I desperately hate the Argonians. I loathe them that much.

raidentenshu_ESO

I have a psychological issue against Argonians. Whenever I see one I just want to just punch them in the face, or just flat out kill them so they can finally be release of their misery of having to be born looking so terrible. The gods must really hate them that much for them to take on such an appearance that only a mother would kiss.

The Ebonheart Pact are a bunch of foolish children for allowing such inferior beast to be among their ranks.

Kidly

Racist.

raidentenshu_ESO

The Dunmers are even bigger fools for allowing their slaves to be free. How can the Dunmers do that to their own tradition?

SirAndy

For your own sake, i really hope you meant to post that in the role playing forum ...

Zerok

Argonians make good mules.

Nestor

Tryxus

I wonder if he'd still say that if the Argonian Behemoth (or Xal-Nur) stood in front of him

raidentenshu_ESO

SirAndy wrote: »

For your own sake, i really hope you meant to post that in the role playing forum ...

No. I really do hate them.

zergbase_ESO

raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »

I have a psychological issue against Argonians. Whenever I see one I just want to just punch them in the face, or just flat out kill them so they can finally be release of their misery of having to be born looking so terrible. The gods must really hate them that much for them to take on such an appearance that only a mother would kiss.

The Ebonheart Pact are a bunch of foolish children for allowing such inferior beast to be among their ranks.

I do not mind argonians. Xenophobia is real.

Abeille

Awwn come on! Look at the cute purpleness of my Sings! How can you hate someone so positively purple?



Seriously though, I'm pretty proud of Sings. I find her totally adorbs.

raidentenshu_ESO

zergbase_ESO wrote: »

raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »

I have a psychological issue against Argonians. Whenever I see one I just want to just punch them in the face, or just flat out kill them so they can finally be release of their misery of having to be born looking so terrible. The gods must really hate them that much for them to take on such an appearance that only a mother would kiss.

The Ebonheart Pact are a bunch of foolish children for allowing such inferior beast to be among their ranks.

I think bad healers trump list of this big time.

Speaking of Trump. I think we Elves should demand that a wall gets build to keep the Argonians and other parasites at bay. We should also demand that the Ebonheart Pact and their inferior citizens 100% pay for this brick shiny wall with their own gold.

I would highly recommend that they use Argonians as hard labors. They need to go back to their roots anyways.... serving their superiors.

Takes-No-Prisoner

Well... ok

raidentenshu_ESO

Abeille wrote: »

Awwn come on! Look at the cute purpleness of my Sings! How can you hate someone so positively purple?

[Snip]

Seriously though, I'm pretty proud of Sings. I find her totally adorbs.

Didn't I see one of those monstrous beast in arx corinium by any chance? I think I did.

Rohamad_Ali

Nestor wrote: »

Aww He has your eyes ... No really I think he swallowed them .

xaraan

Xaraanosaurus basks in your hatred.

Takes-No-Prisoner

raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »

zergbase_ESO wrote: »

raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »

I have a psychological issue against Argonians. Whenever I see one I just want to just punch them in the face, or just flat out kill them so they can finally be release of their misery of having to be born looking so terrible. The gods must really hate them that much for them to take on such an appearance that only a mother would kiss.

The Ebonheart Pact are a bunch of foolish children for allowing such inferior beast to be among their ranks.

I think bad healers trump list of this big time.

Speaking of Trump. I think we Elves should demand that a wall gets build to keep the Argonians and other parasites at bay. We should also demand that the Ebonheart Pact and their inferior citizens 100% pay for this brick shiny wall with their own gold.

I would highly recommend that they use Argonians as hard labors. They need to go back to their roots anyways.... serving their superiors.

H-hey! I'll have you know I serve the Queen directly by fighting in Cyrodiil. Y-you loathe-sum cur!

raidentenshu_ESO

xaraan wrote: »

Xaraanosaurus basks in your hatred.

You look rather beefy. You're healthy enough to build my house.

SirAndy

raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »

SirAndy wrote: »

For your own sake, i really hope you meant to post that in the role playing forum ...

No. I really do hate them.

Sounds like you might want to stop playing video games for a while and work through your emotional issues ...

raidentenshu_ESO

SirAndy wrote: »

raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »

SirAndy wrote: »

For your own sake, i really hope you meant to post that in the role playing forum ...

No. I really do hate them.

Sounds like you might want to stop playing video games for a while and work through your emotional issues ...

Or I could just go to an Argonian run city and start sending some parasites to sithis.

MasterSpatula

raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »

I have a psychological issue against Argonians. Whenever I see one I just want to just punch them in the face, or just flat out kill them so they can finally be release of their misery of having to be born looking so terrible. The gods must really hate them that much for them to take on such an appearance that only a mother would kiss.

The Ebonheart Pact are a bunch of foolish children for allowing such inferior beast to be among their ranks.

If it makes you feel any better, the Dunmer will re-enslave them, probably within a century.

(Also, that really shouldn't make you feel good.)

xaraan

raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »

xaraan wrote: »

Xaraanosaurus basks in your hatred.

You look rather beefy. You're healthy enough to build my house.

I am. I won't, but I could. Gladly build your funeral pyre though.

Jimbullbee85

Spoken like a true Dunmer! Still a racist though hah

raidentenshu_ESO

Takes-No-Prisoner wrote: »

raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »

zergbase_ESO wrote: »

raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »

I have a psychological issue against Argonians. Whenever I see one I just want to just punch them in the face, or just flat out kill them so they can finally be release of their misery of having to be born looking so terrible. The gods must really hate them that much for them to take on such an appearance that only a mother would kiss.

The Ebonheart Pact are a bunch of foolish children for allowing such inferior beast to be among their ranks.

I think bad healers trump list of this big time.

Speaking of Trump. I think we Elves should demand that a wall gets build to keep the Argonians and other parasites at bay. We should also demand that the Ebonheart Pact and their inferior citizens 100% pay for this brick shiny wall with their own gold.

I would highly recommend that they use Argonians as hard labors. They need to go back to their roots anyways.... serving their superiors.

H-hey! I'll have you know I serve the Queen directly by fighting in Cyrodiil. Y-you loathe-sum cur!

How many Argonians have you sent to the gods in Cyrodiil ? I hope a lot. You're doing your race a great favor by reducing the parasites population.

Good job solider. Keep it up.

-Your fellow AD

Kendaric

MasterSpatula wrote: »

raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »

I have a psychological issue against Argonians. Whenever I see one I just want to just punch them in the face, or just flat out kill them so they can finally be release of their misery of having to be born looking so terrible. The gods must really hate them that much for them to take on such an appearance that only a mother would kiss.

The Ebonheart Pact are a bunch of foolish children for allowing such inferior beast to be among their ranks.

If it makes you feel any better, the Dunmer will re-enslave them, probably within a century.

(Also, that really shouldn't make you feel good.)

It makes me feel good, Argonians deserve every bit of hate. They're the only race that manages to get more hatred from me than Altmer.
It's completely irrational, I know, especially as I tend to like lizard races (and reptiles in general). But somehow Argonians rub me the wrong way.

BomblePants

I think some of the male argonians are super cool - even though I'd never play one myself.... check out Xaraanosaurus!

CapnPhoton

raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »

Speaking of Trump. I think we Elves should demand that a wall gets build to keep the Argonians and other parasites at bay. We should also demand that the Ebonheart Pact and their inferior citizens 100% pay for this brick shiny wall with their own gold.

I would highly recommend that they use Argonians as hard labors. They need to go back to their roots anyways.... serving their superiors.

Yeah its a fictional race, but the original post still has racist tendencies. Do we really need stuff like this in the forums?


PS: Thousands of years of recorded history shows that walls don't work, and they sometimes make a situation worse.

raidentenshu_ESO

MasterSpatula wrote: »

raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »

I have a psychological issue against Argonians. Whenever I see one I just want to just punch them in the face, or just flat out kill them so they can finally be release of their misery of having to be born looking so terrible. The gods must really hate them that much for them to take on such an appearance that only a mother would kiss.

The Ebonheart Pact are a bunch of foolish children for allowing such inferior beast to be among their ranks.

If it makes you feel any better, the Dunmer will re-enslave them, probably within a century.

(Also, that really shouldn't make you feel good.)

Only time will tell when the Dunmers will go back to their original tradition. Dunmers, Bosmer and Altmer alike should form an alliance as mer, and root out humans and parasites like the Argonians.

raidentenshu_ESO

CapnPhoton wrote: »

raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »

Speaking of Trump. I think we Elves should demand that a wall gets build to keep the Argonians and other parasites at bay. We should also demand that the Ebonheart Pact and their inferior citizens 100% pay for this brick shiny wall with their own gold.

I would highly recommend that they use Argonians as hard labors. They need to go back to their roots anyways.... serving their superiors.

Yeah its a fictional race, but the original post still has racist tendencies. Do we really need stuff like this in the forums?


PS: Thousands of years of recorded history shows that walls don't work, and they sometimes make a situation worse.

Have a sense of humor man. This is all fun LOL! No need to be serious. Enjoy the humor and laugh for once.

jrgray93

BigBragg

You might be a Dunmer when....


OK but seriously, there is one issue that really stick in my craw concerning Argonians. Why do a reptilian species have females with mammary glands?!

AuldWolf

It's the human body skeleton combined with an alligator head, that's what's throwing you and triggering your uncanny valley radar. Take it from an artist, it's pretty easy to see what they did. They took a large reptile's head, then removed the normal attachment point and had it attach at the bottom of the jawline rather than where the neck would actually be. Lizard necks are saggy and broad, like a wolf's butch neck but without the fur. If you wanted a proper lizard person, they'd look something like this:



I love the argonian peoples, I love them as a concept, and I love many of the argonian characters. I'm just an all round betmer fan, but their implementation and execution aesthetically leaves something to be desired. Sometimes it feels like the Aldmeri Dominion stole all of the good artists, writers, and content/scenery designers. I'm okay with this, I play AD.