Not sure if this the right category for this, but I think we need an evil companion - a vampire assassin from the Dark Brotherhood who loves it when you do "evil" acts or choose morally "dark" conversation choices. We keep getting thieves or mages with a heart of gold. I want someone who enjoys it when I use the Blade of Woe on someone, who giggles when I steal, who smiles and nods when I kill livestock. I want a companion who watches me feed on a baby in a crib and then offers advice on how to get the fangs in at a better angle. I want EeeeVeeeLLL... as in the Froo-iits of the Deeeeevveeeelll.