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Songs from the feasting halls
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Rahotu✭✭✭try this
well I heard Queen Ayrenn sing about her
well I heard ole Ay put her down
well I hope Queen Ayrenn will remember
Ebonheart men don't need her around (anyhow)0 -
Having not met becky or sir mixalot
on your comment I cannot say a lot
you say that big bots are your thing
and you posted where others just sing
I don't really mind but please more than one line
now a suggestion I have here for you
your line my thoughts have been through
and the song that I thought of you could murder
to fit your line sort of is a tune from a Disney cartoon
try Ive got no strings I think your line would work well in it
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try this
well I heard Queen Ayrenn sing about her
well I heard ole Ay put her down
well I hope Queen Ayrenn will remember
Ebonheart men don't need her around (anyhow)
nice addition not sure it would get a good review in a aldmeri feasting hall but would go down well in the pact halls
luv it these songs are ment for all alliances and different lyrics than I place in always welcome . Regards Daft
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Rahotu✭✭✭cautiously titled *to Rich*
when a problem comes along
you must fix it
before the cream sits out too long
you must fix it
when somethings going wrong
you must fix it
now fix it
into shape
shape it up
get straight
go forward
move ahead
try to protect it
it's not to late
to fix it
fix it good
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"Somebody Too Love"
(originally by The Great Society)
murdered by daft
When the truth is found
To be lies
And all the joy
Within you dies
Don't you want somebody to hate?
Don't you need somebody to hate?
Wouldn't you love somebody to hate?
You better find somebody to hate
Love
When the Warden’s flowers and
Necro’s Babys, are dead, yes
And your mind, your mind
Is so full of red
Don't you want somebody to hate?
Don't you need somebody to hate?
Wouldn't you love somebody to hate?
You better find somebody to hate love
Your necros eyes, I say your necros eyes
May look like hes dead
Yeah, but in your head, the necros baby
I'm afraid you don't know where it went
Don't you want somebody to hate?
Don't you need somebody to hate?
Wouldn't you love somebody to hate?
You better find somebody to hate
love
Blood is running
its running down your breast
And your necros, baby
They treat you like a guest
Don't you want somebody to hate?
Don't you need somebody to hate?
Wouldn't you love somebody to hate?
You better find somebody to love
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I've been in the right keep, but it must have been the wrong time
I'd have said the right thing, but I must have used the wrong line
I've been in the right guild, but I must have used the wrong tabard
My head was in a bad place and I'm wondering what it's good for
I've been on the right siege, but it must have been the wrong keep
My head was in a bad place, but I'm having such a good time
I've been zerging trying to get hung up in my mind (oooh)
Got to give my self a good talking-to this time
Just need a little brain salad surgery (oooh)
Got to cure this insecurity
I've been in the wrong keep, but it must have been the right time
I've been in on the right siege, but it must have been the wrong keep
I've been in the right vein, but it seems like the wrong arm
I've been in the right world, but it seems wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong
{Bridge}
Slipping, dodging, sneaking, creeping, hiding out down the street (oooh)
See the nightblade shaking with every ***' he meets
Refried confusion is making itself clear (oooh)
Wonder which way do I go to get on out of here0 -
Sweet Moon-Sugar Cane aka house builders lament
The wood elves have their Grahtoak tall
Made of leaves and BRANCHE’S!
The lizards build with mud and twigs
And all sorts of vile devices
But those of us who walk the sands
Know life's greatest pleasure
Is strictly sweet, a tasty treat
It's moon sugar that we treasure.
Turrets drenched in moonlight
Embued with summer rain
But then this one moved four poles
And stuffed it up again!
And stuffed it up again!
Gifted by the moons
As they wax and wane
Make our walls and fill our hall’s
But this one stuffed it up again!
This one stuffed it up again!
We spread a deck upon the ground
And line it up so sweetly
We try to add stuff and select the deck
And stuff it up completely
We build it all on our sweet street’s
Don't you build in haste?
You cannot break it down
All those mat’s go to waste
Use housing tools you clown.
Turrets drenched in moonlight
Embued with summer rain
But then this one moved four poles
And stuffed it up again!
And stuffed it up again!
Gifted by the moons
As they wax and wane
Make our walls and fill our hall’s
But this one stuffed it up again!
This one stuffed it up again!
Sweet moon-sugar cane!0 -
O my Guild please wait for me,
Through storm and shine, cross land or sea.
I’ll run to you and together we,
We Siege and we miss
We Siege and we miss
Our graceful keeps We repair up high
And in one resource we hold nearby
Our enemies never run dry
We Siege and we miss
We Siege and we miss
Come the morn she still here
Although we’ve got through all the beer
And in my legs, I see us sway
Sway as we miss
Sway as we miss
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Like a long loading screen
I keep runnin' it’s not a dream
Movin' on, movin' on
It’s a nightmare for me
I keep waiting' to be free
Movin' on, movin' on
'Cause there's a place in a Queue
But there's hope for me and you
Where my poor restless heart yearns to run
There's a place I can see
And when update 25 is done
Gonna find me a place where I can run
Like an old dusty road
I get weary from the load
Movin' on, movin' on
With this tired troubled toon
I've been rollin' since my rebirth
Movin' on, movin' on
'Cause there's a place in a Queue
But there's hope for me and you
Where my poor restless heart yearns to run
There's a place I can see
And when update 25 is done
Gonna find me a place where I can run
You know when times are bad
And you're feeling sad
I want you to always remember
Yes, there's a place in a Queue
But there's hope for me and you
Where my poor restless heart yearns to run
There's a place in the sun
Where there's hope for everyone
Where my poor restless heart yearns to run
There's a place in the sun
Where there's hope for everyone...
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Three flagged armies, forward march
No one owes you a living
Three flagged armies, do your part,
Think of what you're giving
To the lost and lonely people of Cold Harbor
Out of need, they seek direction for their life
They wait for you in the darkness,
Take advantage of your strength,
And follow you into the light
Three flagged armies, forward march
Think what you're providing
Three flagged armies, show your starch
What's the use of hiding?
Tell the zone general’s to look the other way
It's instinctive stimulation you convey
It's a necessary function,
Meant for those without compunction,
Who get stuck in keeps each day
Three flagged armies forward march
Puritans ignore them
Three flagged armies do their part
The bereft of hope adore them
Let them satisfy the ego of men and mer
Let them fabricate success to those who fail,
And should penalties pursue them,
When there's really credit due them,
Their might may yet prevail!
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Anytime you're Eso way,
Any evening, any day,
You'll find us all ' farmin with trans n ball.
Ev'ry little eso gal,
With her little eso pal,
You'll find 'em all ' zerg bombin yer wall.
Ev'rything's free and easy,
Do as you darn well pleasey,
Why don't you make your pults there,
walls there, troops there,
Once you get down eso way,
Ev'ry evening, ev'ry day,
You'll find us all' tryin to lower yer wall.
Anytime you're eso way,
Any evening, any day,
You'll find us all stealth bombin yer wall.
Ev'ry little eso gal,
With her little eso pal,
You'll find em all rebuildin their castle wall.
resource's are free and easy,
Do as you darn well pleasey,
Why don't you take your mech there,
archers there, scouts there,
Once you get down eso way,
Ev'ry evening, ev'ry day,
You'll find that all Enemies are at yer walls.
Anytime you're eso way,
Any evening, any day,
You'll find that all nightblades are ganking outside your wall's.
Ev'ry little eso gal,
With her little eso pal,
You'll find em all Bomb blades inside yer wall.
resource's are free and easy,
bomb as you darn well pleasey,
Why don't you send your templar's there,
warden's there, sorc's there,
Once you get down eso way,
Ev'ry evening, ev'ry day,
You'll find that all,
are Doin' it the eso-
farmin'it the eso-
bombin'it the eso way!
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Promises, Promises
Naked Eyes Redid by Daft
Never had a doubt
In the beginning
Never a doubt
I raided with you
In the beginning
I followed you right through
Side by side we zerged like kids
And all the silly things we did
You made me promises promises
Knowing I'd believe
Promises promises
Took the keep we couldn't keep
Second time around
I'm still believing words that you said
You said you'd always be here
"In cyrodiil forever"
Still repeats in my head
You can't finish what you start
We form a raid it breaks apart
We made promises promises
You knew we couldn't keep the keep
Promises promises
Why do I believe
Side by side we zerged like kids
And all the silly things we did
You can't finish what you start
We form a raid it breaks apart
You made me promises promises
But we can't take a keep.0 -
my crash report .......
I turned around then my whole world fell apart.
I should not have turned around
I knew it was a mistake from the start.
I turned around Its the third time tonight,
A totally blank screen and then a slow restart.
Together can we make it so I stay online?
I don't know what to do I'm always in the dark
Living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
I didn't need this tonight
Forever having to restart tonight
(Forever's gonna restart tonight)
Once upon a time, I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total collapse then a restart (Turn around, bright eyes)
(Turn around, bright eyes)
(Turn around)
who let Bonnie Tyler use my keyboard.0 -
I've gone offline in the morning light
And the guild master says did you crashed again knight
Oh guild master dear I'm not the fortunate one
And elder scrolls dear constant crashing isn't much fun
Oh we all just want to have fun
The beacon lights flare in the middle of the night
A guild master yells what you gonna do with your life
Oh gm dear I'm filling out crash report's again tonight
But the elder scrolls knights they want to have fun
Oh the knights just want to have -fun
That's all they really want is
Some fun
When the working day is done
knights - they want to have fun
Oh elder scrolls these crashes are just not fun
Some knights take a build
And hide her away from the rest of the world
I want to be the one to walk in the sun
Oh, knights, they want to have fun
Oh knights just want to have fun
That's all they really want
Some fun
When the working day is done
elder scrolls knights - they want to have fun
Oh, we all just want to have fun,
They want to have fun,
They want to have fun...0 -
In the update 2525
If ESO is still alive
If us knights can survive
we may find
In the update 3535
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies
Everything you think, do and say
Is on the meta you used today
In the update 4545
Ain't gonna need your mount's, won't need your cards
You won't find a thing to chew
Nobody's gonna Zerg with you
In the update 5555
Your arms are hanging limp at your sides
Your legs got nothing to do
Some machine is doing that for you
In the update 6565
Ain't gonna need no keyboard, will need no screen
You'll pick your castle, pick your battle too
From the bottom of a long glass tube' Whoooa
In the update 7510
If fekkum's a-comin' he ought to make it by then
Maybe he'll look around himself and say
Guess it's time for the new meta today
In the update 8510
ZOS is gonna shake its mighty head then
either say I'm pleased where ESO has been
Or tear it down and start again
In the update 9595
I'm kinda wondering if ESO is gonna be alive
it's taken everything this old earth can give
will stuck in combat be a feature then
Now it's been 10,000 years
us knights have cried a billion tears
For what we never knew
Now Molag's reign is through
But through eternal night
The twinkling of starlight
So very far away
Maybe it's only yesterday
In the year 2525
If fekkum is still alive
If us knights can survive
we may thrive
In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies
Everything you think, do or say
Is in the meta you used today ....(fading...)0 -
If you're tired of the Crashing out of the game
all the time
Burnin' at both ends and you're Siege burnt down
Sometimes you got to go a little coastal
Take the trans and point it south
Work on a little crafting overtime
Checking on out of that crashing time
Sandy streets and the FPS DPS is down
Hair free in the breeze getting all unwound
Jump in the water go weekend wild
Get wrapped up in an old beach towel
Break out tequila salt and the lime
Working on craft bag overtime
Man, there's just something about this style
Flip flops and tank tops, and tan lines
Makes you wanna grab the suntan lotion
And let your worries roll out with the tide
Work in a little crafting overtime
Checking on out of that PVP nine to five
Sandy streets and the DPS down
Hair free in the breeze getting all unwound
Jump in the water go weekend wild
Get wrapped up in an old beach towel
Break out tequila salt and the lime
Work on crafting overtime
It's the kind of fun
That's hard to stop
When it's started
So make a cup and fill your armoury too
Work in a little Crafting overtime, overtime
Work in a little crafting overtime
Checking on out of that nine to five
Sunny streets and the lag is down
Hair free in the breeze getting all unwound
Jump in the water go weekend wild
Get wrapped up in a whole new style
Break out tequila salt and the lime
Work on crafting overtime, overtime
Work in a little sunshine overtime0 -
Templars down I baked him with sun
laid him down with a flick of my beach towel.
All through the night,
In every fight never a frown,
unless the server is down.
Every day just like the last,
by her whip tied to the mast.
To distant lands
Takes both my hands
Never a frown unless servers are down
Golden Mage what a temptress
Through the ages, she's heading west
From far away
Stays for a day
Never a frown unless servers are down
Never a frown unless the server is down
Never a frown (never a frown), never a frown
Never a frown unless the server is down
Never a frown (never a frown), never a frown
Never a frown (never a frown), never a frown
Never a frown unless the server is down
Never a frown (never a frown), never a frown
Never a frown whilst the server's not down
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Here I Sit
In a lost and lonely loading screen
Held up in time
In a world of tears, I slowly drown
Goin' home
I just can't make it alone
I really should re-login now
login in now
running with you, running with you
Inventory
Just looking around when me screen went down
It's not Inventory
When your character cries and you don't know why
It's hard to bear
With no one to help you, you're
Goin' nowhere
Tragedy
When you lose control and you got no soul
It's not Addon's
When the server dies and you don't know why
It's hard to bear
With no one beside you, you're
Goin' nowhere
Night and day
There's a yearning down inside of me
Login on
With a yearning that won't let me be
Down I go
And I just can't take it all alone
I really should be re-login now
login in now
wanting to run with you, running with you
Tragedy
When the server's gone and you can't log on
It's tragedy
When the server dies and you don't know why
It's hard to bear
With no one to help you, you're
Goin' nowhere
Tragedy
When you lose control and you got no soul
It's tragedy
When your character dies and you don't know why
It's hard to bear
With no one beside you, you're
Goin' nowhere
Oooohh
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Sometimes I feel I've got to
Runaway I've got to
Get away from the pain that you drive into the heart of me
The skill's we share
Seems to go nowhere
And I've lost my light
For I toss and turn I can't sleep at night
Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'll run from you
These tainted Arrows you've given
I give you all a Knight could give you
Take my Scroll's and that's not nearly all
Oh tainted Arrows
Tainted Arrows
Now I know I've got to
Runaway I've got to
Getaway
I don't want it any more from You.
To make things right
You need someone to bind you tight
And you think balling is the way
But I'm sorry I don't play that way
Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'll run from you
These tainted Arrows you've given
I gave you all a Knight could give you
Took my Arrows and that's not nearly all Oh tainted Arrows
tainted Arrows.
Oh tainted Arrows0 -
Mother laid her elbows on the desk
Whispering her wishes in the threads
greaving in the sight of all our dead
Wiping up the stains of our regret
Heals in her hands healing up the dead
Cleaning off her fingers as she wept
Lurk within her gleaming silhouette
The seal in our wonder to ferment
I like the devil can fly
I read her sweet mind last night
I like god can fly
I held a candle over her fright
What is happiness but a word
Spoken from on high for what it's worth
Flown beneath the wings of dragon knight's
But I have felt the wind crawl where we're cursed
Find us in the folded scroll's she pressed
Lying in positions like we've slept
Find us in the hallows of her chest
Lying in positions like we've slept
I like the devil can fly
I read her sweet mind last night
I like god can fly
I held a candle over her fright
I like god can fly
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Something is happening
And it started happening
When I walked on by
Something is happening
And it's changing everything
Do you know why?
Crashing as I looked in my inventory
Something new suddenly hit me
The world over, it's always happening
The same sort of thing to others too
Something is happening to me
And I only hope you see the same thing to
Something is happening
excruciating, bewildering
Do you know why
Something is happening
I can't think of anything
So can you tell me why
What begins these Crashin' motions?
It does things to my emotions
I can tell whatever is happening
There's nothing about it I can do
Something is happening to my screen
And I only hope you can see the same thing is happening too
Soon as you start to alter builds
Some new meta build these things are happening
The world over, it's always happening
The same sort of thing to others too
Something is happening to me
And I only hope you see the same thing is happening too
What begins these Meta' notions?
You do things to my emotions
I can tell whatever is happening
There's nothing about it I can do
Something is happening to me
And I only hope the same thing is happening to you0 -
Now there are Three Steps To online gaming,
Just listen and you will plainly see,
And as life travels on,
And things do go wrong,
Just follow steps one, two and three.
Step one - you try to log in,
Step two - You try til it logs in successfully,
Step three - you log back in because it crashed,
Yeah! that sure seems like online gaming to me.
The formula for online gaming's very simple,
Just follow the rules and you will see,
And as life travels on,
And things do go wrong,
Just follow steps one, two and three.
Step one - you try to log in,
Step two - You try til it logs in successfully,
Step three - you log back in because it crashed,
Yeah! that sure seems like online gaming to me
Just follow steps one, two and three.0 -
I was all right for awhile
I could smile for a while
But I saw you last night
You held my hand so tight
As you stopped to say, "Hello"
Oh, you wished me well
But, you couldn't tell
That I'd been Scrying just by you
Scrying just by you
When you said, "So long"
Left me standing all alone
Alone and scrying, scrying
Scrying, scrying
It's hard to understand
But the touch of your hand
Can start me scrying
I thought that I was over you
But it's true, so true
I need lead's even more
Than I did before
But, Dear R.N.G, what can I do?
For you don't love me
And I'll always be Scrying over you
Scrying over you
Yes, now you're gone
And from this moment on
I'll be Scrying, Scrying
Scrying, scrying
Yeah, scrying, scrying
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Can anybody find me some new leads?
Ooh, each morning I get up I die a little
Can barely stand on my feet
(Take a look at yourself) Take a look in the mirror and scry (and scry)
O Eso, what you're doing to me (yeah yeah)
I have spent all my years in believing you
But I just can't get no good RNG!
Somebody (somebody) ooh somebody (somebody)
Can anybody find me some new leads?
I work hard (he works hard) every day of my life
I Dig hard 'til I ache in my bones
At the end (at the end of the day)
I take home my hard earned pay all on my own
I get down (down) on my knees (knees)
And I start to pray
'Til the tears run down from my eyes
Lord, somebody (somebody), ooh somebody
(Please) can anybody find me some new leads to scry?
(He works hard)
Everyday (everyday) I scry and I scry and I scry
But everybody wants to put me down
They say I'm going crazy
They say I got a lot of water in my brain
Ah, got no common sense
I got nobody left to believe in
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh, Eso
Ooh somebody, ooh somebody
Can anybody find me some new leads?
(Can anybody find me some new leads Today
)
Got no feel, I got no rhythm
I just keep breaking the box (you just keep losing and losing)
I'm OK, I'm alright (he's alright, he's alright)
I ain't gonna face no defeat (yeah yeah)
I just gotta get away from this prisms spell
One day (someday) I'm gonna be free,Free!
Find me some new leads
Find me some new leads
Find me some new leads
Find me some new leads
Find me some new leads today
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In This Shirt
The Irrepressibles Re did by daft
I am lost inner turmoil
Now our warrior is gone
Overcast by your shadow
As our worlds move on
In this keep, I can see you
To be near you for a while
In this keep, I can see you
To be near you for a while
There's a siege knocking down
All these things that we were
I awake in the night to
Hear the siege engines pout
There's a pain it does ripple
Through my frame makes me lame
There's an arrow in my side
It's the shape it's the prize
Of you and me ever charging
Moving on now moving fast
And this touch must be wanting
Must become free to act
But I mean just to tell you
That I'm near you and never rush
And I've bled every day now
For a year for a year
I did send you a missive
On the wind for you to read
Our names there together
Must've fallen like the sea
To depths of the soil
Buried deep in the ground
On the wind, I can hear you
Call my name held the sound
I am lost
I am lost in a raid now
Now the warrior is gone
I am lost in a raid now
Now the warrior is gone
I am lost, I am lost
I am lost, I am lost
I am lost0 -
Get up in the morning starting with Discord,
Even before me mouth can be fed.
Oooo, Me Ears are Alight.
My wife and My kids they pack up and a leave me
"Darling" she said, "You'll play that game Until your Dead"
Oooo, Me Ears are Alight.
Shoot them and Gear up, Ballisters all go Now,
I don't want to end up like Bonnie and Clyde
Oooo, Me Ears are Alight.
After a storm, there must be a calm
But if you catch me in Game, you sound your Alarm
Oooo, Me Ears are Alight.
Get up in the morning starting with Discord,
Even before me mouth can be fed
Oooo, Me Ears are Alight.
Oooo, Me Ears are Alight,
I'm a wandering, and Scrying so hard
Oooo, Me Ears are Alight,
Oooo, Me Ears are Alight,
Oooo, Me Ears are Alight.
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The sun comes up and the sun goes down,
And the wheel and the clock go round and round.
I try to login but the login's down,
Life gets teejus, don't it.
I try again, but, shucks, I don't get no where,
Check my password same as before.
I use one finger but it don't care,
Its all just wasted effort.
I pound those keys more and more,
Ain't hit them all but I may Im sure.
I've heard it said and it's true I'm sure,
That too much pounding will weaken you.
Danged ol' server, It must be sick,
It used to let me in real quick.
You bought it back, but it wouldn't tick,
Something ***-eyed somewhere.
werewolf's howling so forlorn,
Laziest wolf that ever was born.
He's howlin' 'cause he's settin' on a thorn,
Just too tired to move over.
Well, the cow's gone dry and the hens won't lay,
And my resources dried up last Saturday.
My troubles keep pilin' up day by day,
And now I'm gettin' dysnc's.
Roof's a-leakin' and the chimney leans,
An' there's a hole in the seat of my old blue jeans.
Now I've used the last of the pork an' bean's,
Just can't depend on nothin'.
I keep on tapping' at the entry screen,
I've been at it now for two hours or more.
When I gets through I'll sure be sore,
Cause there ain't No one in there.
Well, it's carts and balls and scouts and woes,
Archers and heroes and that's how it goes.
And now I'm getting a cold in my nose,
Login gets tasteless, don't it.0 -
When you fight through their storm
Hold your head up high
And don't be afraid of the dark
At the end of that storm
There's a golden sky
And the sweet silver song of a lark
Walk on through the wind
Walk on through the rain
Though your no longer in combat
Walk on, walk on
With no hope in your heart
Cos you'll never mount again
You'll never mount again
Walk on, walk on
With no hope in your heart
And you'll never mount again
You'll never mount again0 -
Death Is Not the End
Bob Dylan redone by Daft
When you're fighting 80 enemies, and you haven't got a friend
Just remember that death is not the end
And all that siege your firing, falls down and does not mend
Just remember that death is not the end
Not the end, not the end
Just remember that death is not the end
When you're standing on the keep wall, that you cannot defend
Just remember that death is not the end
And all your alliance has vanished and you don't know what's up the bend
Just remember that death is not the end
Not the end, not the end
Just remember that death is not the end
When the storm clouds gather 'round you, and their ultimate's descend
Just remember that death is not the end
And there's no one there to comfort you, with a helping' hand to lend
Just remember that death is not the end
Not the end, not the end
Just remember that death is not the end
Oh, the tree of life is growing
Where the spirit never dies
And the bright light of salvation shines
In dark and empty skies
When the cities are on fire with the burning flesh of men
Just remember that death is not the end
And you search in vain to find just one ally on whom you can depend
Just remember that death is not the end
Not the end, not the end
Just remember that death is not the end
Not the end, not the end
Just remember that death is not the end0
