Light Jerkins! RAWR!!

PBpsy · June 2014

k9mouse wrote: »

Lol -- I just crafted my robe yesterday and improve to yellow rated. Oh well, wait a few more levels before I need to craft it again.

I have 2 legendary robes already. I hope I have mats for a third and this doesn't require extra research.

Surinen · June 2014

Evergnar wrote: »

My brute of an Orc is rofl.

I was talking about a proper race, not swineloid stoolborn simpletons

what your kind wear is of no concern to me.

Aeradon · June 2014

butterfly442 wrote: »

So these kinds of people are the reason we don't get anything actually useful in the game.

Developers see this kind of shart and think, "omg we can make money off these fools."

NO WONDER nothing gets fixed.

I still see majority of the fixes I want, and it still ticks me off that they have yet to fix the Cyrodiil group lag. Be patient, it's mentioned before and will be done in time.

In the meantime, appreciate that the company listens to the customer. Despite all the fixes and contents they push, they still manage to give us Jerkins.

This is not a fix post, go do it somewhere else. If the fix you want is reasonable and urgent, I'll gladly second it.

Evergnar · June 2014

Surinen wrote: »

Evergnar wrote: »

My brute of an Orc is rofl.

I was talking about a proper race, not swineloid stoolborn simpletons

what your kind wear is of no concern to me.

Must be Altmer, smh.

ZOS_GinaBruno · June 2014

Aeaeren wrote: »

Aeradon wrote: »

Aeaeren wrote: »

Quick Question if anyone knows:

Do I have to research the traits for the Jerkins separately or is it a Robe or Jerkin selection dealio?

I would assume it's under light armour. Since it's labeled as Light Armour.

Yes I know it's light armor, what I am saying is it a separate light armor item that will have to have all 8 traits researched as well as the robe having it's own 8 to research?

The research for the jerkins and robes is combined - if you know something for robes, you will also know it for jerkins.

Shagreth · June 2014

Really, REALLY happy for this. I love light armor, but hate robes with a passion. Now for my caster to regain his dignity. I wonder if we'll have to research a new set of traits, or will it inherit the previous chest ones? Will know in a few hours I guess.

Also, I just got two tomatoes from my hireling. Life is good.

Edit: Zos_GinaBruno ... the timing of our posts, it must be fate! Thanks for answering this.

crislevin · June 2014

ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »

Aeaeren wrote: »

Aeradon wrote: »

Aeaeren wrote: »

Quick Question if anyone knows:

Do I have to research the traits for the Jerkins separately or is it a Robe or Jerkin selection dealio?

I would assume it's under light armour. Since it's labeled as Light Armour.

Yes I know it's light armor, what I am saying is it a separate light armor item that will have to have all 8 traits researched as well as the robe having it's own 8 to research?

The research for the jerkins and robes is combined - if you know something for robes, you will also know it for jerkins.

now thats something to be happy for.

dcincali · June 2014

k9mouse wrote: »

Lol -- I just crafted my robe yesterday and improve to yellow rated. Oh well, wait a few more levels before I need to craft it again.

Why would you do that.. Such a waste of mats..

Sighlynce · June 2014

Aeaeren wrote: »

Quick Question if anyone knows:

Do I have to research the traits for the Jerkins separately or is it a Robe or Jerkin selection dealio?

I think it would be researched separate just like the med armor jacks and guards. Meaning its a separate piece .

Surinen · June 2014

Evergnar wrote: »

Must be Altmer, smh.

is this a trick question? are you testing me?

it is The Altmer!

and you must know this, there are many heretics who say that gold skinned abominations are Altmer. never trust their words, for their blood runs black.
here are the examples of their wicked behaviour:
1. they say that an Altmer can be born outside of Alinor! ludicrous
2. they say that an Altmer remains one even after an exile! preposterous
3. they wish to dose Altmer with MAN like feelings and bring them down on their knees sobbing and wailing like a lesser races wenches! disgusting
4. they say that an Altmer can marry a lesser race! grisly
5. they say that an Altmer can be a vampire or necromancer! they say that mannimarco and other daedric kissed filth is an altmer! HERESY!!!
6. they say that an Altmer can be homosexual. they deny thousand years of eugenics infanticide and say that such basic defect did not vanish in the process of its glorious machinations. they say that these beings who voluntarily do not participate in procreation, extension of Altmer bloodlines are Altmer themselves! high treason
7. they say that Altmer can worship divines. absurd
8. they say that that Altmer may and wish to live outside Alinor. madness
9. they say that Altmer have a choice whether they want to have children or not. vile

now you know who the Altmer is, put a jerkins on him and oppress some lesser races! all in the name of Auri-El!

xaraan · June 2014

So glad to see jerkins coming to the game, I HATE robes and since I've had to move away from medium armor, I'll be set with jerkins. Once dye comes to the game I'll truly be fashionable.

SootyTX · June 2014

butterfly442 wrote: »

So these kinds of people are the reason we don't get anything actually useful in the game.

Developers see this kind of shart and think, "omg we can make money off these fools."

NO WONDER nothing gets fixed.

Yes, because the devs doing graphic changes are clearly also the ones doing ability and balance coding.

/facepalm

Islyn · June 2014

fromtesonlineb16_ESO wrote: »

Light jerkins are there so the teen male population who want to play scantily-clad female Sorcs.

Actual female who has a Templar female who wears heavy chest because the Robes look like BURRITOS when anyone is running or worse sneaking. They are AWFUL.

Mallow · June 2014

Dayv wrote: »

I'm just hoping that crafted jerkins don't turn out to be pink mankinis

And no Castro briefs! *shudders*

k9mouse · June 2014

dcincali wrote: »

k9mouse wrote: »

Lol -- I just crafted my robe yesterday and improve to yellow rated. Oh well, wait a few more levels before I need to craft it again.

Why would you do that.. Such a waste of mats..

The Orc made me do it! >_>

Karm2865 · June 2014

Thank you so much.
Now if we can get some craftable cosmetics / disguises and equipment view toggles.

Rosveen · June 2014

fromtesonlineb16_ESO wrote: »

Light jerkins are there so the teen male population who want to play scantily-clad female Sorcs no longer have to wear Medium to do so, it serves no other useful purpose as far as I see it.

I'm an adult female and light jerkins are one of my favorite parts of this update.

UrQuan · June 2014

butterfly442 wrote: »

So these kinds of people are the reason we don't get anything actually useful in the game.

Developers see this kind of shart and think, "omg we can make money off these fools."

NO WONDER nothing gets fixed.

Yeah, because it's not like devs for content (especially graphic-only content) are different than devs for bug fixes with almost completely different skillsets or anything. It's not like they're completely different teams or anything. Oh wait, it's exactly like that. Good thing you're complaining about things that you don't understand at all.

orablast · June 2014

Just another buff for Light Armor

/sarc

Najarati · June 2014

This is most excellent. Can we also have just the lower half of robes be craftable as a leg piece so we can, say, wear a heavy chest piece with robes for the bottom? Some of the NPCS already seem to have this setup.

Karm2865 · June 2014

fromtesonlineb16_ESO wrote: »

Light jerkins are there so the teen male population who want to play scantily-clad female Sorcs no longer have to wear Medium to do so, it serves no other useful purpose as far as I see it.

Don't lay it all on the teen male population perverts come in all sexes and age ranges. I personally am in favor of it and almost 50 years old.

there is "no other useful purpose". Realy?

To be honest all that is needed is plane geometric shapes with some kind of marking to differentiate them. same for mobs we had games like this back in the early days of computer gaming, They didn't last long. Thank the makers of Quake UT and Doom. ( beginning game creation is still like this in some cases before the skins are added )

Could it possibly be because some of us like a bit of variety and fashion? or players that would like to play a cloth but the ideal of wearing a dress dose not appeal to them

Erlindur · June 2014

AT LAST!

Now my NB, my DK and my Templar can finally stop wearing dresses and wear pants like men. My cute female Sorc will continue to wear her fancy robes.

Now if we can craft a fire staff with a light curve, so that it looks like a bow, plus a resto staff with a handle, that looks like a two handed sword and balance will be restored in this game.

/sarcasm in case you haven't noticed.

Surinen · June 2014

Rosveen wrote: »

I'm an adult female and light jerkins are one of my favorite parts of this update.

it is a pure manipulation!
because Rosveen, you are yourself!

normally I would say 'shame on you' but you play bosmer.

P.S. I cannot imagine you as an 'adult female'. more like little mouse hm Gadget Hackwrench

SFBryan18 · June 2014

Lol, why are they called "jerkins"? Makes me think they were meant for faping in. I'll be wearing my jerkins with pride.

Rosveen · June 2014

Surinen wrote: »

Rosveen wrote: »

I'm an adult female and light jerkins are one of my favorite parts of this update.

it is a pure manipulation!
because Rosveen, you are yourself!

normally I would say 'shame on you' but you play bosmer.

P.S. I cannot imagine you as an 'adult female'. more like little mouse hm Gadget Hackwrench

Well... you aren't wrong, I certainly am myself, but I still have no idea what you're getting at.

Mataata · June 2014

Najarati wrote: »

This is most excellent. Can we also have just the lower half of robes be craftable as a leg piece so we can, say, wear a heavy chest piece with robes for the bottom? Some of the NPCS already seem to have this setup.

Yeah, I feel the same way. I'd like to wear a medium armor jack and still have a skirt. Daedric breeches are skirts, but they look kinda like potato sacks and that motif is crazy expensive.

Surinen wrote: »

P.S. I cannot imagine you as an 'adult female'. more like little mouse hm Gadget Hackwrench

The heck are you getting at? I'm an adolescent female, and I know tons of other gals who play ESO, not to mention there are quite a few on the dev/mod team.

Rosveen · June 2014

Mataata wrote: »

Surinen wrote: »

P.S. I cannot imagine you as an 'adult female'. more like little mouse hm Gadget Hackwrench

The heck are you getting at? I'm an adolescent female, and I know tons of other gals who play ESO, not to mention there are quite a few on the dev/mod team.

Don't take anything he says too seriously. He's strange. And I'm pretty sure he wasn't implying that women don't play ESO.

Tigger62077 · June 2014

Rosveen wrote: »

Mataata wrote: »

Surinen wrote: »

P.S. I cannot imagine you as an 'adult female'. more like little mouse hm Gadget Hackwrench

The heck are you getting at? I'm an adolescent female, and I know tons of other gals who play ESO, not to mention there are quite a few on the dev/mod team.

Don't take anything he says too seriously. He's strange. And I'm pretty sure he wasn't implying that women don't play ESO.

Cadwell in disguise?

Nicky_W · June 2014

Anyone got a nice screenshot of their lovely new jerkin?
I'm in EU, so no update yet. Curious as to how they look for some strange reason.

PBpsy · June 2014

phunkeymonkehb16_ESO wrote: »

Anyone got a nice screenshot of their lovely new jerkin?
I'm in EU, so no update yet. Curious as to how they look for some strange reason.

We are still all trying to get the download i think. I guess they will be like the ones already ingame though.