What kind of undaroo would your character wear?

Recremen
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If they had a choice, I mean. This is a very serious RP thread please treat it with the dignity it deserves go nuts.
Edited by Recremen on February 18, 2017 5:12PM
Men'Do PC NA AD Khajiit
Grand High Illustrious Mid-Tier PvP/PvE Bussmunster

What kind of undaroo would your character wear? 25 votes

The roomy and forgiving features of a pair of boxers
8%
Dread_GuyMAEK 2 votes
A snug and form-fitting pair of briefs
16%
Caligamy_ESORoseVexHearts_WakeKICHZY 4 votes
The grand high illustrious ultimate masterwork of a pair of boxer-briefs, hetman of all undaroos
16%
RecremenhavginMyythKodrac 4 votes
The mostly-useless loincloth
8%
TheShadowScoutmenedhyn 2 votes
One of the above, but thinner because you're edgy and looking for some kind of thong, which really is just a variant of briefs okay let's not kid ourselves
12%
HatchetHaroWrecking_Blow_SpamMarque 3 votes
The commanding presence of going commando
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wenchmore420b14_ESOAlienSlofcjthibscheeseaddictdsalterStovahkiinraj72616a 7 votes
Other, more eldritch and unknown brands of girdle-fashion, horror of horrors, possibly clad with the all-knowing tentacles of Hermaeus Mora himself
12%
zariaFriedEggSandwichEldritchPenguin 3 votes
  • Tryxus
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    A Unitard
    "Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
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  • Recremen
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    The grand high illustrious ultimate masterwork of a pair of boxer-briefs, hetman of all undaroos
    Tryxus wrote: »
    A Unitard

    That is definitely one of those "elritch forms" I was talking about. O_O
    Men'Do PC NA AD Khajiit
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  • Kodrac
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    The grand high illustrious ultimate masterwork of a pair of boxer-briefs, hetman of all undaroos
    Finally a good poll!
  • Dread_Guy
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    The roomy and forgiving features of a pair of boxers
    I like boxers because:

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    "My name is Julius Decimus Heraclius, Guildmaster of the Scions of the Sun, Brigadier of the Covenant Army, loyal servant to the High King Emeric. Brother to a betrayed legion, son to a fallen empire. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." ---Julius Decimus Heraclius (Imperial Templar)
  • aku666
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    The not existing kind.
  • HatchetHaro
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    One of the above, but thinner because you're edgy and looking for some kind of thong, which really is just a variant of briefs okay let's not kid ourselves
    Thongs. Sexy and revealing, but still safe-for-work.

    I think my Argonian would love that. He (I) likes revealing armor.

    Shameless self plug: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/310352/suggestion-to-zos-to-replace-all-male-undergarments-with-thongs/p1
    Best Argonian NA and I will fight anyone for it

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    6x IR, 7x GH, 7x TTT, 5x GS, 6x DB, 1x PB, 4x SBS, 1x MM, 1x US, 2x CB, 1x Unchained
  • menedhyn
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    The mostly-useless loincloth
    ...or so he might let slip in conversation if plied with enough Comely Wench Whisky.
  • Gilvoth
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    i hope nothing like this ever happens in eso.
  • WalkingLegacy
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    Green silkies
  • Myyth
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    The grand high illustrious ultimate masterwork of a pair of boxer-briefs, hetman of all undaroos
    Only the best for my characters and they have underwear for all occasions.
    Sometimes they wear a pair of crafted Skooma Smuggler Ancient Silk Panties with the well fitted trait.
    Other times the Treasure Hunter Leather Loincloth with the prosperous trait comes in handy. For special *ahem* occasions the Burning Spellweave Spidersilk G String does the trick.
  • danno8
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  • FriedEggSandwich
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    Other, more eldritch and unknown brands of girdle-fashion, horror of horrors, possibly clad with the all-knowing tentacles of Hermaeus Mora himself
    My character spends a lot of time mounted, so a jockstrap would be the most comfortable yet supportive methinks.
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  • BigBragg
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    With all this combat and jumping around, I am thinking a few might opt for a jock strap. Keep the jewels safe.
  • ZOS_DaryaK
    ZOS_DaryaK
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    We've closed this thread as there is little constructive conversation to be had here. Additionally, underoos are strictly a private issue.
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