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The potato question

  • DinoZavr
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    No!
    Nice try, Khajiit, nice try.
    Still, a fast & sudden potato carbs gift won't take most of the honest Tamrielings off-guard.
    We surely know there is only one reason for a thievish Khajiiti to run as mad, and it is not a diarrhea B)
    When you are surprisingly baffled, and your hands are busy with a sudden potato, your pockets turn to be not actually yours, yes?
    And this is not a secret for the seasoned adventurers.

    edit: typo
    Edited by DinoZavr on December 20, 2025 4:10PM
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  • Syldras
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    No!
    Askys94 wrote: »
    yall going on the naughty list for making gift khajiit sad.

    What do we get for that? Maybe it's less dangerous than a possibly poisoned potato.
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  • Gabriel_H
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    Ewwwww ... there's fur on it!
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  • Blood_again
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    No!
    No!
    Well, actually yes, if only I'm ready to run full speed. Because I'm a Khajiit with a potato now.
  • Gingaroth
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    Yes :D
    I'll probably accept on impulse.
    If the Kajiit runs on, I'll check if there’s a town guard in pursuit, and if I can hide the potato somewhere nearby, as soon as I come to my senses.
  • Radiate77
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    No!
    We both know that potato is hot!
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