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Update 49 Maintenance

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As there's been no sign of diversion or even official patch notes yet, I had to consult with Gemini about what to expect.

**The unofficial Natch Potes:
The hamsters have their work cut out for them because:
1) Dragonknights are "Pure" now: All Poison damage has been converted back to Flame damage. The hamsters have to recalibrate the physics engine so the entire population of Belkarth doesn't accidentally set the floor on fire.
2) Mounts for Gold: They’re currently lugging 16 new horse models into the stablemaster's inventories.
3) Furnishing Limits: They are literally moving walls in every player house to accommodate the increased slot counts.

And if anyone asks, here's the official gear check for the Hamster Team:
**The "Overclocked Rodent"
5-Piece Set: Jailbreaker * Bonus: They gain Minor Expedition at all times. Since they are running in circles for an eternity, that 10% movement speed bonus is the only thing keeping the North American Megaserver from falling behind the European one.
3-Piece Set: Endurance * Bonus: Massive Health Recovery. When the servers start smoking at 14:00 UTC, they need that passive tick of health to survive the friction burns from the wheel.
Monster Set: Engine Guardian
Bonus: It occasionally summons a Dwarven Sphere that restores Stamina. Whenever a hamster hits "the wall" during the Update 49 deployment, the sphere pops out to inject some high-grade Dwemer caffeine directly into their tiny veins. Mythic Item: Gaze of Sithis
Bonus: It gives them zero Block Mitigation but massive Health and Armor. Why? Because these hamsters never block. They only run. They have accepted their fate in the Void of the server rack.
Favourite NPC: Wine-For-All
Mostly PC-EU , with a lonely little guy on NA.
  • TX12001rwb17_ESO
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    Patch Notes were out before you even made this thread, I read them like half an hour ago.

    https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/689473/update-49-live-patch-notes-all-platforms#latest
  • ghastley
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    Are those hamsters really trying to turn the wheel in opposite directions? That would explain a lot.
  • Bislobo
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    3) Furnishing Limits: They are literally moving walls in every player house to accommodate the increased slot counts.

    My Nieghbour however reading this...

    Redguard Dragonknight - Bislobo
    Orc Nightblade - Bislobø
    Redguard Sorcerer - Bisłobo
    Imperial Templar - Bíslobo
    Altmer Sorcerer - Bisløbo
  • SilverIce58
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    "Had to consult Gemini" you really didnt.
    PC - NA
    CP 1125
    Veric Blackwood - Breton Magsorc DC
    Xhiak-Qua'cthurus - Argonian Frost Warden EP
    Kujata-qa - Khajiit Magplar AD
    Suunleth-dar - Khajiit Stamblade AD
    Teldryn Antharys - Dunmer Flame DK EP
    Strikes-With-Venom - Argonian Poison DK EP
    Rur'san-ra - Khajiit WW Stamsorc AD
    Ilianos Solinar - Altmer Stamplar AD
    Iscah Silver-Heart - Reachman Magden DC
  • Xarc
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    dfg54dfg54dfg.jpg

    My DK waiting for the servers to open : 💀 "They promised me I would come back."

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    @xarcs FR-EU-PC -
    "Death is overrated", Xarc
    Xãrc -- breton necro - DC - AvA rank50
    Xarcus -- imperial DK - DC - AvA rank50 - pureclass DK
    Xärc -- breton NB - DC - AvA rank49 - pureclass NB
    Elnaa - breton NB - DC - AvA rank50 - healer
    Isilenil - Altmer NB - AD - AvA rank41 - pureclass NB
    Felisja - Bosmer NB - DC - AvA rank43 - pureclass NB
    Sarah Cénia - Bosmer DK - DC - AvA rank23
    Glàdys - redguard templar - DC - AvA rank40 - pureclass Templar
    Xaljaa - breton NB - now EP - AvA rank40
    Coquelìcot - breton NB - EP - AvA rank26
    + 10 other characters
    * in game: since April 2014
    * forum: since December 2014
  • LalMirchi
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    O please no AI slop. Surely posters can formulate something of their own making?
  • OutLaw_Nynx
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    I wish they would ban AI slop from the forums..
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