“Fixed an issue if you sprinted like whoa off of the ledge, you might miss the area that triggers the Red Eagle’s Flight achievement before you pancake on the ground. The designer’s petition to rename the achievement “Red Eagle’s Splat” was denied.”

I think enough of us have “sprinted like whoa” to our deaths. Please immortalize this patch note writing with a furnishing, a title, something. May I suggest a little bullseye ground object or circus-style water tank?