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Patch Notes!

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  • BBSooner
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    Marthenil wrote: »
    BBSooner wrote: »
    Fissh wrote: »
    MornaBaine wrote: »
    Why on earth are they WAITING to release the patch notes until AFTER the patch is done???? Wouldn't it make more sense to let people read them BEFORE they log in to start testing stuff? Especially when they are 60+ pages this time around??? GIMME NAOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    wow. A story to help you grow:

    baby bull: "lets RUN down the hill and sex A cow"
    grown up bull: "lets WALK down and sex them ALL"

    I don't think bovine reproduction is relevant.

    I think it's a parable on stamina and patience.

    But... reading ahead of schedule doesn't reduce stamina ... is the patch or the notes the "cows to sex"? ... is the server maintenance the hill? ... is the parable suggesting we couldn't "finish" the patch notes if we rushed to them? ... do baby cows have this conversation often? ... soooo many questions!
  • ZOS_GinaBruno
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    Just adding in a few known issues and fixing some typos. :)
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  • BBSooner
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    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
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    Just adding in a few known issues and fixing some typos. :)

    Thank you for turning all honey bear bottles in to nightmare fuel.
  • Gorthax
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    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
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    Just adding in a few known issues and fixing some typos. :)

    CONFIRMED! Patch notes due out next week! :P
  • Marthenil
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    BBSooner wrote: »
    Marthenil wrote: »
    BBSooner wrote: »
    Fissh wrote: »
    MornaBaine wrote: »
    Why on earth are they WAITING to release the patch notes until AFTER the patch is done???? Wouldn't it make more sense to let people read them BEFORE they log in to start testing stuff? Especially when they are 60+ pages this time around??? GIMME NAOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    wow. A story to help you grow:

    baby bull: "lets RUN down the hill and sex A cow"
    grown up bull: "lets WALK down and sex them ALL"

    I don't think bovine reproduction is relevant.

    I think it's a parable on stamina and patience.

    But... reading ahead of schedule doesn't reduce stamina ... is the patch or the notes the "cows to sex"? ... is the server maintenance the hill? ... is the parable suggesting we couldn't "finish" the patch notes if we rushed to them? ... do baby cows have this conversation often? ... soooo many questions!

    I think baby cows have this conversation often.

    What I find unrealistic, and ruins immersion, is the bull. The bull would CHARGE down, not walk.
  • MornaBaine
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    Gyudan wrote: »
    Patch Notes up HERE!

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  • ShadowHvo
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    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
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    Just adding in a few known issues and fixing some typos. :)

    AWESOME!

    And quite creepy!
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  • BBSooner
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    Marthenil wrote: »
    BBSooner wrote: »
    Marthenil wrote: »
    BBSooner wrote: »
    Fissh wrote: »
    MornaBaine wrote: »
    Why on earth are they WAITING to release the patch notes until AFTER the patch is done???? Wouldn't it make more sense to let people read them BEFORE they log in to start testing stuff? Especially when they are 60+ pages this time around??? GIMME NAOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    wow. A story to help you grow:

    baby bull: "lets RUN down the hill and sex A cow"
    grown up bull: "lets WALK down and sex them ALL"

    I don't think bovine reproduction is relevant.

    I think it's a parable on stamina and patience.

    But... reading ahead of schedule doesn't reduce stamina ... is the patch or the notes the "cows to sex"? ... is the server maintenance the hill? ... is the parable suggesting we couldn't "finish" the patch notes if we rushed to them? ... do baby cows have this conversation often? ... soooo many questions!

    I think baby cows have this conversation often.

    What I find unrealistic, and ruins immersion, is the bull. The bull would CHARGE down, not walk.

    True. Blatant lore-break.
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    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
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    Just adding in a few known issues and fixing some typos. :)

    Bah, will mean I cannot check the notes before work :(
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  • Marthenil
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    Now<
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    Wonder how much they had to pay Blizzard for the use of SOON.
    It is, after all, a Blizzard trademark :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    Edited by Marthenil on January 27, 2015 3:05PM
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    Soon like Imperial City soon ?
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  • Marthenil
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    Sotha_Sil wrote: »
    Soon like Imperial City soon ?

    See previous post for Soon timescale.
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    BBSooner wrote: »
    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
    soon_honey_beer_bottle.jpg

    Just adding in a few known issues and fixing some typos. :)

    Thank you for turning all honey bear bottles in to nightmare fuel.

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    Edited by Lord_Draevan on January 27, 2015 3:07PM
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  • Gyudan
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    Suggestion for the crown store: a preview of the patch notes before release.
    You'd make millions! (of crowns)
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  • Darkintellect
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    Marthenil wrote: »
    Now<
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    Very Soon
    Soon
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    Soonish...er
    >End of Time

    Wonder how much they had to pay Blizzard for the use of SOON.
    It is, after all, a Blizzard trademark :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

    "Soon" much like "Vision" were Everquest trademarks later joked about with following games in 2001 and on to include 3rd generation MMO WoW.
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    I don't care for the typos if they are not in the game code and make some nasty bugs.
    Because I can!
  • Marthenil
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    Darkintellect wrote: »
    Marthenil wrote: »
    Now<
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    Very Soon
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    Soonish...er
    >End of Time

    Wonder how much they had to pay Blizzard for the use of SOON.
    It is, after all, a Blizzard trademark :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

    "Soon" much like "Vision" were Everquest trademarks later joked about with following games in 2001 and on to include 3rd generation MMO WoW.

    So you're old. Your point? :trollface:
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    Why isn't it soon yet?
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  • Wolfsspinne
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    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
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    Just adding in a few known issues and fixing some typos. :)

    Why fix the typos? You could add those to the known issues as well. :smiley:
  • e.chiesa73b16_ESO
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    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
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    Just adding in a few known issues and fixing some typos. :)

    WHO CARES FOR THE TYPOS!! I'm not even english!
  • ZOS_GinaBruno
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    The typos were major things, like listing the wrong ability name. You definitely want those fixed! ;)
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  • Dagoth_Rac
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    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
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    Just adding in a few known issues and fixing some typos. :)

    I usually have no interest in cash shop fluff, but if there was ever an "Evil Honey Bear Bottle" costume, I would so buy that. There are bears in Tamriel. There is honey in Tamriel. Evil Honey Bear Bottle = lore appropriate!! :)
  • Darkintellect
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    Marthenil wrote: »
    Darkintellect wrote: »
    Marthenil wrote: »
    Now<
    Soonerino
    Very Soon
    Soon
    Soon-ish
    Soonish...er
    >End of Time

    Wonder how much they had to pay Blizzard for the use of SOON.
    It is, after all, a Blizzard trademark :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

    "Soon" much like "Vision" were Everquest trademarks later joked about with following games in 2001 and on to include 3rd generation MMO WoW.

    So you're old. Your point? :trollface:

    Not old, just stating origins.
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    post now, edit later. That's why there's an "edit" button! B)
  • Wifeaggro13
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    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
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    Just adding in a few known issues and fixing some typos. :)

    We know what your having for lunch at Zos now
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    ZOS_GinaBruno wrote: »
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    Just adding in a few known issues and fixing some typos. :)

    I didn't need to sleep ever again anyway.....
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    technohic wrote: »
    MornaBaine wrote: »
    Why on earth are they WAITING to release the patch notes until AFTER the patch is done???? Wouldn't it make more sense to let people read them BEFORE they log in to start testing stuff? Especially when they are 60+ pages this time around??? GIMME NAOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You are going to have plenty of time to look them over when you start downloading the patch. Probably would be true if you were even on the same LAN as the servers.

    @technohic‌ umm on my internet (if Zos can upload it fast enough) it's only a 14 second download....that's not much time...
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  • Ahdora
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    LMAO. Awesome, OP.
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  • Marthenil
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    Faugaun wrote: »
    technohic wrote: »
    MornaBaine wrote: »
    Why on earth are they WAITING to release the patch notes until AFTER the patch is done???? Wouldn't it make more sense to let people read them BEFORE they log in to start testing stuff? Especially when they are 60+ pages this time around??? GIMME NAOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You are going to have plenty of time to look them over when you start downloading the patch. Probably would be true if you were even on the same LAN as the servers.

    @technohic‌ umm on my internet (if Zos can upload it fast enough) it's only a 14 second download....that's not much time...

    Do you even DL bro?
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