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Patch Notes 2.1.4

  • Akgurd
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    rly??? no seagulls??????
    Aknight
  • GCVDJ11T
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    Lorkhan wrote: »
    finally, today is the day
    Hey guys... server problems... delay... sometime tomorrow...

    Skooma crafting with quests?

    I pulled a skooma pipe out of a chest in Reapers, does that count as Skooma Crafting?
    Edited by GCVDJ11T on August 31, 2015 1:01PM
  • Nebthet78
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    Far too many characters to list any more.
  • angelyn
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    Nebthet78 wrote: »
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    Sheldon brings out the predator in me >:)

  • Messy1
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    Me fersion um de patches notez:

    -In the Imperial City you can collect Tel Vat Stones, but you only have one hour to spend them or else they will explode
    -In Sanctuary zones you can pay a scamp to run and get a welkynd stone and eat it, which will morph you into a Xivikyn and then you can eat all the cheese you want cause Xivikyns have the ability of incorruptible gut, but beware eating too much cheese may cause a skeever to enter your mouth while you sleep and then it will lay an egg inside you and from that egg will spring a wandering horror which will claw its way out of your stomach and destroy all your friends in the Sanctuary pretty much nullifying the term sanctuary
    -There is a hole in one of the walls in one of the city districts that if you look through you will find a tiny little crevice containing a miniature scene of Molag Bal in lingerie dancing for Meridia because that was the secret bet they made and Molag Bal lost cause he failed to take over Nirn and now must do thr dance for Meridia
    -Ummmm Sheogorath plays a trick on you and you keep running up the white gold tower which has infinite floors and they all look the same . . . This is a known issue

    Tada
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    Mending-The-Wounded, Aldmeri Dominion, Templar.
  • Mojmir
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    Akgurd wrote: »
    rly??? no seagulls??????

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  • GCVDJ11T
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    YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  • Messy1
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    -There will be a chance to earn a scrap of "patch note" from crafting writs, if you combine 7 scraps you get a whole patch note page, if you are really lucky you may get the whole "patch note" motif
    -There will be a quest in the Imperial City called "Patch Note Guantlet." Xivikyn with bows will be stationed on top of walls that form a labryinth and the will be shooting arrows ar you specifically aiming for your knees. If you can make it to the end you can get the "Patch Note" Trophy
  • Mojmir
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    Messy1 wrote: »
    -There will be a chance to earn a scrap of "patch note" from crafting writs, if you combine 7 scraps you get a whole patch note page, if you are really lucky you may get the whole "patch note" motif
    -There will be a quest in the Imperial City called "Patch Note Guantlet." Xivikyn with bows will be stationed on top of walls that form a labryinth and the will be shooting arrows ar you specifically aiming for your knees. If you can make it to the end you can get the "Patch Note" Trophy

    ill just wait til theyre in the crown store
  • tinythinker
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    Just don't miss the line on page 45 of today's patch notes that say "All work and no play make Gina something something..."
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  • Ayantir
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    WTB Natch Potes GIFs :smiley:
    Obsessive Compulsive Elder Scrolls addons Coder
    A Few millions downloads of ESO addons now.
    Master crafter on my main char since release. All tradeskills, recipes \o/, researchs (since long), 35 styles known
    My little french Guild: Cercle de l'Eveil
  • Elsonso
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    There will be no patch notes today.

    Gina asked Will Burton to write a tool to help with patch notes on ESO Live. The tool will be ready Soon™
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  • tist
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    So is emp city live today on PC?
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  • AngryNord
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    tist wrote: »
    So is emp city live today on PC?

    For the Yanks today, for us Pinko Communist European Wimps tomorrow.
  • Darlgon
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    AngryNord wrote: »
    arena25 wrote: »
    T-minus 100 minutes 'til maintenance...where's my patch notes seagulls?

    ZOS have never posted patch notes before maintenance is well under way. People should know that by now.

    And, you been around here long enough to know these threads are more about the memes and keeping people entertained, instead of the actual Natch Potes, while Gina compiles them.
    Edited by Darlgon on August 31, 2015 1:18PM
    Power level to CP160 in a week:
    Where is the end game? You just played it.
    Why don't I have 300+ skill points? Because you skipped content along the way.
    Where is new content? Sigh.
  • Mojmir
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    Memes.M E M E S... Someone kill me
  • Messy1
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    Har har har
    Edited by Messy1 on August 31, 2015 1:39PM
  • Messy1
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    Messy1 wrote: »
    Har har har

  • Mojmir
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    first impressions of imerial city on launch day
  • krees28b14_ESO
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    Mojmir wrote: »
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    first impressions of imerial city on launch day

    I would say that is about accurate.
  • AlnilamE
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    Mojmir wrote: »
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    first impressions of imerial city on launch day

    I'll be able to go to the Imperial City on Wednesday or Thursday probably, after I've reassigned all my skill points and reorganized all my inventory after buying more bag space. :-P
    The Moot Councillor
  • Mojmir
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    im gonna wait, i anticipate full campaigns with the alliance reset,guilds getting there footing and all.
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    This always makes maintenance/update days a little sweeter.
    Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
  • krees28b14_ESO
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    Reverb wrote: »
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    This always makes maintenance/update days a little sweeter.

    This became a natch pote day tradition.
  • Recremen
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    Lorkhan wrote: »
    finally, today is the day
    Hey guys... server problems... delay... sometime tomorrow...

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    Grand High Illustrious Mid-Tier PvP/PvE Bussmunster
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    I'm kind of a small deal!
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