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Zos: things to avoid with April Fool's

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gariondavey
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Many game companies have a history of doing great pranks and jokes on April Fool's, often in the form of a new feature being implemented into the game.

As we approach April 1st, zos, please avoid the following (if they will indeed never be added):

-new battleground maps
-new pvp content
-revised imperial city (max group size 6, anyone outside your group is an enemy, spawn in any zone anytime)
-reworked cyrodiil
-better performance in cyrodiil
-nerfing of heal stacking (multiple instances of radiating regen and echoing vigor)
-release of more untested sets in pvp
-buffs to templar (or necro) to make them not f tier in pvp
-break free and bar swap working
-population caps in cyrodiil returned to original levels
-expansion of pvp dev team
-reinstating of class representative program
-a premade bg queue/custom lobby system
-a complete no-proc gear list

If jokes are made on any of these and then nothing comes to fruition, I don't think my heart could take it. Thanks <3
PC NA @gariondavey, BG, IC & Cyrodiil Focused Since October 2017 Stamplar (main), Magplar, Magsorc, Stamsorc, StamDK, MagDK, Stamblade, Magblade, Magden, Stamden
  • phaneub17_ESO
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    Big Head mode! Every time you kill, your head gets bigger and bigger until you die.
  • Soarora
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    Last I heard zos doesn't do april fools anymore. The last time I've seen it done is alfiq clothes in the bethesda gear store which was years ago.
    [PC/NA] Dungeoneer (Tank/DPS), Retired Trialist, and amateur Battlegrounder (DPS) with a passion for The Elder Scrolls lore.
  • gariondavey
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    Soarora wrote: »
    Last I heard zos doesn't do april fools anymore. The last time I've seen it done is alfiq clothes in the bethesda gear store which was years ago.

    Better safe than sorry
    PC NA @gariondavey, BG, IC & Cyrodiil Focused Since October 2017 Stamplar (main), Magplar, Magsorc, Stamsorc, StamDK, MagDK, Stamblade, Magblade, Magden, Stamden
  • Joblesse
    Joblesse
    Soul Shriven
    Fixing a bug where you can't mount in Cyrodiil because 'in combat' mode never ends.
  • LunaFlora
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    april fool's is such a strange thing

    i don't see why zos would do any of those things but hope it doesnt happen
    miaow this is my forum signature! my name is Luna ( she/her ).

    🌸*throws cherry blossom on you*🌸
    "Eagles advance, traveler! And may the Green watch and keep you."
    🦬🦌🐰

    PlayStation EU is my primary server.
    LunaFloraBlossom on PlayStation 5 and PC.


    my main character is a Bosmer Warden named Greehnhart in-game, Greenie Florahart in full.

    all characters on PS EU:
    - Luna Blossom, Bosmer Dragonknight.
    - Dotty Greehnhart, Bosmer Sorcerer.
    - Lía Greehnhart, Khajiit Nightblade.
    - Lady Greehnhart, Altmer Templar. Lady is her name and title.
    - Holly Blossom, Altmer Sorcerer.
    - Sally Jadehart, Argonian Nightblade. Like a green salamander.
    - Dorothy Pizzalover, Orc Warden. add pizzas to the game please.
    - Greehnhart, Bosmer Warden.
    - Lúcia Azurehart, imperial Necromancer. Azureblight, she has a Maarselok outfit.
    - Bunny Rubyhart, Dunmer Nightblade.
    - Wisteria Antheia, Khajiit Templar. blue hair like the wisteria.
    - Cynthia Turquesa, Breton Warden.
    - Rubyhart, Bosmer Nightblade.
    - Hestia Rubyhart, Dunmer Dragonknight.
    - Aurelia Cherryhart, Altmer Warden. Spriggan.
    - Aurora Honey, Redguard Templar. Meridian cultist.
    - Speaks-With-Blossom, Argonian Warden.
    - Lulu Nightshade, Nord Necromancer.
    - Lunetta Gleamblossom, Bosmer Arcanist. Ohmes Khajiit.
    - Dianna Hyacinth, Altmer Arcanist. Maormer, water hyacinth.
  • ZOS_Kevin
    ZOS_Kevin
    Community Manager
    Speaking of April Fools Day....
    Community Manager for ZeniMax Online Studio and Elder Scrolls OnlineDev Tracker | Service Alerts | ESO Twitter
    Staff Post
  • FeedbackOnly
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    Did you hear the rumors about...cyrodill?

    https://eso-hub.com/en/news/cyrodiil-to-become-pve-only-zone-according-to-rumours?utm_medium=social&utm_source=discord&utm_campaign=dwemer_automaton

    Edited by FeedbackOnly on April 1, 2023 5:02PM
  • FeedbackOnly
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    LunaFlora wrote: »
    april fool's is such a strange thing

    i don't see why zos would do any of those things but hope it doesnt happen

    One year we got a letter in game on April 1 st from dark brotherhood
  • gariondavey
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    ZOS_Kevin wrote: »
    Speaking of April Fools Day....
    This was a good one!
    PC NA @gariondavey, BG, IC & Cyrodiil Focused Since October 2017 Stamplar (main), Magplar, Magsorc, Stamsorc, StamDK, MagDK, Stamblade, Magblade, Magden, Stamden
  • amapola76
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    Soarora wrote: »
    Last I heard zos doesn't do april fools anymore. The last time I've seen it done is alfiq clothes in the bethesda gear store which was years ago.

    I'm still a little sad that wasn't real, I would totally have at least considered buying those. :D
  • FeedbackOnly
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    amapola76 wrote: »
    Soarora wrote: »
    Last I heard zos doesn't do april fools anymore. The last time I've seen it done is alfiq clothes in the bethesda gear store which was years ago.

    I'm still a little sad that wasn't real, I would totally have at least considered buying those. :D

    Asking for marketing team ,

    How much would you be willing to pay?

    😝
  • BaalMelqartu
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    -The Stuga joke was amusing and absolutely fine.

    -The Cyrodiil one from ESO HUB really irritated me because I wanted it to be true SO much as long as PVP-ers were given an all new system/replacement.
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