Where do you think all the Steam users have gone? (Wrong answers only).

xencthlu · September 13

Other

They were running around the Imperial City Sewers and then some PvPer with a real build used Ferocious Leap on them, which knocked them through the zone geometry into the void. If they just queued for Cyrodiil, they could escape!

AzuraFan · September 14

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They're helping Gabe Newell count his money. It's taking a long time.

IsharaMeradin · September 14

Other

They're dyslexic and now logging into Teams rather than Steam...

fizzybeef · September 14

Other

they quitted because the population of the game is dying like on concole

spartaxoxo · September 14

Other

They're in hiding because they don't want to be used to cook broccoli

moderatelyfatman · September 14

Steam players have fled on mass and are now playing ESO on Epic due to their.... epic launcher.

I can't believe no one wrote this one:

THEY'RE ALL PLAYING ELDER SCROLLS VI

ADarklore · September 14

Well, I first fled to SWTOR for awhile... and now I've fled to New World Aeternum, which I'm loving btw, but I was never on Steam... always played on ESO launcher. Always check back in here now and then to see if anything is worth returning for... so far... no.

Ttree · September 14

Playing other games as this one has gotten boring

Alinhbo_Tyaka · September 14

Other

They've gone off to increase the populations of other MMOs though a few, particularly in the EU, are probably still waiting in the login queue where they remain uncounted.

Zodiarkslayer · September 14

Other

They are busy beta testing the Elder Scrolls 6!

kevkj · September 14

Other

Many ESO players have developed deep relationships with each other and many of said relationships have been consummated in holy matrimony. They have less time for gaming now that they are responsible for the product of their relationship.

FurryCandyHearts · September 14

en masse ?

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/en masse

FurryCandyHearts · September 14

big furniture sale at betsons furniture store?

whitecrow · September 14

FurryCandyHearts wrote: »

big furniture sale at betsons furniture store?

Big Marty sells carpets cheaper.

tincanman · September 15

They are at war with Eurasia, they have always been at war with Eurasia.

tincanman · September 15

Like the dwemer before them, we can only say that they existed but cannot say for certain what took them from us; all that remains is their empty mansions and the fact that they both relied overmuch on steam.

tincanman · September 15

They shot the albatross (or were compelled to listen to the one who did):

He holds them with his glittering eye—
The steam players all stood still,
And listens like a three years' child:
The Mariner hath their will.

Yudo · September 15

Other

Steam Players loved the recent updates so much they put the game in a sleeve with the rest of the shinies.

katanagirl1 · 4:38AM

tincanman wrote: »

Like the dwemer before them, we can only say that they existed but cannot say for certain what took them from us; all that remains is their empty mansions and the fact that they both relied overmuch on steam.

I like all of these, they are well-played.

This one however, is a real good one, like double layered meaning.

Moonsorrow · 6:13AM

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Moved to other games. I 've seen so many fresh new players in other mmo games, especially 2 of them have a rising population, while there are 3 mmo games where people are moving away from, due to bad content, lack of content or just formulaic bad content.

ESO does not currently hold interest of many players. Content is not there and future does seem uncertain.

MISTFORMBZZZ · 2:03PM

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quitted