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When ESO goes wrong... very wrong...

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  • Ayre
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    That is too funny. Nice puppet btw :)
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  • Anex
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    baron.kreighteb17_ESO wrote: »
    I wonder how old is his daughter to be allowed to play ESO which has a mature ESRB rating.

    Bah, I let my (now) six year old play. She can't read very well yet but she likes running around killing monsters.. though getting around is tricky for her. Aside from the moon sugar references (which she doesn't understand) and people in chat (which she can't read) the game is ok under supervision.

    Of course I grew up playing Mortal Kombat around the age of 5 and I turned out fine. Things might change when she starts being able to read, I'll have to probably disable chat somehow because some people are just gross.
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  • Aeradon
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    Cool (:

    What ingredients did you use to craft your daughter?
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  • glitchmaster999
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    Aeradon wrote: »
    Cool (:

    What ingredients did you use to craft your daughter?

    Dats dirty....
  • moonsugar66
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    glitchmaster999 wrote: »
    Aeradon wrote: »
    Cool (:

    What ingredients did you use to craft your daughter?

    Dats dirty....

    A matter of perspective.

    As in an old nursery rhyme:

    What are little boys made of?
    What are little boys made of?
    Snips and snails
    And puppy-dogs' tails,
    That's what little boys are made of.

    What are little girls made of?
    What are little girls made of?
    Sugar and spice
    And everything nice,
    That's what little girls are made of.

    Only, in this case the little girl is made of cleverness and mirth. B)
  • Necronomicon
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    Fake.
  • isengrimb16_ESO
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    moonsugar66 wrote: »
    glitchmaster999 wrote: »
    Aeradon wrote: »
    Cool (:

    What ingredients did you use to craft your daughter?

    Dats dirty....

    A matter of perspective.

    As in an old nursery rhyme:

    What are little boys made of?
    What are little boys made of?
    Snips and snails
    And puppy-dogs' tails,
    That's what little boys are made of.

    What are little girls made of?
    What are little girls made of?
    Sugar and spice
    And everything nice,
    That's what little girls are made of.

    Only, in this case the little girl is made of cleverness and mirth. B)

    And a slight bit of devilry. :smiling_imp:

    On the toilet, LOL!

    Edited by isengrimb16_ESO on June 16, 2014 2:44PM
  • moonsugar66
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    isengrimb16_ESO wrote: »

    And a slight bit of devilry. :smiling_imp:

    On the toilet, LOL!

    Ha! So true. Being a parent myself, I've found that the bathroom is no sure refuge from kids.
  • Belitseri
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    DeLindsay wrote: »
    Belitseri wrote: »
    She opened the bathroom door to slink her hand puppet in and said "Hello Vestige" at me while I was doing my business. Now, I feel slightly violated as well as annoyed by Varen. LOL

    OMG LOL!!
    baron.kreighteb17_ESO wrote: »
    I wonder how old is his daughter to be allowed to play ESO which has a mature ESRB rating.

    My daughter is 19 and is allowed to play ESO ...as long as her school work is done, chores are finished and she hasn't been sassy with me. My house, my rules, ya know! ;) (btw, I'm a she, not a he lol)

    I'm glad you liked this post. It's pointless considering it doesn't improve the game, but if it brought ya'll a laugh, then yay.
  • glitchmaster999
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    Belitseri wrote: »
    DeLindsay wrote: »
    Belitseri wrote: »
    She opened the bathroom door to slink her hand puppet in and said "Hello Vestige" at me while I was doing my business. Now, I feel slightly violated as well as annoyed by Varen. LOL

    OMG LOL!!
    baron.kreighteb17_ESO wrote: »
    I wonder how old is his daughter to be allowed to play ESO which has a mature ESRB rating.

    My daughter is 19 and is allowed to play ESO ...as long as her school work is done, chores are finished and she hasn't been sassy with me. My house, my rules, ya know! ;) (btw, I'm a she, not a he lol)

    I'm glad you liked this post. It's pointless considering it doesn't improve the game, but if it brought ya'll a laugh, then yay.

    I was expecting like a little 4 year old girl, your daughter is my age.....
    Now there's only time to ask, is she single ;)

    I'm just kidding that puppet made me *** myself laughing.
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