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What is your favorite NPC line in the game?
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VindictiveRidge✭✭✭"The skins of those you love shall fly as my banners." - Molag Bal
I and my circle of friends agree that as threats go, that one rates quite highly.7 -
DarkStrifeYT✭✭✭I TOLD YOU KINDLEPITCH IS HIGHLY EXPOSIV- AHH!
i loved it so much i got it on video.
https://youtube.com/shorts/TlFJoV9-HSw?si=meQehsPIO-oXYAaS
Edited by DarkStrifeYT on March 30, 2026 1:43PMI am dark strife. Khajiit since arena... ya know when they were humans... with face paint... still khajiit only all games...4 -
onyxorb✭✭✭✭Sane? That's in the north isn't it?
Best line ever, said by Cadwell from the Coldharbor questline.
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After one of his dialogues, you ask him:
Are you insane?
His reply is:
"Sane? That's in the north, isn't it? I don't believe I've had the pleasure."3 -
Ordinator199✭✭"What will you do now?" - because my characters want to know what will 1000 random npcs delve quest givers will do next.1
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barney2525✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Main Quest - Abner Tharn responding to the statement of his family wanting to kill him
" I have that effect on people. Especially my family "
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logarifmik✭✭✭✭✭
✭VindictiveRidge wrote: »"The skins of those you love shall fly as my banners." - Molag Bal
I and my circle of friends agree that as threats go, that one rates quite highly.
Agreed! That's probably the best threat I ever heard.EU PC: @logarifmik | Languages: Русский, English
Dimitri Frernis | Breton Sorcerer | Damage Dealer | Daggerfall Covenant
Scales-of-Ice | Argonian Warden | Tank / Healer | Daggerfall Covenant2 -
AlnilamE✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭VindictiveRidge wrote: »"The skins of those you love shall fly as my banners." - Molag Bal
I and my circle of friends agree that as threats go, that one rates quite highly.
That is my favourite dolmen ending.INCINERATION BEETLES!
"I am the Blessed Crucible. You are nothing."
"The planemeld is as majestic as it is terrible. Well, mostly just terrible."
I love the dialogue in White Gold Tower.
Heem-Jas' lines in Ruins of Mazzatun are great as well.The Moot Councillor4 -
zaria✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭This khajiit weapon trader in hollow city:
its kind of an non recorded quest for her and the dumer lady.
This argonian in Hews bane who don't like the witches festival
Grinding just make you go in circles.
Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.2 -
Esha76✭✭✭✭✭Saw this post and thought about the forum signature I've had all these years:
Also love the "Where's my pig!?!?" from Jester's Festival as well as the Khajit: "...his meaty-ness King Jorunn!"Edited by Esha76 on March 30, 2026 7:06PM"There is no moisture in your angry stares." - Laughs-at-All
"I don't know why I bother guarding you horrible people." - Orama Sadas
"Scales here is about to have a really bad day..." - Valeric
"Just tell me what you're doing here before I turn your heart into a tomato..." - Sereyne
"Break those rocks! Dig those ditches! Why??? Because I want you to!!!" - Ifriz the Unraveller
"There are worse masters than I. Far worse." - Molag Bal
"I humiliated the Daedra in Mehrunes Spite." - You, when turning in a specific Undaunted Daily.
"I'm not finding YOU very pleasant!" - Adla the Brewer
"Old Ri'hirr likes his birds slow and stupid!" - Old Ri'hirr
"When things get dirty... Oh, I get so flustered." - Meredil the Archivist
"Too many Argonians about these days..." - Davon's Watch Guard back at launch (though I think this one has been removed from game)1 -
MjolnirVilkas✭✭✭✭"Look here, it's that fancy sob that was in our camp. Hey, fancy man, fallen on any swords lately? Saying we shouldn't help the Dunmer? Like a Nord would ever turn down a fight."Sick liaisons raised this monumental mark
The sun sets forever over Blackwater Park1 -
AScarlato✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭"I am the canvas upon which they paint their dreams and resentments." - Sotha Sil3 -
ArchangelIsraphel✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Jester King Emeric: "I was speaking to our subjects, not you, you man-sized ham!"
My partner and I are guild officers, and we've taken to shouting this at each other in discord whenever we accidentally interrupt one another during raid calls xD Always gets a laugh out of our gulides, lol.
PC l NA
Legends never die
They're written down in eternity
But you'll never see the price it costs
The scars collected all their lives
When everything's lost, they pick up their hearts and avenge defeat
Before it all starts, they suffer through harm just to touch a dream
Oh, pick yourself up, 'cause
Legends never die3 -
sjansenb16_ESO✭✭✭Zerith-var: "At last. The shores are free from this terror you call … mudcrab."
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cyclonus11✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭ArchangelIsraphel wrote: »Jester King Emeric: "I was speaking to our subjects, not you, you man-sized ham!"
My partner and I are guild officers, and we've taken to shouting this at each other in discord whenever we accidentally interrupt one another during raid calls xD Always gets a laugh out of our gulides, lol.
"My kingdom for a scroll of frost!"
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LootAllTheStuff✭✭✭✭✭AetherialXL wrote: »Cadwell the very first time you see him in the wailing prison. "one fine day in the middle of the night two dead kings got up to fight, back to back they faced each other drew bows and stabbed them selves'' its a classic.
That's an oldie, so I'm not surprised John Cleese knew it. Not sure who originated it though. The original was "drew their swords and shot one another", but that only makes sense if you're running NB
(See note below)"The Divines gave you a nose for a reason, Tharn. So you can keep your mouth shut and still keep breathing." - Lyris
The one I like is, "You must be the ugliest princess I've ever rescued from a tower, Tharn." Also when she punches him for lying - actions often speak louder than words!
ETA Note: I hadn't realised just quite how old this rhyme actually is. See this substack post for details.
Edited by LootAllTheStuff on March 30, 2026 9:20PM3 -
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✭✭I was reminded of this one after the King Boar fight.
"Help yourself to some apples" The dry irony the voice actor delivers <chef's kiss>3 -
Dojohoda✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭I haven't heard my favorite one in years so I suppose it was removed.Fan of playing magblade since 2015. (PC NA)
Might be joking in comments.
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Dojohoda✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭SilverBride wrote: »
I couldn't remember the exact wording and did a quick search and it's the first comment in the quote below. The comment was made by guards as one walked past them."If you want to lose 10 lbs of ugly fat, I'll gladly chop off your head"
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"If I want your opinion.. I'll give it to you"
Fan of playing magblade since 2015. (PC NA)
Might be joking in comments.
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i have 2 favorites from sharp (because both are tied as my favorite) .
-when i interact with m'aiq the liar
-when i polymorph into a skeleton
i can't do the dialogue justice so i won't try.Edited by LuC1ll3atTh3Wh33L on March 31, 2026 3:31PMYou've had nature explained to you and you're bored with it, you've had the living body explained to you and you're bored with it, you've had the universe explained to you and you're bored with it, so now you want cheap thrills and, like, plenty of them....
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✭✭✭LuC1ll3atTh3Wh33L wrote: »i have 2 favorites from sharp (because both are tied as my favorite) .
-when i interact with m'aiq the liar
-when i polymorph into a skeleton
i can't do the dialogue justice so i won't try.
I haven't run into Ma'iq in ages. I love when they have very specific reactions like that for companions (such as Ember liking a cat pet.)0 -
cyclonus11✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭LuC1ll3atTh3Wh33L wrote: »i have 2 favorites from sharp (because both are tied as my favorite) .
-when i interact with m'aiq the liar
-when i polymorph into a skeleton
i can't do the dialogue justice so i won't try.
Oh yeah, the skeleton polymorph one is a favorite
"Heheh. Can you imagine people's reactions if we could both do that?"1
