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The hottest NPC in the game...
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Tannakaobi✭✭✭✭✭No.No, but the voice actress is probably my favorite female voice in the game to be fair. She is very prominent within the Bosmer area's. A bit more roguish than the other female voices.
But a vamp? Come on...1 -
zdkazz✭✭✭✭No.where are all the khajiit ladies? like the one you save in shadowfen, hrrrrrrrrrhhhh...1 -
Telel✭✭✭✭✭
✭Normally I vote for the females as hottest in a game but for ESO my main votes would be for Sai-Saharn and Razum-dar. Sai is not only cut like a cliched man's man but he has a gorgeous voice.
Razum-Dar is...very good at convincing people that he should get them locked up while also making you want to hug him and feed him cake.
But if I had to pick a lass for the number one spot it'd be a khajiit. Specifically the one you meet at the arena in Reaper's March. Just something about her voice, and the way she's a mix of predator and flirt made her stand out from the masses of funny, quirky khajiit you run across. Though that didn't stop me from fearing her over some spike traps in order to claim the championship.
Character: Telel
Class: Night Blade-Werewolf-viking-ninja-catgirl-mallet wielder
Past times: Refusing to go full magika spec, hitting things with a big hammer, sniping, and speaking in khajiit
Also: Gelel the Derp Knight, Altsel the streaker, and Filafel the temp temp.
Khajiit has a twitch stream! https://twitch.tv/telel_khajiit feel free to come see how truly unskilled Telel is.2 -
phatbandit✭✭✭No.first: Naryu Virian - specially when you tell her how nice she looks in the the dress and she's like "well i guess i could get used to it...what am i saying! get in there or i'll kick your arse!". the threats just make her more attractive
second: Trynnhild Earth-Turner - something about aprons and overalls on girls = +1million
. better not remind her i made the decision that killed her father and brother, and i personally killed her mother (sorry 'bout spoiler 
), "but honey, i saved your life!!!"
... doghouse...
third: will post soon as i can remember who i was gonna put here, i had someone in mind just can't remember who!
honourable mentions:
Captain Rana - very cute
Sergeant Seyne - gotta love a girl with an axe
Rolunda (from bleakrock) - "don't call me Rolly!!!" gorgeous voice - listen to it for days...
Crafty Lerisa - very cute
Also anyone female in orcish armour (helmets off though):
which reminds me, i really need to make a female character
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purple-magicb16_ESO✭✭✭✭✭No.gurluasb16_ESO wrote: »Why would all vampires be evil? This was always put forth to not be the case.
What? Maybe bcoz they suck human blood and doom people to an existence of living death? Just a guess. ;-)I don't comment here often but when I do, I get [snip]0 -
purple-magicb16_ESO✭✭✭✭✭No.smeeprocketnub19_ESO wrote: »The hottest guy is Jakarn and the girl is Almalexia
I think I said this earlier in the thread, therefore you have excellent taste.
With Jakarn its not just the look, it's that arrogant sluttiness that makes him the hottest.
I feel bad for the Nord who I talked to later that was trying to get in on that, but failed. He told me I wouldn't understand, and I was like "No I DO understand." He should have been more forward, I am betting Jakarn would have at least thought it over.
With Almalexia it's not just appearance, but power. She could turn you to ash with a thought.
Perhaps I am putting too much thought into animated characters. :?.
How do u know he failed? Lol! :-DI don't comment here often but when I do, I get [snip]1 -
SFBryan18✭✭✭✭✭
✭Yes.purple-magicb16_ESO wrote: »gurluasb16_ESO wrote: »Why would all vampires be evil? This was always put forth to not be the case.
What? Maybe bcoz they suck human blood and doom people to an existence of living death? Just a guess. ;-)
Well humans slaughter and eat animals. Does that make them evil too?0 -
RedMiniStapler✭✭✭purple-magicb16_ESO wrote: »What? Maybe bcoz they suck human blood and doom people to an existence of living death? Just a guess. ;-)
apparently not all vampiresOMNOMNOMNOM
Yeah, thank you Zenimax for awesome morning, especially with that camel/dromedary face when my vampire was feeding
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UrQuan✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭No.
Hey, if animals don't want me to slaughter and eat them, they should stop being so delicious!purple-magicb16_ESO wrote: »gurluasb16_ESO wrote: »Why would all vampires be evil? This was always put forth to not be the case.
What? Maybe bcoz they suck human blood and doom people to an existence of living death? Just a guess. ;-)
Well humans slaughter and eat animals. Does that make them evil too?
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Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
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SFBryan18✭✭✭✭✭
✭Yes.
Hey, if animals don't want me to slaughter and eat them, they should stop being so delicious!purple-magicb16_ESO wrote: »gurluasb16_ESO wrote: »Why would all vampires be evil? This was always put forth to not be the case.
What? Maybe bcoz they suck human blood and doom people to an existence of living death? Just a guess. ;-)
Well humans slaughter and eat animals. Does that make them evil too?
Which is what the vampire says about humans. :P2 -
Duck✭✭✭No.
Grundskarr.Edited by Duck on 12 August 2014 05:51What I lack in gameplaying ability I make up for in smack talk.6 -
purple-magicb16_ESO✭✭✭✭✭No.purple-magicb16_ESO wrote: »gurluasb16_ESO wrote: »Why would all vampires be evil? This was always put forth to not be the case.
What? Maybe bcoz they suck human blood and doom people to an existence of living death? Just a guess. ;-)
Well humans slaughter and eat animals. Does that make them evil too?
Yes it does.Edited by purple-magicb16_ESO on 12 August 2014 19:46I don't comment here often but when I do, I get [snip]0 -
Tannakaobi✭✭✭✭✭No.purple-magicb16_ESO wrote: »gurluasb16_ESO wrote: »Why would all vampires be evil? This was always put forth to not be the case.
What? Maybe bcoz they suck human blood and doom people to an existence of living death? Just a guess. ;-)
Well humans slaughter and eat animals. Does that make them evil too?
That's an interesting question.
What is good and evil, right and wrong? Some would say the knowledge of knowing is what defines us. Which is thanks to our big brains, which in it's self is thanks to our consuming meat.
So the logical answer is no, it is OK to eat animals and cannot be deemed as evil because without doing so we would not know it is evil.
I'll take one Khajiit burger with extra mayo!0 -
RDMyers65b14_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭No.Although I am primarily DC, I will say that I will be happy to adopt Razum-dar. He's one hot kitty. He's got that James Bond thing going.0 -
smeeprocketnub19_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭No.purple-magicb16_ESO wrote: »smeeprocketnub19_ESO wrote: »The hottest guy is Jakarn and the girl is Almalexia
I think I said this earlier in the thread, therefore you have excellent taste.
With Jakarn its not just the look, it's that arrogant sluttiness that makes him the hottest.
I feel bad for the Nord who I talked to later that was trying to get in on that, but failed. He told me I wouldn't understand, and I was like "No I DO understand." He should have been more forward, I am betting Jakarn would have at least thought it over.
With Almalexia it's not just appearance, but power. She could turn you to ash with a thought.
Perhaps I am putting too much thought into animated characters. :?.
How do u know he failed? Lol! :-D
Sadly, you can talk to him in a later zone. He is very sad because he went off adventuring with Jakarn and I think he was looking to at some point maybe mention to Jakarn that a roll in the hay sounds like an excellent idea for two strapping young men, but Jakarn was all starry eyed over the ladies and interested in doing everything but spending quality time with a shy handsome nord. They eventually parted ways.Dear Sister, I do not spread rumors, I create them.2 -
smeeprocketnub19_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭No.Tannakaobi wrote: »purple-magicb16_ESO wrote: »gurluasb16_ESO wrote: »Why would all vampires be evil? This was always put forth to not be the case.
What? Maybe bcoz they suck human blood and doom people to an existence of living death? Just a guess. ;-)
Well humans slaughter and eat animals. Does that make them evil too?
That's an interesting question.
What is good and evil, right and wrong? Some would say the knowledge of knowing is what defines us. Which is thanks to our big brains, which in it's self is thanks to our consuming meat.
So the logical answer is no, it is OK to eat animals and cannot be deemed as evil because without doing so we would not know it is evil.
I'll take one Khajiit burger with extra mayo!
big brains has nothing to do with consuming meat lol where'd you hear that?
You logic for what determines whether the consumption of animals is evil or not is inherently flawed and based on incorrect information.Dear Sister, I do not spread rumors, I create them.0 -
Nocturnalfox✭✭✭Yes.All Bosmer have British accents...
Its a weird mix of cockney and something else...
I recognise it because i'm a cockney.
I know we live on an island, detached from the rest of the world, but does ZOS really think we live in trees and forests like Robin Hood
Vasiliya Vet 8 DK -NA DC-
Normally found grinding, arguing or charging with a Battle Axe all round Cyrodiil4 -
AshySamurai✭✭✭✭✭
✭No.And why noone remembers Virgar The Red? She is a vampire with very hot german accent. Damn, IMO she's the best. Even those orkish female in ork heavy aromr are not so hot as she.
Edited by AshySamurai on 15 September 2014 06:21Make sweetrolls, not nerfs!1 -
purple-magicb16_ESO✭✭✭✭✭No.smeeprocketnub19_ESO wrote: »purple-magicb16_ESO wrote: »smeeprocketnub19_ESO wrote: »The hottest guy is Jakarn and the girl is Almalexia
I think I said this earlier in the thread, therefore you have excellent taste.
With Jakarn its not just the look, it's that arrogant sluttiness that makes him the hottest.
I feel bad for the Nord who I talked to later that was trying to get in on that, but failed. He told me I wouldn't understand, and I was like "No I DO understand." He should have been more forward, I am betting Jakarn would have at least thought it over.
With Almalexia it's not just appearance, but power. She could turn you to ash with a thought.
Perhaps I am putting too much thought into animated characters. :?.
How do u know he failed? Lol! :-D
Sadly, you can talk to him in a later zone. He is very sad because he went off adventuring with Jakarn and I think he was looking to at some point maybe mention to Jakarn that a roll in the hay sounds like an excellent idea for two strapping young men, but Jakarn was all starry eyed over the ladies and interested in doing everything but spending quality time with a shy handsome nord. They eventually parted ways.
Thanks for the closure on that one +insightful. Didn't know that's how it turned out. Oh well, sucks to be him. So much drama I can't keep up with it all, lol!
On a separate note, I finally found out what Stone Cold Steve Austin's been doing all these years since he's been away from wrestling...
BTW way 2 ressurect guys! I thot this thread died like a month ago.Edited by purple-magicb16_ESO on 27 August 2014 13:44I don't comment here often but when I do, I get [snip]3 -
Blkadr✭✭✭✭I tried to put my Raz photo in there that I screenshot and I can't figure it out. Ugh.0 -
AlexDougherty✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭No.purple-magicb16_ESO wrote: »gurluasb16_ESO wrote: »Why would all vampires be evil? This was always put forth to not be the case.
What? Maybe bcoz they suck human blood and doom people to an existence of living death? Just a guess. ;-)
Well humans slaughter and eat animals. Does that make them evil too?
Only if we slaughter sentient animals.
Vampires knowingly feed on Sentient beings which is evil.
Werewolves feed on anything with a pulse, but their curse means they are usually in an unthinking frenzy. If they knowingly feed on sentient beings then they are just as evil as Vampires.
Interestingly there are Vampires in the game you feed on Hoarvors who have fed on Elves and Men. According to previous TES lore this shouldn't work, but it does pose an interesting riddle, are they innocent of guilt because the Hoarvors fed on the sentient beings not them, or are they just engaging in sophistry.People believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
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Passion rules reason
Wizard's third rule
Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
Wizard's fifth rule
Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
Wizard's tenth rule0 -
Dekkameron✭✭✭✭✭No.How about this handsome fellow? He's a little grubby.
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Enemy-of-Coldharbour✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Yes.Gwendis certainly has my vote! You can't go wrong with that English accent and voluptuous figure.Silivren (Silly) Thalionwen | Altmer Templar | Magicka | 9-Trait Master Crafter/Jeweler | Master Angler | PVE Main - Killed by U35
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