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Who stole your Sweetroll?

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Who stole your Sweetroll? 106 votes

Bastian
13%
DaiKahnPathParasaurolophusAstironmorrowjenArtim_XDebbycusredlink1979KMarbleHapexamendiosAinSophLugalduGrizzbeornRevJJ 14 votes
Ember
56%
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Isobel
17%
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Mirri
12%
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  • NeuroticPixels
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    Ember
    Idk what that means, so idk how to vote.

    Does it mean who makes me maddest?
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  • phaneub17_ESO
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    Isobel
    Idk what that means, so idk how to vote.

    Does it mean who makes me maddest?

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  • SeaGtGruff
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    It had to be either Bastian or Mirri, because I haven't met the other two Companions yet. And I can't believe Bastian would do such a thing, so it must have been Mirri!
    I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than me!
  • Grizzbeorn
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    Bastian
    It was Bastian.
    I know, because he gagged when he bit into it.

    It was actually a cheese Danish made to look like a sweetroll.

    Edited by Grizzbeorn on July 9, 2022 8:43AM
      PC/NA Warden Main
    • AinSoph
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      Bastian
      He's avoiding eye contact, vote him out.
    • MJ202
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      Arox the Mutilator. Not only did he steal it, he annialated it. I found crumbs, pieces, and frosting everywhere.
    • spartaxoxo
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      Ember
      I took this literally, so since Ember is the thief, she stole it.
    • bmnoble
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      "wipes frosting from the corner of mouth" Don't know I am still in the process of investigating.
    • seecodenotgames
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      Ember
      It was Pirharri who stole my sweet rolls, or maybe it was ember.

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    • Lugaldu
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      Bastian
      Who stole my sweetroll or who is my sweetroll?
      Most likely Bastian, but the role of sweetroll has already been taken by someone else.
    • NotaDaedraWorshipper
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      Ember
      I've no idea what this poll is about so I took it literally and the only 2 companions who are okay with stealing is Mirri and Ember, and out of them Ember seems to like to do stealing herself.
      [Lie] Of course! I don't even worship Daedra!
    • cyclonus11
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      Runs-With-Sweets
    • Drammanoth
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      Ember
      The cat. It's always those skooma-drugged, moon-sugar sniffing furballs...
    • Drammanoth
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      Ember
      I've no idea what this poll is about so I took it literally and the only 2 companions who are okay with stealing is Mirri and Ember, and out of them Ember seems to like to do stealing herself.
      It's just for fun, I guess :p

      let's play along then.
    • Syldras
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      I don't know any sweetroll thieves. Only a sweetroll killer. No, he didn't kill sweetrolls, that would be silly :p
      https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Online:The_Sweetroll_Killer
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    • francesinhalover
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      Isobel
      Ember crossed my mind first, but than i thought, she knows I know, she's a thief, so she would be the nr1 suspect.

      Mirri Is very skinny, so maybe she doesn't eat suggar that often, she also knows we might suspect her since she's ok with stealing.

      Bastian is boring.

      Isobel HOWEVER, she thinks WE think she is a perfect mary sue, no flaws , only perfection, so she knows we wouldn't suspect her.

      BUT HERE IS THE MAIN CLUE:
      We gain friendship points with isobel for...Crafting "sweet" food: +5 (1 hour cooldown)

      Edited by francesinhalover on July 9, 2022 4:52PM
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    • Carcamongus
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      Isobel
      It was Isobel. Not only does she like sweets, as already mentioned above, but if you look at her shirt, it looks as if she stuffed something there. A lot of something. She's quite skinny, but her casual clothes make her look like a mishappen Arnold Schwarzenegger. She's the culprit and she's hoarding the goods!
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    • morrowjen
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      Bastian
      Bastian. He pretends to be all goody goody but we've all seen those prison tats. Worse, he tried to blame an innocent khajiit and judging from the poll, I see many of you have fallen for those lies.

      Ember does not steal from me. Ember steals with me.
    • kevkj
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      Ember
      Ember crossed my mind first, but than i thought, she knows I know, she's a thief, so she would be the nr1 suspect.

      BUT HERE IS THE MAIN CLUE:
      We gain friendship points with isobel for...Crafting "sweet" food: +5 (1 hour cooldown)

      Very good, I suspect this is what OP means as well since they also voted Isobel. I was quick to judge Ember as a thief.
    • SammyKhajit
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      Pacrooti. It’s ALWAYS Pacrooti.
    • WiseSky
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      Ember
      Finally discussions worthy of our time :smiley:
    • oldbobdude
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      Isobel
      Let’s celebrate with something sweet.
    • DeltaForce64x
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      Mirri
      Mirri keep talking about her family and how big her people is, they are big family she trying to take a break from that life as she mentions time to time,

      so she stole it and ate it in a dark corner, and then acts like nothing happened, punishment is in order! :)
    • Scaletho
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      Ember
      Ember is the only companion capable of such funny shenanigans...
    • Jaimeh
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      Isobel
      Isobel because she likes sweet things a lot (she'd probably replace it with three afterwards though).
    • Tenthirty2
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      Isobel
      Isobel, most certainly.
      If I had a gold piece for every time she mentions wanting to look for a sweets shoppe I'd never have to trade again :D
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    • Hapexamendios
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      Bastian
      I framed Bastian.
    • MasterSpatula
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      RNGesus stole my sweetroll then gave two of them to someone who wasn't even farming for sweetrolls.
      "A probable impossibility is preferable to an improbable possibility." - Aristotle
    • Crimsonwolf666
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      Isobel
      I would have said Ember at first. She's a thief and Khajiit like sweet stuff....but that Isobel. Everytime I make sweetrolls or honeynut treats she gets a tad bit crazy for them lol. Definitely her!
    • Michae
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      Ember
      Of course it's the Khajiit, they are gluttons for sweets. No, I'm not racist, why do you ask?
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