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Locally Sourced Food in Tamriel!
NoOneSpecial
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Gordon Ramsey: I have to say, that Salmon-Millet soup you made was excellent.
Sorcerer: Why, thank you! It's a special recipe from the capital of Western Skyrim.
Ramsey: The fish was very fresh.
Sorcerer: Yes, I caught it this morning, fishing in some foul water.
Ramsey: Come again?
Sorcerer: But really, it's a very simple dish. Just fish, millet, and tomatoes. Locally sourced.
Ramsey: Oh?
Sorcerer: Yes, from a place called Crypt of the Exiles.
[Gordon Ramsey pushes away his plate.]
Ramsey: Are you telling me the tomatoes and millet came from inside a place where they bury the dead?!
Sorcerer: Oh, yes. I do wonder who delivers fresh produce to ancient tombs. But there are always just crates and crates of them lying around.
[Ramsey's further comments omitted as they go beyond PG-13.]
Sorcerer: Why, thank you! It's a special recipe from the capital of Western Skyrim.
Ramsey: The fish was very fresh.
Sorcerer: Yes, I caught it this morning, fishing in some foul water.
Ramsey: Come again?
Sorcerer: But really, it's a very simple dish. Just fish, millet, and tomatoes. Locally sourced.
Ramsey: Oh?
Sorcerer: Yes, from a place called Crypt of the Exiles.
[Gordon Ramsey pushes away his plate.]
Ramsey: Are you telling me the tomatoes and millet came from inside a place where they bury the dead?!
Sorcerer: Oh, yes. I do wonder who delivers fresh produce to ancient tombs. But there are always just crates and crates of them lying around.
[Ramsey's further comments omitted as they go beyond PG-13.]
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TaSheen✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Heh. I can just hear his "later comments"....______________________________________________________
"But even in books, the heroes make mistakes, and there isn't always a happy ending." Mercedes Lackey, Into the West
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AcadianPaladin✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭My elf has never dropped a line in 'foul' waters. The salmon she uses for her wonderful salmon-millet soup comes only from fresh lakes rivers.
Edited to correct, thanks to @WhiteCoatSyndromeEdited by AcadianPaladin on February 5, 2025 9:14PMPC NA(no Steam), PvE, mostly solo1 -
Well, that's gonna go over about as well as a Valenwood salad bar.5 -
NoOneSpecial✭✭✭Next week: Abnur Tharn, Naryu Viryan, and High Kinlady Estre are the judges on 'The Great Betnikh Baking Show.'13
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VoxAdActa✭✭✭✭✭I love going through an ancient delve, snatching handfuls of apples and grain from every barrel and crate, only to find a skeleton with a note next to it that says something like "We're out of food and cannot survive in here much longer."8 -
allochthons✭✭✭✭✭Never, ever pick up the "pork" lying around in Imperial City Prison.She/They
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ZOS_KevinCommunity ManagerNoOneSpecial wrote: »Next week: Abnur Tharn, Naryu Viryan, and High Kinlady Estre are the judges on 'The Great Betnikh Baking Show.'
Okay, this is excellent. 10 out of 10 post.Community Manager for ZeniMax Online Studio and Elder Scrolls OnlineDev Tracker | Service Alerts | ESO Twitter9 -
AcadianPaladin✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Don't forget to show your appreciation to other players. . . .PC NA(no Steam), PvE, mostly solo2 -
WhiteCoatSyndrome✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭AcadianPaladin wrote: »My elf has never dropped a line in 'foul' waters. The salmon she uses for her wonderful salmon-millet soup comes only from fresh lakes.
You should request the Divine Prosecution to revoke her fishing license in that case as she’s clearly been misleading you. Salmon are river fish. 😉#proud2BAStarObsessedLoony
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✭My necromancer is a master cook, won't say how she sources her food but she is also a vampire3 -
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✭We had something disturbingly similar in one of the episodes of my country's version of Hell's Kitchen that went massively viral, where the owner of the restaurant turned down all refrigerators at night so they could afford the power bills. The showrunner started vomiting the second he realized he was served spoiled meat.
I am the very model of a scientist Salarian, I've studied species Turian, Asari, and Batarian.
I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology) because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology).
My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian, I am the very model of a Scientist Salarian.2 -
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✭✭✭✭✭WhiteCoatSyndrome wrote: »AcadianPaladin wrote: »My elf has never dropped a line in 'foul' waters. The salmon she uses for her wonderful salmon-millet soup comes only from fresh lakes.
You should request the Divine Prosecution to revoke her fishing license in that case as she’s clearly been misleading you. Salmon are river fish. 😉
Well.... except for the salmon (sockeye and atlantic) in Redfish lake in Idaho....______________________________________________________
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✭✭✭✭✭WhiteCoatSyndrome wrote: »AcadianPaladin wrote: »My elf has never dropped a line in 'foul' waters. The salmon she uses for her wonderful salmon-millet soup comes only from fresh lakes.
You should request the Divine Prosecution to revoke her fishing license in that case as she’s clearly been misleading you. Salmon are river fish. 😉
Well.... except for the salmon (sockeye and atlantic) in Redfish lake in Idaho....
Point to Idaho on the map of Tamriel and I will gladly call off the Justiciars.#proud2BAStarObsessedLoony
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