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An open letter on the current state of fashion in Tamriel
Mizeov
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It has come to my attention that with the release of the warrior wave crown crates a grave oversight has been committed.
A sea-themed collection of shiny goodies has been released and yet an ostentatious and sizeably overlarge admirals hat is conspicuously absent leaving bare the spot on Argonian Rear Admiral Eats-The-Gluestick's head.
The side-to-side bicorne of Napoleon
The fore-to-aft bicorne of British admiralty
The Pith Helmet
The Bearskin
THE ICONIC UMBRELLA HAT
So many potential options and it came to naught(ical). So close to perfection and missed the mark. I will just have to put the cavalier hat back on (which is admittedly a great hat) until this grievance is rectified.
Good day ZOS
Good day
A sea-themed collection of shiny goodies has been released and yet an ostentatious and sizeably overlarge admirals hat is conspicuously absent leaving bare the spot on Argonian Rear Admiral Eats-The-Gluestick's head.
The side-to-side bicorne of Napoleon
The fore-to-aft bicorne of British admiralty
The Pith Helmet
The Bearskin
THE ICONIC UMBRELLA HAT
So many potential options and it came to naught(ical). So close to perfection and missed the mark. I will just have to put the cavalier hat back on (which is admittedly a great hat) until this grievance is rectified.
Good day ZOS
Good day
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rockDokRock✭✭✭AbsoluIt has come to my attention that with the release of the warrior wave crown crates a grave oversight has been committed.
A sea-themed collection of shiny goodies has been released and yet an ostentatious and sizeably overlarge admirals hat is conspicuously absent leaving bare the spot on Argonian Rear Admiral Eats-The-Gluestick's head.
The side-to-side bicorne of Napoleon
The fore-to-aft bicorne of British admiralty
The Pith Helmet
The Bearskin
THE ICONIC UMBRELLA HAT
So many potential options and it came to naught(ical). So close to perfection and missed the mark. I will just have to put the cavalier hat back on (which is admittedly a great hat) until this grievance is rectified.
Good day ZOS
Good day
Absolutely.
On an unrelated note my character "Elvish Presley" has noted a distinct last of sequen jumpsuits available. He's pretty shook up about it. Got the sideburns already though.Edited by rockDokRock on March 19, 2026 11:31PM3 -
Mizeov✭✭rockDokRock wrote: »AbsoluIt has come to my attention that with the release of the warrior wave crown crates a grave oversight has been committed.
A sea-themed collection of shiny goodies has been released and yet an ostentatious and sizeably overlarge admirals hat is conspicuously absent leaving bare the spot on Argonian Rear Admiral Eats-The-Gluestick's head.
The side-to-side bicorne of Napoleon
The fore-to-aft bicorne of British admiralty
The Pith Helmet
The Bearskin
THE ICONIC UMBRELLA HAT
So many potential options and it came to naught(ical). So close to perfection and missed the mark. I will just have to put the cavalier hat back on (which is admittedly a great hat) until this grievance is rectified.
Good day ZOS
Good day
Absolutely.
On an unrelated note my character "Elvish Presley" has noted a distinct last of sequen jumpsuits available. He's pretty shook up about it. Got the sideburns already though.
As much as we stan Elvish Presley have you considered a DK in the carnival outfit and dwarven goggles named Meltin' John5