It's not racist... I just really don't like them.

Khazaad
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I'm talking about elves with beards. I don't trust them and never will. I'd like a little support in this matter.

I'm sick and tired of feeling nervous and scared all the time. If you disagree, you probably have a goatee and pointy ears.
  • Xeev
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    Roarrr
  • Khazaad
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    I've included an image to help pioneer this effort
    u4WID08l.jpg

  • Singular
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    Ha! That's pretty funny. Maybe they're mixed blood elves? Or of the race "bearded wood elf."

    It's a subspecies.
    War, give me war, give me war.
  • Khazaad
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    Singular wrote: »
    Ha! That's pretty funny. Maybe they're mixed blood elves? Or of the race "bearded wood elf."

    It's a subspecies.

    It's an abomination! Like... insect antennae on a puppy. *shiver*

  • Xancathb16_ESO
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  • lao
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    Khazaad wrote: »
    I'm talking about elves with beards. I don't trust them and never will. I'd like a little support in this matter.

    I'm sick and tired of feeling nervous and scared all the time. If you disagree, you probably have a goatee and pointy ears.

    agreed.

    im not racist either. i promise i hate everyone equally
  • Khazaad
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    OMG what matter of twisted wizardry could do such a thing! It's just horrible!

  • Affrayer
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    Dunmer Jesus is offended. Upon death your souls will not go to Aetherius or the Dreamsleeve. You will be returned to Molag Bal's realm where you will be forced to listen to 'It's A Small World Afterall' for the rest of eternity!
    Pffffff
  • born2beagator
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    Poor dog looks tortured
  • Siliconhobbit_ESO
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    If there's anything about that picture that's untrustworthy....it's the Vampire... :p
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  • WraithAzraiel
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    It may be the heavily ingrained Dungeons & Dragons mentality but I agree; Elves should not have beards.

    It's just....not Elf-y.
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  • theroyalestpythonnub18_ESO
    What about a healthy pair of sideburns?
  • Khazaad
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    What about a healthy pair of sideburns?

    Ah.. um.. Ya know? I'm not really sure. Let's just hate them to be safe! @theroyalestpythonnub18_ESO‌

    Edited by Khazaad on May 31, 2014 4:37AM
  • jircris11
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    that poor dog....its looking at the camera with a "kill me now" expression
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  • Dekkameron
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    In a similar vein. I was recently re-watching Babylon 5 sci-fi series and something that kept bugging me was that a few Minbari that had beards.
    Beards on a completely bald race that doesn't even have eyebrows.

    I too was shaking my fist at the TV with contempt.
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  • jircris11
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    Dekkameron wrote: »
    In a similar vein. I was recently re-watching Babylon 5 sci-fi series and something that kept bugging me was that a few Minbari that had beards.
    Beards on a completely bald race that doesn't even have eyebrows.

    I too was shaking my fist at the TV with contempt.
    I REMEMBER THAT! made me think about it when i first saw it lol. Bosley must work!

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  • Khazaad
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    This has been a great success! Not a single one of them has dared to stand before our Exclusive Hate Club. Just remember that next Monday is Argonian Freak Week! So make sure you get a babysitter cause we're gonna need to hate all week long into the evenings.

    They're a generally a mild mannered people but remember.. That's the way we LIKE it! HOOOOHAAAAAA!
  • jesterstear
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    To the OP.

    Yesterday one of my garden ornaments went missing, quit posting pictures of it on a public forum and bring it back ASAP.

    I bought a matching pair of gnomes for a reason.

    TY.
  • Galen_the_Black
    It's all because of Evil!Spock
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  • JosephChip
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    Khazaad wrote: »
    This has been a great success! Not a single one of them has dared to stand before our Exclusive Hate Club. Just remember that next Monday is Argonian Freak Week! So make sure you get a babysitter cause we're gonna need to hate all week long into the evenings.

    They're a generally a mild mannered people but remember.. That's the way we LIKE it! HOOOOHAAAAAA!

    Where can I sign up for some Argonian hating?
  • Khazaad
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    JosephChip wrote: »
    Khazaad wrote: »
    This has been a great success! Not a single one of them has dared to stand before our Exclusive Hate Club. Just remember that next Monday is Argonian Freak Week! So make sure you get a babysitter cause we're gonna need to hate all week long into the evenings.

    They're a generally a mild mannered people but remember.. That's the way we LIKE it! HOOOOHAAAAAA!

    Where can I sign up for some Argonian hating?
    Registration starts tomorrow for newcomers at the park by the post office .

    Have you been hating for a while? We always welcome experienced members! @JosephChip‌ Of course if you're just starting out that's fine too. Strong hatesmanship doesn't happen overnight. Sometimes it takes generations to get it right. I'm giving a little talk tomorrow about liberty, freedom, and happiness and why YOU are the only one who deserves it. You should stop by!


  • poodlemasterb16_ESO
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    LOL. My Dunmer:

    PenGunTalisker.jpg

    I have almost the exact same beard and stash.
  • Evaflys
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    The Trustworthiness of Beards Chart just for you!!

    http://darkerview.com/darkview/uploads/Misc/TrustyBeard.jpg
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    Nord Traitor - For the Covenant!
    Esa Wolfsbane - VR16 Nord Templar
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    Elsanna Spell-Singer - VR16 Breton Sorceror
    Cornelia Scipionis Alexia - VR 3 Imperial Dragonknight
  • yelloweyedemon
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    Khazaad wrote: »
    I've included an image to help pioneer this effort
    u4WID08l.jpg

    I would agree with your post had I NOT scroll down. At least they are alive bro!
  • Khazaad
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    Thanks for stopping by. Allow me to better introduce you! @poodlemasterb16_ESO‌!

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    Everybody check your pockets. We got an infiltrater!


  • poodlemasterb16_ESO
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    Khazaad wrote: »
    Thanks for stopping by. Allow me to better introduce you! @poodlemasterb16_ESO‌!

    BriVf8w.jpg

    Everybody check your pockets. We got an infiltrater!


    You liked my Vampire witch. This is my Fire Mage and guess what he is for. ;)

    Wearing the 3 light 2 medium 2 heavy config. All fire and ... well more fire actually. He can wander around in lava for a long time. I like the Kajiit Flame Staff.

    I make all my own gear, the witch you liked made his light and medium as well as the staff.
  • Nazon_Katts
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    Proof of all pointy eared and bearded beings being evil:

    MirrorSpock.jpg

    Naturally, all me Mer are bearded. Don't want to be confused with a drizzit or legolas, now do we?! Man, man, man, man, manly Mer! Wear beards!
    "You've probably figured that out by now. Let's hope so. Or we're in real trouble... and out come the intestines. And I skip rope with them!"
  • Khazaad
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    Yeah but this is clearly a bearded elf hate thread and you're quite definitively a bearded elf. People will think I'm soft if I jus let you walk around like that!

    I got an image to uphold @poodlemasterb16_ESO‌
  • theroyalestpythonnub18_ESO
    I feel compelled to point out that mirror Spock wasn't necessarily evil.... just cruelly logical.
  • Rosanna_Foxfire
    TES elves have always had beards.
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