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When ESO goes wrong... very wrong...

Belitseri
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My daughter made a Varen hand puppet /facepalm
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(sorry, had to share)

  • Mablung
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    That is actually pretty awesome. :)
  • pavelcherepanskyrwb17_ESO
    The puppet looks as sad and annoying as the Varen in the game so well done! :smiley:
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  • Belitseri
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    She opened the bathroom door to slink her hand puppet in and said "Hello Vestige" at me while I was doing my business. Now, I feel slightly violated as well as annoyed by Varen. LOL
  • kaosodin
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    Belitseri wrote: »
    She opened the bathroom door to slink her hand puppet in and said "Hello Vestige" at me while I was doing my business. Now, I feel slightly violated as well as annoyed by Varen. LOL


    Absolutely awsome
  • magickats242cub18_ESO
    Typical of Varen, popping in at the most opportune time.
  • Tabbycat
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    Belitseri wrote: »
    She opened the bathroom door to slink her hand puppet in and said "Hello Vestige" at me while I was doing my business. Now, I feel slightly violated as well as annoyed by Varen. LOL

    Thank you for making my day with this story. I'm still laughing.
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  • Phantorang
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    Belitseri wrote: »
    She opened the bathroom door to slink her hand puppet in and said "Hello Vestige" at me while I was doing my business. Now, I feel slightly violated as well as annoyed by Varen. LOL

    So funny!
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  • IrishGirlGamer
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    Belitseri wrote: »
    She opened the bathroom door to slink her hand puppet in and said "Hello Vestige" at me while I was doing my business. Now, I feel slightly violated as well as annoyed by Varen. LOL

    LOL. Your daughter has talent. :)
    Valar Morghulis.

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  • Tabbycat
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    @ZOS_GinaBruno, @ZOS_JessicaFolsom‌

    Tagging you ladies because this thread is too good to miss!
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  • vyndral13preub18_ESO
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    Does this make anyone else think of the Blair Witch Project?
  • ArcaneBlue
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    slow clap to the op's daughter. I was half expecting this thread to be another one of those "there are so many bugs! the last patch has broken this game even more!" kind of threads but hey, this is great!
    #teamEmeric
  • Valn
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    Put this on the tamriel chronical thingy on the front page!
    Edited by Valn on June 16, 2014 1:24AM
  • isengrimb16_ESO
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    Belitseri wrote: »
    She opened the bathroom door to slink her hand puppet in and said "Hello Vestige" at me while I was doing my business. Now, I feel slightly violated as well as annoyed by Varen. LOL

    LOL! OMG, I would have jumped and made a mess. :blush: I startle way too easily.

    May we ask how old is your daughter? That mask is awesome-creepy looking. Is she still young enough for Show and Tell at school? That would be interesting, I think, lol.
  • ZOS_MichelleA
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    Belitseri wrote: »
    She opened the bathroom door to slink her hand puppet in and said "Hello Vestige" at me while I was doing my business. Now, I feel slightly violated as well as annoyed by Varen. LOL
    "Slowly, now. You've been through an ordeal. Take a few moments to collect yourself."

    Great mask, kudos to your daughter! ;)
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  • Hypertionb14_ESO
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    omg thats brilliant!
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  • Karnus
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    I think you meant "When ESO goes just right".
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  • glitchmaster999
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    Belitseri wrote: »
    She opened the bathroom door to slink her hand puppet in and said "Hello Vestige" at me while I was doing my business. Now, I feel slightly violated as well as annoyed by Varen. LOL
    "Slowly, now. You've been through an ordeal. Take a few moments to collect yourself."

    Great mask, kudos to your daughter! ;)

    When people say devs don't communicate enough, I'm sending them here hahahahaha
  • MongooseOne
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    More threads like this please...good stuff!
  • baron.kreighteb17_ESO
    I wonder how old is his daughter to be allowed to play ESO which has a mature ESRB rating.
  • DeLindsay
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    Belitseri wrote: »
    She opened the bathroom door to slink her hand puppet in and said "Hello Vestige" at me while I was doing my business. Now, I feel slightly violated as well as annoyed by Varen. LOL

    OMG LOL!!
  • isengrimb16_ESO
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    Oh, she probably saw him playing - obviously while he was in the Harbourage.

    The prophet neither says nor does anything that a kid needs protecting from. Anyway, it's HIS kid, not yours or mine. As long as he doesn't go whining about how the game is inappropriate for his kid to see, then it's all good to me.

    My middle daughter has absolutely no memory of going to see Jurassic Park at age 4 - the only one brave enough to go see it with me (I'd already screened it, to make sure it wasn't too gory or anything.) She wouldn't let me cover her eyes for that one two-second scene with the hand. She's 24 now, an avid reader with an interest in a lot of things, like I was at that age.

    Hell, I grew up on Sir Graves Ghastly, who would show old horror movies (The Blob, the Thing, House of Wax, etc) on Saturday afternoons. They WERE scary movies back then.

    My problem isn't really with kids, per se. It's the politics that surround them, use them as pawns that bugs me; so I bug the weenies back by telling them to go raise their kids on Baffin Island if they don't want them exposed to .. life.


    Edited by isengrimb16_ESO on June 16, 2014 10:38AM
  • SK1TZ0FR3N1K
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    Belitseri wrote: »
    She opened the bathroom door to slink her hand puppet in and said "Hello Vestige" at me while I was doing my business. Now, I feel slightly violated as well as annoyed by Varen. LOL

    Epic!
    “There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by readin’. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.” -Will Rogers
  • moonsugar66
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    This is the best thread we've had in a long while. <3
  • cisadanepajsuxrwb17_ESO
    1st thing that pops up in my mind : blair witch project
  • Arsenic_Touch
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    When people say devs don't communicate enough, I'm sending them here hahahahaha

    Is that sarcasm? Can't tell. This actually illustrates what was being discussed in the one thread about a specific guild. Trivial posts get a response while all other threads go on seemingly ignored. Also, that isn't a dev.
    Edited by Arsenic_Touch on June 16, 2014 11:51AM
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  • moonsugar66
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    Damn it! Should have known better. Perfectly harmless post can not go unspoiled. As predictable as a bird crapping on a car windshield.
    Edited by moonsugar66 on June 16, 2014 12:13PM
  • glitchmaster999
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    When people say devs don't communicate enough, I'm sending them here hahahahaha

    Is that sarcasm? Can't tell. This actually illustrates what was being discussed in the one thread about a specific guild. Trivial posts get a response while all other threads go on seemingly ignored. Also, that isn't a dev.

    It was a joke but way to be a hard ass on a joke post.
  • k9mouse
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    When people say devs don't communicate enough, I'm sending them here hahahahaha

    Is that sarcasm? Can't tell. This actually illustrates what was being discussed in the one thread about a specific guild. Trivial posts get a response while all other threads go on seemingly ignored. Also, that isn't a dev.

    It was a joke but way to be a hard ass on a joke post.

    Looks someone needs a sweetroll....

    ~Khajjit makes one for him / her~

  • hamon
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    Belitseri wrote: »
    She opened the bathroom door to slink her hand puppet in and said "Hello Vestige" at me while I was doing my business. Now, I feel slightly violated as well as annoyed by Varen. LOL
    "Slowly, now. You've been through an ordeal. Take a few moments to collect yourself."

    Great mask, kudos to your daughter! ;)

    When people say devs don't communicate enough, I'm sending them here hahahahaha

    ye the zos admin staff know which posts to participate in eh. =/

  • Bhakura
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    Might wanna keep that in check or she ends up like mr Garrison ... mkay?
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