Natch Potes?

SantieClaws · September 2016

Yes this one knows there is over an hour until Test Tamriel goes to sleep but khajiit is .. well feeling like she has had too much or possibly not enough sugar today.

So this one she thought she would start the ball of yarn rolling yes. With the unofficial, unedited natch potes this one she found written on the back of a used coffee cup outside the offices of ZOS.

Maybe you have the thoughts about the notes too? Perhaps share them with us yes while we wait. Pictures they are good too!

Yours with paws
Santie Claws

"To make the Crown Crates more rewarding Pacrooti will now be wearing a clown costume. If you buy enough crates he will honk his red nose. For 2,000 crown crate gems he might even spray you with water! You better hope it’s water anyway ...

Imperials will have their own quest added to the New Life Festival. It involves you cleaning up after some particularly nasty seasonal duels at the Hammerdeath Arena. Take a bucket - of fun!

The Alliance Rider outfit will now come in options that allow you to look like a Blueberry, a Banana or a Raspberry. Fruity polymorphs for your alliance pride! We considered a neutral Tutti Fruitti option but that made us all want ice cream.

The Crown Store will be renamed ‘Crown Crates Outlet Mall’. It will be staffed by some of the less popular hirelings such as Veesk-Olan (Costumes) and provisioner Gavin Gavonne (mounts and pets). Mr Gavonne continues to fill both roles and does not find them to be incompatible.

The group finder will now have the option to group you with others wearing the same shoes or boots as yourself."

MyNameIsElias · September 2016

PS4_ZeColmeia · September 2016

This one hopes all ww becomes Khajiit's pet and fetches a good meal or squeeky toy to play with.

WhiteCoatSyndrome · September 2016

--Lint is now a random drop from thievery.

--Dwemer airships are now purchasable for AP in Cyrodiil, allowing warriors to be air-dropped. There is a rare bug where if it drives too close to a keep it will pop and throw everyone on board to far corners of the map; this is being looked into for the next patch.

--Namira is opening an all-you-can-eat buffet! Try not to look too closely at the shape of those roasts...

--Sweetrolls, tired of being stolen themselves, have taken up a life of crime and can now be used as portable fences.

SantieClaws · September 2016

"WhiteCoatSyndrome wrote: »

--Sweetrolls, tired of being stolen themselves, have taken up a life of crime and can now be used as portable fences.

And where can khajiit 'obtain' one of these sweet sweet partners in crime?

No one ever suspects the baked goods ... Though khajiit has occasionally been referred to as such herself.

Yours with paws
Santie Claws

WhiteCoatSyndrome · September 2016

SantieClaws wrote: »

And where can khajiit 'obtain' one of these sweet sweet partners in crime?

From Chef Donolon, who is now located in the Outlaw refuge in each faction's capitol; it's default name is Stollen.

Mady · September 2016

Oh come on....way too early

Well....same procedure as always.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6qBOgJCiyQ

SantieClaws · September 2016

Early yes but khajiit hopes they make take pity on us yes - or just crumble under our incessant mewing.

Yours with paws
Santie Claws

Tyrion87 · September 2016

"The group finder will now grant you a chance to actually find a group. The more Crown Crates you have bought, the greater chance of finding a group is. But never more than 1%."

"If you have spent more than 20.000 Crowns for the Crown Crates, you will get a unique Crown Store Whale title. Permanently."

"The Destruction Staff Ultimate has been revamped. This skill now works like Wabbajack. You will never know what effect it will cause after activation. But when morphed, it has 50% chance to summon either a rabbit which you can chase, or a frog which you can kiss."

Rohamad_Ali · September 2016

Mady wrote: »

Oh come on....way too early

Well....same procedure as always.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6qBOgJCiyQ

Wat just happened o.0

Minno · September 2016

SantieClaws wrote: »

"WhiteCoatSyndrome wrote: »

--Sweetrolls, tired of being stolen themselves, have taken up a life of crime and can now be used as portable fences.

And where can khajiit 'obtain' one of these sweet sweet partners in crime?

No one ever suspects the baked goods ... Though khajiit has occasionally been referred to as such herself.

Yours with paws
Santie Claws

Dracane · September 2016

Shouldn't the server be offline by now ?

SantieClaws · September 2016

Khajiit she thought so yes.

But maybe the network engineers have been distracted by sweetrolls ...

Or the times they are mixed up.

Yours with paws
Santie Claws

Mady · September 2016

Mhm.... sweetrolls....

Maybe Khajiit can cook something for us, while we wait, so we don't have to be hungry?

IxSTALKERxI · September 2016

'Fixed an issue where you could get targeted in clouding swarm with single target abilities.'

Lol jk, I don't actually think that'll be in the notes. It'll just be fixes for the new content, maybe IC jewellery, perhaps some crown crate adjustments based on feedback. Not long now till this patch goes live. :O

Flaminir · September 2016

Tyrion87 wrote: »

"The group finder will now grant you a chance to actually find a group. The more Crown Crates you have bought, the greater chance of finding a group is. But never more than 1%."

"If you have spent more than 20.000 Crowns for the Crown Crates, you will get a unique Crown Store Whale title. Permanently."

"The Destruction Staff Ultimate has been revamped. This skill now works like Wabbajack. You will never know what effect it will cause after activation. But when morphed, it has 50% chance to summon either a rabbit which you can chase, or a frog which you can kiss."

I would actually slot it if that were the case.... as it is I shan't be wasting a skill point!

SublimeSparo · September 2016

-After realising that we have been screwing players over and the in-office jokes have run dry we have decided to add a token system to vMA.
-Tokens are exclusively awarded randomly in crown crates.
-1000 tokens will allow you to select a weapon type of your choice but you still roll rng on the trait
-These changes will keep the office staff in stitches of laughter at you poor plebs' misery for a good few months and let us rinse you for even more money

Dracane · September 2016

You guys are ridiculous

so funny

Nifty2g · September 2016

that is some long down time

susmitds · September 2016

Why does it show an Wednesday maintenance time for me?

Nifty2g · September 2016

susmitds wrote: »

Why does it show an Wednesday maintenance time for me?

One says patch other shows server I think

Elmour0Fudd · September 2016

Maintenance for the week of September 26:
• No PC/Mac maintenance – September 26
• North American and European PC/Mac megaservers for maintenance – September 28, 2:00AM EDT (7:00 BST)
• North American and European Xbox One megaservers for maintenance – September 28, 2:00AM EDT (7:00 BST)
• North American and European PlayStation®4 megaservers for maintenance – September 28, 2:00AM EDT (7:00 BST)
• ESO Store and Account System for maintenance – September 28, 2:00AM EDT (7:00 BST)

×• We will be performing maintenance on the PTS on Wednesday at 2:00AM EDT (7:00 BST).

×The PTS is now offline for the patch 2.6.3 maintenance and is currently unavailable.

as currently displayed in NA server PC

Teridaxus · September 2016

German patchnotes says wednesday ( Mittwoch ) too.

Nifty2g · September 2016

Elmour0Fudd wrote: »

Maintenance for the week of September 26:
• No PC/Mac maintenance – September 26
• North American and European PC/Mac megaservers for maintenance – September 28, 2:00AM EDT (7:00 BST)
• North American and European Xbox One megaservers for maintenance – September 28, 2:00AM EDT (7:00 BST)
• North American and European PlayStation®4 megaservers for maintenance – September 28, 2:00AM EDT (7:00 BST)
• ESO Store and Account System for maintenance – September 28, 2:00AM EDT (7:00 BST)

×• We will be performing maintenance on the PTS on Wednesday at 2:00AM EDT (7:00 BST).

×The PTS is now offline for the patch 2.6.3 maintenance and is currently unavailable.

as currently displayed in NA server PC

I do not understand if wat they mean is they will do patch then do server maintenance, or if they server will be down for ages
@ZOS_GinaBruno

kamimark · September 2016

Tyrion87 wrote: »

"The Destruction Staff Ultimate has been revamped. This skill now works like Wabbajack. You will never know what effect it will cause after activation. But when morphed, it has 50% chance to summon either a rabbit which you can chase, or a frog which you can kiss."

So much better than the previous Destruction staff ultimate.

Pairs well with the new Magicka-based weapon tree, Fork of Horripilation.

ZOS_GinaBruno · September 2016

susmitds wrote: »

Why does it show an Wednesday maintenance time for me?

We'll be having maintenance on all servers and realms on Wednesday at 2am EDT - this is completely separate from the maintenance happening now on PTS to publish the latest patch.

As for natch potes...

Preyfar · September 2016

ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »

As for natch potes...

Enodoc · September 2016

Nifty2g wrote: »

Elmour0Fudd wrote: »

Maintenance for the week of September 26:
• No PC/Mac maintenance – September 26
• North American and European PC/Mac megaservers for maintenance – September 28, 2:00AM EDT (7:00 BST)
• North American and European Xbox One megaservers for maintenance – September 28, 2:00AM EDT (7:00 BST)
• North American and European PlayStation®4 megaservers for maintenance – September 28, 2:00AM EDT (7:00 BST)
• ESO Store and Account System for maintenance – September 28, 2:00AM EDT (7:00 BST)

×• We will be performing maintenance on the PTS on Wednesday at 2:00AM EDT (7:00 BST).

×The PTS is now offline for the patch 2.6.3 maintenance and is currently unavailable.

as currently displayed in NA server PC

I do not understand if wat they mean is they will do patch then do server maintenance, or if they server will be down for ages
ZOS_GinaBruno

What it looks like to me, is the PTS patch is now, and there's a company-wide network maintenance later in the week (on Wednesday), in which all servers will be down simultaneously.

Special_XYZ · September 2016

mzapkeneb18_ESO wrote: »

German patchnotes says wednesday ( Mittwoch ) too.

It does not say patch notes on Wednesday. I don't think you speak or understand German.

SantieClaws · September 2016

Cousin Skybright. Why are you in the bathtub yes? Get out quick before they add the oh so wetness!

Yours with paws
Santie Claws

Preyfar · September 2016

Special_XYZ wrote: »

mzapkeneb18_ESO wrote: »

German patchnotes says wednesday ( Mittwoch ) too.

It does not say patch notes on Wednesday. I don't think you speak or understand German.

According to a fun false fact I just made up, a Mittwoch is actually a kind of sandwich that involves six different kind of cheeses and uses two personal pepperoni pan pizzas as the bread. I just ate two while waiting on the potes.