Songs from the feasting halls

mabdastardseb17_ESO

botting knights to wuthering Heights" kate bush

Out on the wiley, windy maps
We'd scroll and fail in chat.
He has no up keep oh their jealousy:
Too big, too greedy.
How could you port away from me,
When I needed to transwave you?
I hated you. Id have sent mech' at you.

Bad dreams in the night.
They told me I was going to lose the fight,
Leave behind my warring, warring
Warring knights.

Refi, it's me--[ Mech'd whats that ?].
ive Come home. o my pc It's so old!
Let me into-your windows.

o Refi, yes me--mech'd ? .
ill have to reeee-load!
Log me into-your window.

Ooh, it gets dark! It gets lonely,
On the other server without you.
I whine a lot. I find a spot
Falls through without you.
I'm coming back, soon.
Cruel Helper, my one dream,
My only master.

Too long he roamed in the night.
he's going back to its scripts, to put it right.
he's going home to botting, botting,
botting knights,

o blige, what is it!
what is this thing-a-mech'd ?.
screen froze. my pc is so old!
Let me log into-your window.

help me **** downloaded free.
ill stay home. its so old!
log me in-a-new window.

Ooh! Let me have it.
Let me grab your resources away.
Ooh! Let me have it.
Let me grab your resource away.
You know it's me--is there really capture now on server3!

Helper, it's me--refi.
ill stay home. this pc Its o so old!
Logged him into-your window.

oh gee, it's me--glitchy.
Come home. getting so old!
Log me into-your window.

Helper, it's me--send refi.
im Comin home soon.my pc Its so old!

mabdastardseb17_ESO

Well Sometimes I Go Out, By Myself, And I Look Across The border.

And I Think Of All The Things, Of What You're Doing, And in my head I Paint A Picture.

Since I've Come Home, Well My wall's Been A Mess, And I Miss Your resource fields, And The Way You dress.

Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Why Dont You Come On Over, cavalry.

cavalry
cavalry
cavalry

Did You Have To Go on hol's, Put Your castle in truce, Did You Get A Good Lawyer.

I Hope You Didnt port away again, I Hope You Find The Right plan, let me Fix It For You.

Are You Shopping Anywhere, Change The Color Of Your Hair, And Are You Busy.

Did You Have To Pay That Fine, That You Were Dodging All The Time, Are You Still Dizzy.

Well Since I Come Home, Well My wall's Been A Mess, And I Miss Your resources, And The Way You Like To torture me.

Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Dont You Come On Over, cavalry.

cavalry
cavalry
cavalry

Well Sometimes I Go Out, By Myself, And I Look Across The border.

And I Think Of All The Things, What You're Doing, And In My Head I Paint A Picture.

Since I've Come Home, Well My castle's Been A Mess, And I Miss Your resources, And The Way You Like To dress.

cavalry
cavalry
cavalry
cavalry
cavalry
cavalry
cavalry
cavalry
Why Don't You Come On Over cavalry...

mabdastardseb17_ESO

Naughty guilds in nasty states
player's breaking all the rules
Having fun and playing fools
Smashing up the woodwork tools
All the leaders in the pub
Passing round the ready-rub
Trying not to think of when
The lunchtime bell will ring again.

Oh what fun we had
But, did it really turn out bad
All I learnt at knight school
Was how to bend not break the rules
Oh what fun we had
But at the time it seemed so bad
Trying different ways
To make a difference to the days.

The guild leader's had enough today
All the knights have gone away
Gone to fight with next door's lot
Every trooper, that is the rule
Sits alone and bends his cane
Same old attack strides again
All the small ones tell tall tales
Walking home and squashing snails.

Oh what fun we had
But, did it really turn out bad
All I learnt at knight school
Was how to bend not break the rules
Oh what fun we had
But at the time it seemed so bad
Trying different ways
To make a difference to the days.

Lots of girls and lots of boys
Lots of smells and lots of noise
Pitch n moats in the park
Kicking pushbikes after dark
chainmail trousers, dirty shirt
Pulling hair and eating dirt
Mabs comes to break it up
Back of the 'ead with a plastic cup.

Oh what fun we had
But, did it really turn out bad
All I learnt at knight school
Was how to bend not break the rules
Oh what fun we had
But at the time it seemed so bad
Trying different ways
To make a difference to the days.

chainmail trousers, chainmail trousers, chainmail trousers
chainmail trousers, chainmail trousers, chainmail trousers

mabdastardseb17_ESO

claudette everly brothers

Oh-oh Castlette
Oh-oh Castlette

I got a brand new castle and I feel so good
She defends me even better than I thought she would
I'm on my way to your house an I'm plumb outa breath
A-when I trans her tonight I'm gonna squeeze her to death

Castlette, pretty little resource Castlette
Never make me fret Castlette
She's the greatest resourced castle that I've ever met
I get the best alliance points that I'll ever get
From Castlette, pretty little resource Castlette

Oh oh Castlette


Well I'm a lucky man my allies treats me right
they's gonna resource me and refi and defend me right
When the march is over and we're at your front door
When I siege you tonight I'll holler more more more

Castlette, pretty little res Castlette
Never make me fret Castlette
She's the greatest resourced castle that I've ever met
I get the best alliance points that I'll ever get
From Castlette, pretty little res Castlette
Oh oh Castlette


When me an my new target have a date or three
I'm gonna ask my allies if they'll port with me
I'm gonna be so happy for the rest of my life
When my brand new castle is full with troops n stuff

Castlette, pretty little resource Castlette
Never make me fret Castlette
She's the greatest resourced castle that I've ever met
I get the best alliance points that I'll ever get
From Castlette, pretty little resource Castlette
Oh oh Castlette, mmm mmm Castlette (fade)

mabdastardseb17_ESO

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's farmin the coiners way to heaven.

Ooh, ooh, and she's farmin the coiners way to heaven.
When she gets there she knows, if the banks are all closed
With a coin she can get what she came for.
Ooh, ooh, and she's farmin the coiners way to heaven.

There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a vale by the castle, there's a knight who sings,
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.

There's a feeling I get when I look to the west,
And my spirit is crying for leaving.
In my thoughts I have seen reinforcements through the trees,
And the voices of those who stand looking.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.

And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune
Then fekkum will listen to reason.
And at last a new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the forests will echo with laughter.

If there's a birdy awake, though no sound does it make,
It's just a spring clean from the May queen.
Yes, shes attackin,
And it makes me wonder.

Your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know,
The castles calling you to protect them,
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
my scouts on the whispering wind hasten.

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.

And she's coinin the stairway to heaven.

mabdastardseb17_ESO

cmon everybody eddie cocheran

Ah well, c'mon everybody and let's get together tonight,
I got some coins on my login and I'm really gonna spend it right.
Well I've been a-doin' my homework all week long,
And now the house is empty and the folks are gone,
Ooo C'mon everybody.

Ah well my city isnt ready but I'm gonna send from three or four,
And your castle will be a-shakin' from my bare mech slappin' on your door.
Well, when you hear that music you can't sit still,
If your walls won't drop then your gates will,
Ooo C'mon everybody.

Well we'll really have a party but we gotta move right outside,
If his troops come a-home I'm afraid they're gonna have my hide.
They'll be no more battles for a week or two,
No more dj chasin flash with the broom for a few ,
Who cares C'mon everybody.

C'mon everybody
C'mon everybody

mabdastardseb17_ESO

Cupid - sam cooke
slightly altered and murdered by daft

Taran draw back your bow ,And let your arrows go, Straight to my enemies heart for me.

Taran please hear my cry, And let your arrows fly, Straight to my foe's heart's for me.

Now I don't mean to bother you but I'm in a mess, There's danger of me losing all of my resource's,
Alas i only got sticks,... And this you can fix.

So... Taran send in your sword's, And send me your mech of course, Straight to my castle refi me.

Taran please hear my plea, And let your mechs start , Straight to my castle's heart for me.

Taran with your arrow's make a defence storm for me, I promise I will farm here until eternity,
I know between the two of us those bums we can kill, Help me if you will.

Taran throw me your bow's, And let your arrow's go ,Straight to my foe's heart for me.

Taran please hear my plea, Send all your troops to me, Straight to my castle's heart for me.

Taran, don't you hear me ,Calling you, I need you,....Taran!
wot you mean hes outback cultivating a few ounces...TARAN!!!!!
sheesh i said get stones not get stoned strewth!
on second thoughts ang on ill get me bong and join ya.

mabdastardseb17_ESO

Every shade of knights are falling,
It's Elder scrolls time,
Out of the mist your voice is calling,
It's our guild's time.
When purple coloured mammoths,
March to mark the end of the day.
I guess you know its finally Mabsy's time,
err Elder scrolls time.

Deepening shadows gather splendor,
As day is done,
Fingers of knights will soon surrender,
The setting sun.
Mabs counts the mammoths daily,
Till there work is done,
at last at last its Elder scrolls time,

Elder scrolls time.

Here in the after-glow of battle,
We keep our rendez-vous beneath the blue,
again in the sweat and heat of battle,
Ill follow you again as I did then.

Deep in the dark your castles call me,
Like days of old,
Lighting the spark of love that fills me,
With dreams untold.
Each day I pray for evening just,
To be with you,
Together at last its Elder scrolls time.

Together at last its Elder scrolls time.

mabdastardseb17_ESO

lets face the music fred astaire

There may be siege waves ahead,
But while there's moonlight and mammoths,
And love of resources,
Let's face the zerg wave and dance,

Before all foes have fled,
Before they ask us to pay the bill,
And while we still,
Have the chance,
Let's fleece the scroll's and dance,

Soon
We'll be without the moon,
Humming a diff'rent tune,
And then,
There may be resource's to shed,

So while there's moonlight and music,
And love and resources,
Let's face the siege and dance,
Dance.
Let's face the zerg waves and dance.

mabdastardseb17_ESO

flirtin with disaster molly hatchet murdered by Mabs

I'm travelin' down elder scrolls road an' I'm flirtin' with disaster,
I got the zerg pedal to the floor my life is running faster.
I'm outta money, outta hope it looks like self destruction,
Well how much more can we take gettin all of this action.

We're flirtin' with disaster, ya'll know what I mean,
And the way we run our lives it makes no sense to me.
I don't know about yourself or what you wanna be yeah,
But when we gamble with the time we choose our destiny.

I'm travelin' down that elder scrolls road,
Feel like cartss draggin' a heavy load.
Yeah I've tried to turn my head away,
Feel 'bout the same most every day,
You know what I'm zergin' about baby.

Speeding down the fast lane honey we're playin',
from town to town,
The boys and I've been burnin' it up can't seem to,
slow it down.
I got the walls to the floor our lives are runnin' faster.
Got our sights set straight ahead but I ain't sure what we're after.

Flirtin' with disaster ya'll damn sure know what I mean,
You know the way we run our lives it makes no sense to me.
I don't know about yourself or what you plan to be yeah,
But when we gamble with our time we choose our destiny.

Yeah we're travelin' down that resource road,
Feel like I'm dragging a heavy load.
Though I try to turn my head away,
Flirtin' with disaster every day.
And you are too baby,
Ha ha ha ha.
It ain't for everybody,
Oh, come on man.


Flirtin' with disaster baby, ya'll know what I mean.
You know the way we run our lives it makes no sense to me.
I don't know about yourself or what you plan to be,
But when we gamble with the time we choose our destiny.

Yeah we're travelin' down this elder scrolls road,
Feel like I'm dragging a very heavy load.
Though they try to turn my zergs away, mm bop bop yeah,
Flirtin' with disaster every day.

mabdastardseb17_ESO

goin' Whaoootzee too the tune of makin whoopee

Another night its just gone June
Another day stuck in this room
another season, another reason
aint life just' whaoootzee

Alot of sleep, alot of rest
if i could synq them both it would be the best
its so Killin my mind aint willin '
It just goes whaoootzee

Picture the scene where mabs doth dwell
down where el del da- looon swings in his cell
picture the scene mabs so serene
el del da looon swingin by the neck from that beam

mab's smashing dishes with a rubber duck
He's not ambitious doesnt give a (pencil that in when i gets a ryhmin word)
but don't forget folks thats what you get folks
when yer brain goes whaoootzee

Another year or maybe less
what's this I hear? Well can't you guess
nurs feels neglected and he's suspected
of goin' whaoootzee

he sits alone most every night
she's on her phone she doesn't write
he says she's busy but she say's "he is ?"
He's fekkin' totally whaoootzee

He doesn't make much only saw mills and such
some staches that he's is farmin
and such and such

he says now nurs suppose i fail
and nurs says rest put down that flail
i guess ill keep her i think it's cheeper
since ive gone whaoootzee

i better keep her
I know it's cheaper since ive gone whaoootzee

for those uncertain as to what whaoootzee means its more of a facial expression than a word so to get full effect look in mirror and open eyes as
wide as ya can and say it wha -ooot - zee
bonus points to anyone who can see over there own eyebrows whilst sayin it

to help well ya has ta lower one by screwin yer mouth up then ya gots to go crosseyed and look up with one eye and down with the other just make sure the eye
yer lookin down from isnt lower than the one yer lookin up from
other people who have tried this also liked lookin for hairs on the palm of there hands
now be honest how many of you just looked at yer palms

mabdastardseb17_ESO

Hangover knights

twas a night ooh such a knight he nearly was,
and he was gone gone gone he really was

oh twas a night he really dont want to remember,
no draws in the moonlight only wearing one glove

and he was gone gone gone he really was,
ewww did he really! and can that still be called love!

he was a knight such a knight he really was,
and he was gone gone gone but it wasnt love

oooh how much had he drunk we cant remember,
but when we found him he was only wearing one glove

and it wasnt on his hand neither.

mabdastardseb17_ESO

The road is long,
With many a winding turn,
That leads us to fekk knows where.
fekk knows when,
But I'm strong,
Strong enough to refi him,
He ain't heavy, he's my ally.

So on we go,
His welfare is of my concern,
No burden is he to bear,
We'll get there.
For I know,
He would not encumber me,
He ain't heavy, he's my ally.

If I'm laden at all,
I'm laden with resources,
That everyone's carts,
Isn't filled with the mabness,
Of life for one another.

It's a long, long road,
From which there is no return,
While we're on the way to there,
Why not share.
And the load,
Doesn't weigh me down at all,
He ain't heavy, he's my ally.

He's my ally,
He ain't heavy, he's my ally...

mabdastardseb17_ESO

When our first King, arrived on this land,
He planted an oak with his own royal hand;
And he pray'd for Heaven's blessing to hallow the tree,
As a sceptre for the guilds in the land of the free.

Hearts of oak are our forts,
Hearts of oak are our men,
We always are ready, steady boys, steady,
To charge and to conquer again and again.

The sapling shot up and stuck firm to the ground;
It defied every tempest that bellow'd around;
And still was it seen with fresh vigour to shoot,
When the blood of our martyrs had moisten'd its root.

Hearts of oak are our forts,
Hearts of oak are our men,
We always are ready, steady boys, steady,
To charge and to conquer again and again.

But worms of corruption had eaten their way
Through its bark; we fight till our War cry has swept them away,
we have sworn, no such reptiles our tree shall infest,
And our patriots soon shall extirpate the nest.

Hearts of oak are our forts,
Hearts of oak are our men,
We always are ready, steady boys, steady,
To charge and to conquer again and again.

any tyrants, whose rule abject subject's bemoans —
all brood's of usurpers who sit on her thrones —
Shall look on our armies, and tremble with awe,
When the usurper to our emporer has bow'd to the law,

Hearts of oak are our forts,
Hearts of oak are our men,
We always are ready, steady boys, steady,
To charge and to conquer again and again.

Now long live the guilds, who dare'd to revive
The spirit which freemen scarce felt was alive;
their name shall be carve'd, while of freedom we sing,
On the oak that was planted by our First King.

Hearts of oak are our forts,
Hearts of oak are our men,
We always are ready, steady boys, steady,
To charge and to conquer again and again.

mabdastardseb17_ESO

HELP!
HELP! I NEED SOME RESOURCES,
HELP! NOT JUST ANY RESOURCES,
HELP! YOU KNOW I NEED RESOURCES, HELP.

WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, SO MUCH YOUNGER THAN TODAY,
I NEVER NEEDED ANYBODY'S HELP IN ANY WAY.
BUT NOW THESE DAYS ARE GONE, I'M NOT SO SELF RESOURCED,
NOW I FIND I'VE CHANGED MY MIND I'VE OPENED UP THE DOORS.

HELP ME IF YOU CAN, MY RESOURCES ARE DOWN
AND I DO APPRECIATE YOU BEING AROUND.
HELP ME GET MY FEET BACK ON THE GROUND,
WON'T YOU PLEASE, PLEASE HELP ME.

AND NOW MY LIFE HAS CHANGED IN OH SO MANY WAYS,
MY FOOD RESOURCES SEEMS TO VANISH IN THE HAZE.
BUT EV'RY NOW AND THEN I FEEL SO INSECURE,
I KNOW THAT I JUST NEED STONE LIKE I'VE NEVER DONE BEFORE.

HELP ME IF YOU CAN, RESOURCES ARE DOWN
AND I DO APPRECIATE YOU BEING AROUND.
HELP ME GET MY FEET BACK ON THE GROUND,
WON'T YOU PLEASE, PLEASE HELP ME.

WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, SO MUCH YOUNGER THAN TODAY,
I NEVER NEEDED ANYBODY'S HELP IN ANY WAY.
BUT NOW THESE DAYS ARE GONE, I'M NOT SO SELF RESOURCED
NOW I FIND I'VE CHANGED MY MIND I'VE OPENED UP THE DOORS.

HELP ME IF YOU CAN, I'M FEELING DOWN
AND I DO APPRECIATE YOU BEING ROUND.
HELP ME, GET MY TROOPS BACK AND MY WALLS,
WON'T YOU PLEASE,
PLEASE HELP ME,
HELP ME,
HELP ME, OH.

mabdastardseb17_ESO

Hold back the knights, me timin aint right
Don't wanna leave, dont wanna (leave a wall standin)
Hold back the knights, me timin aint right
Don't wanna leave a wall standin

When i had left, you attacked my city right out of the blue (oh, yes you did)
Wondered why you attacked that way, never told me why
When the sun goes down and the moon is clear
I'll hit you til your castles disappears

Hold back the knights, me timin aint right
Don't wanna leave, dont wanna (leave a wall standin)
Hold back the knights, me timin aint right

Although the task is daunting me when I go to bed honey
Like a character in a book, in a book that I read
when the sun goes down the moon is near
with mass attacks your cities i will clear

Hold them, hold them, hold them, got it right

Dont hold back the knights, me timings now right
aint gonna leave, gonna leave (leave a wall standin)

Dont hold back the knights, me times are just right
Aint gonna to leave a city standin

Didnt hold back the knights, timing just right
He's not got one city left standing

mabdastardseb17_ESO

I'm sittin' on me computer seat
Got a mess to clear up from last nite
went on a trip a one night stand
My battle axe and mace in hand
And every stop was neatly planned
For a warrior from eso's lands

I wish I was
tamriel bound
eso, where my thought's escaping
Here, where my music's playing
Here, where my castles lie waiting
Silently for me

Everyday's an endless stream
Of castle wallls and resourcing
And each town looks the same to me
The fodder and the calavry
And every stranger's place I see
Reminds me that I long to be

cyrodiil bound
I wish I was
tamriel bound
Here, where my thought's escaping
Here, where my music's playing
Here, where my castle lies waiting
Silently for me.

mabdastardseb17_ESO

There was a house in cyrodiil,
They called the broken drum,
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy,
And vivec he know's I'm one,

Our mother was our hostess,
She kept us all inline,
our father hes a mystery ,
hes probably doin time,

Now the only thing a knight needs,
Is a mammoth as his steed,
And the only time he's satisfied,
Is when he's resourced beyond his need,


Oh mother tell your children,
Not to do what I have done,
dont Spend your lives in sin and misery,
In the House of the broken drum,

Well, I got one foot in the styrup,
The other foot on the ground,
I'm goin' back to cyrodiil,
where me mechs n archer are all bound,

Well, there is a house in cyrodiil,
They call the broken drum,
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy,
And vivec he knows I'm one,

mabdastardseb17_ESO

i got stung elvis presley

Holy smoke,
A land sakes alive!
I never thought this could happen to me.

Mm, yeah! Mm, yeah!

I got mech'd by a foe by me,
Oh, what a feeling come over me,
It started in my walls,
Crept up to my gates,
Flew to my archers,
Till my walls was dead,
I'm done, uh-uh,
I got mech'd!.

Mm, yeah! Mm, yeah!.

he had all that I wanted and more,
And I've seen off mech waves before,
Started buzzin' in my ear,
Buzzin' in my brain,
Got mech'd all over,
But I feel no pain,
I'm done, uh-uh,
I got mech'd!,

Now, don't think I'm complainin',
I'm mighty pleased we met,
'Cause you gimme just one little mech.
take my walls and gates a state,
And I break out in a cold cold sweat,
If I live to a hundred and two,
I won't let nobody mech me like you.
I'll be buzzin' 'round your hive,
Ev'ry day at five,
And I'm never gonna leave once I arrive,
'Cause I'm done,
Uh-uh, I got mech'd!.
__________________

mabdastardseb17_ESO

I polished up me armour by Daftbleeder

Here i am already awaiting for the chat
I've polished up me armour
and bought a brand new hat
I've steam cleaned all me chainmail
it didn't take me long
but washing my straight jacket
is when things went wrong
getting in was easy and the closing of the door
but I needed nurses assistant to set the programme
for extra rinse and spin at number 4
me chainmail its a gleaming me helm it fits a treat
and though its me to say it I am looking rather neat
so here I sits awaiting till the meeting it doth start
I've regained most of the feeling I lost when the machine did start
I thought id under done it but as in previous years
I am still getting soap and water out both me bloody ears.

mabdastardseb17_ESO

needles n pins the searchers

I saw her today, I saw her wave,
It was a wave Id used and I knew.
I didnt need to run away or get down on, my knees and pray That they'd go away,

But still they begin,
zerg waves and things,
Because of all my pride,
The resources I gotta hide.

Hey, I thought she was smart, but so did you,
Didn't think I'd win, but now I see,
She's worse at this than me.
Let her go ahead, ill rebuild me walls instead,
And one day she will see.

Just how to say please,
And get down on her knees,
Yeah, that's how it begins.
She'll feel those zerg waves and things,
a-hurtin her, a-hurtin her.

Why can't I stop and tell myself I'm wrong, I'm wrong, so wrong,
Why can't I stand up and tell myself I'm, strong.

Because I saw her today, I saw her wave,
It was the wave I used and I knew.
I didnt need to run away or get down on my, knees and pray,
That they'd go away.

But still they begin,
zerg waves and things,
Because of all my pride,
The resources I gotta hide.
Ah, zerg waves and things,
zerg waves and things,
zerg waves and things.

mabdastardseb17_ESO

Raindrops keep falling on my head - burt bacharach

storm eyes keep falling on my head,
And just like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed.
Nothing' seems to fit,
Those zergs are falling on my head, they keep falling.

So I just did me some talking' to me toon,
And I said I didn't like the way he' got things done.
Sleeping' on the job,
Those zergs are falling on my, head they keep falling.

But there's one thing I know,
The wave's he sends to meet me won't defeat me,
It won't be long till my alliance steps up to refi me.

storm eyes keep falling on my head,
But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turning' red,
whinging's not for me.
Cause I'm never gonna stop the zerg's by complaining',
Because I'm free,
Nothing's worrying me.

mabdastardseb17_ESO

Is this a zos thing? Is this just fantasy?
Stuck in a load screen, no escape too reality
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need your sympathy
Because I'm sat here, servers down, little high, gert big frown
Any way this crash blows i't really matters to me, to me
Zos, just killed me game
Put a gun against its head
Pulled the plug now servers dead
Oh Zos i had just begun
But now you've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry
Will the server be back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters
Too late, my times run out
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooh, I did'nt want to die.

mabdastardseb17_ESO

so, do you understand me now,
Sometimes I feel a little mad.
But don't you knOw thAt no one alive,
Can always be online.
When things go wrong I seem to be bad,
But I'm just a soul whose intentions are good,
Oh vivec, please don't leT me be misunderstood.
eso, sometimes I'm so carefree,
With a joy that's hard to hide.
And sometimes it seems that all I do is worry,
Then you're bound to see my other side.
But I'm just a soul whose intentions are good,
O` eso, please don't let me be misunderstood.
If I seem edgy I want you to know,
That I never mean to take it out on you.
Life has it's problems and I get my share,
And that's one thing I never meant to do.
Because I love you (yer right ),
Oh, Oh eso don't you know I'm human.
Have thoughts like any other one,
Sometimes I find myself long regretting.
Some foolish thing some little simple thing I've done.
But I'm just a soul whose intentions are good,
Oh vivec, please don't let me be misunderstood.
Yes, I'm just a soul whose intentions are good,
Oh vivec, please don't let me be misunderstood.
Yes, I'm just a soul whose intentions are good,
Oh eso, please don't let me be misunderstood.

mabdastardseb17_ESO

Gimme a flagon, a barrel, a wagon,
Oh gimme a flask or a pot or a pail,
And do not stop pouring the beer I’m adoring,
Yes, gimme a drink of elder scrolls Ale!

Let there be a table, as broad as is able,
And set down a stool, a stump or a chair,
And if there be doughnuts, then heap them in waterbutts,
Oh innkeep, I’m ready t’ let down my hair!

A drinker who’s boozy should not be too choosy,
So bring on the leeswine and beer without fail,
Oh barlass, keep filling the glasses I’m swilling,
And pour me some more of that elder scrolls Ale!"

mabdastardseb17_ESO

Big wheels keep on turning,
Carry me home to see my kin,
Singing songs about the elder scrolls,
I miss morrowind once again,
And I think it's a sin, yes.

Well I heard vivec sing about her,
Well, I heard ole molag put her down,
Well, I hope molag n vivec will remember,
all three flags need them around.

Sweet home cyrodiil
Where the scrolls are mostly gone,
Sweet Home cyrodiil,
i guess we will get them back again .

In cold harbour we banished molag bal,
Now we all did what we could do,
Now ole mouldy does not bother me,
Does your conscience bother you?
Tell the truth.

Sweet home tamriel
Where the skies are so blue,
Sweet Home morrowind,
vivec, I'm coming home to you,
Here I come morrowind

Now My castle has got the murdered lyrics,
And daftbleeders been known to pick a song or two.
vivec they get me writing so much
They pick me up when I'm feeling blue
Now how about you?

Sweet home morrowind
Where the friendlies are so true
Sweet Home morrowind
vivec, I'm coming home to you

Sweet home cyrodiil
where the three flags fight for
sweety home imperial city
daftbleeders been the emporer that is true
[ which proves without doubt that any Daftbleeder can be emporer]

Sweet Home morrowind and
vivec, I'm coming home to you
Yea, yea

mabdastardseb17_ESO

goin' Whaoootzee too the tune of makin whoopee

Another night its just gone June
Another day stuck in this room
another season, another reason
aint life just' whaoootzee

Alot of sleep, alot of rest
if i could synq them both it would be the best
its so Killin my mind aint willin '
It just goes whaoootzee

Picture the scene where mabs doth dwell
down where el del da- looon swings in his cell
picture the scene mabs so serene
el del da looon swingin by the neck from that beam

mab's smashing dishes with a rubber duck
He's not ambitious doesnt give a (pencil that in when i gets a ryhmin word)
but don't forget folks thats what you get folks
when yer brain goes whaoootzee

Another year or maybe less
what's this I hear? Well can't you guess
nurs feels neglected and he's suspected
of goin' whaoootzee

he sits alone most every night
she's on her phone she doesn't write
he says she's busy but she say's "he is ?"
He's fekkin' totally whaoootzee

He doesn't make much only saw mills and such
some staches that he's is farmin
and such and such

he says now nurs suppose i fail
and nurs says rest put down that flail
i guess ill keep her i think it's cheeper
since ive gone whaoootzee

i better keep her
I know it's cheaper since ive gone whaoootzee

for those uncertain as to what whaoootzee means its more of a facial expression than a word so to get full effect look in mirror and open eyes as
wide as ya can and say it wha -ooot - zee
bonus points to anyone who can see over there own eyebrows whilst sayin it

to help well ya has ta lower one by screwin yer mouth up then ya gots to go crosseyed and look up with one eye and down with the other just make sure the eye
yer lookin down from isnt lower than the one yer lookin up from
other people who have tried this also liked lookin for hairs on the palm of there hands
now be honest how many of you just looked at yer palms

mabdastardseb17_ESO

Tumble outta bed and I stumble to the kitchen
Pour myself a cup of ambition
Yawn and stretch and try to come to life
Jump in the shower and the blood starts pumpin'
three clicks on the keys and the computer starts jumpin'
With folks like me online from 9 to 5
zergin' 9 to 5, i should be out makin a livin'
Barely gettin' by, it's all takin' and no givin'
They just use your mind and they never give you credit
It's enough to drive you crazy if you let it
9 to 5, for service and devotion
You would think that I would deserve a guild promotion
Want to move ahead but the eriboss won't seem to let me takes me over cliffs I swear sometimes that man is out to get me!
They let you dream just to watch 'em shatter
You're just a step on the boss-man's ladder
But you got dreams he'll never take away
You're in the same boat with a lotta your friends
Waitin' for the day your ship'll come in
An' the tide's gonna turn and it's all gonna roll your way
Zergin' 9 to 5, i should be out makin a livin'
Barely gettin' by, it's all takin' and no givin'
They just use your mind and you never get the credit
It's enough to drive you crazy if you let it
9 to 5, yeah they got you where they want you
There's a better life, and you dream about it, don't you?
It's a rich man's game no matter what they call it
And you spend your life puttin' money in a zos wallet
9 to 5, whoa what a way to make a livin'
Barely gettin' by, it's all takin' and no givin'
They just use your mind and they never give you credit
that zerg will get you but only if you let it
9 to 5 were zergin 9 to 5

mabdastardseb17_ESO

the man in black, johnny cash i walk the line



I keep a close watch on these scrolls of mine
I keep my lands wide open all the time.
I keep the noobs out for twenty miles wide
Because they're mine,
I collect ap all the time

I find it very, very easy to be true
I find myself login on when each day is through
Yes, I'll admit I'm a fool for you
Because they're mine,
I collect ap all the time


As sure as yours are yours and mine is mine is right
I keep you on my mind both day and night
And elder scrolls I know proves that it is right
Because they're mine,
I collect ap all the time


You've got a way to keep me coming back
You give me cause for losses that I can't hack
For you I know I'd even take the slack
Because they're mine,
I collect ap all the time

mabdastardseb17_ESO

I come online in the morning light
An the guild master says when have you checked your stats knight

Oh guild master dear we're not the fortunate ones
And elder scrolls knights they want to have fun

Oh we all just want to have fun

The beacon lights flare in the middle of the night

A guild master yells what you gonna do with your life
Oh gm dear you know you're still number one

But the elder scrolls knights they want to have fun
Oh the knights just want to have -fun

That's all they really want is
Some fun
When the working day is done
knights - they want to have fun
Oh elder scrolls knights just want to have fun

Some knights take a build
And hide her away from the rest of the world

I want to be the one to walk in the sun
Oh knights they want to have fun

Oh knights just want to have fun
That's all they really want
Some fun

When the working day is done
elder scrolls knights - they want to have fun

Oh we all just want to have fun,
They want to have fun,
They want to have fun....