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screw you high elves....

aldlv13
aldlv13
and your massive ego >:(
blademaster owyn had the right of it
"Altmer. They act all high and mighty until you leave them in a pool of their own blood." -Blademaster Owyn
  • Lysistrata
    Screw you and your Blademaster's butthurt in the face of elven supremacy, now bow to me, mortal! : P
    Edited by Lysistrata on April 23, 2014 7:25PM
  • aldlv13
    aldlv13
    *casts a minor fireball* *watches as you esplode into gibblets* *laughs*

    morrowind logic for fighting high elves :)
    Edited by aldlv13 on April 23, 2014 10:25PM
    "Altmer. They act all high and mighty until you leave them in a pool of their own blood." -Blademaster Owyn
  • Pyatra
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    Come visit the Dominion, we have lush old growth forests, beautiful tropical beaches, and expansive safari land. Why go some where on vacation where you could freeze to death or the whole place erupts on you? The Dominion, where every day is a slice of heaven and every night is sinfully hot. Make your reservations today.
  • cisadanepajsuxrwb17_ESO
    How is it creatures of the lower races are even allowed to have a conversation with a High Elf?
  • Spriggen
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    Hey... Atleast us high elves will still be around during the events of TES:skyrim though we would have had to survive a few dozen wars. Oh and we would be quite old.
    Edited by Spriggen on April 25, 2014 7:16PM
  • Nox_Aeterna
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    How is it creatures of the lower races are even allowed to have a conversation with a High Elf?

    Blame the queen for allowing them to think they are important.

    Now just come here and think we listen to their squabbling.

    Preposterous!
    "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
    -Hanlon's razor
  • cubansyrusb16_ESO
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    Now, now all bow down, for Orc's are the master race and all shall cower before our mighty stature.
  • tangorn
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    Pyatra wrote: »
    Come visit the Dominion, we have lush old growth forests, beautiful tropical beaches, and expansive safari land. Why go some where on vacation where you could freeze to death or the whole place erupts on you? The Dominion, where every day is a slice of heaven and every night is sinfully hot. Make your reservations today.

    Traveling is great, you can visit new places, meet new elves, and kill them...
  • ShadowGanon
    Silly Mer and men do you not realize that it is the Dunmeri people who are the most cultured? The only force to beat us was our own mountain. While the rest of you got put in your places by each incarnation of the Empire, we the proud Dunmer stood strong and made it painfully clear that only through castigation and the acceptance of there lower status that we were convinced to join those silly little clubs that were called 'empires'.
  • seanolan
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    This one loves Altmer. They tastes like capon.
  • Eris
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    That's the spirit! I'll take any of the Covenant races over a prissy little dandelion eater any day.
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  • PBpsy
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    What a bunch of pointy eared meadow frolicking milk drinkers .
    Silly Mer and men do you not realize that it is the Dunmeri people who are the most cultured? The only force to beat us was our own mountain. While the rest of you got put in your places by each incarnation of the Empire, we the proud Dunmer stood strong and made it painfully clear that only through castigation and the acceptance of there lower status that we were convinced to join those silly little clubs that were called 'empires'.

    Exactly.
    Edited by PBpsy on April 29, 2014 5:22AM
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  • Censorious
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    Reported for racial abuse.
    Edited by Censorious on April 29, 2014 5:24AM
    'Clever' sigs get old real fast - just like this one.
  • xramirez535b14_ESO
    I'm so tall as a High Elf though <3.
  • aldlv13
    aldlv13
    Censorious wrote: »
    Reported for racial abuse.

    im going to assume that's a joke

    also i have to say i didnt expect such funny comments on this thread lol gj guys keep it up
    "Altmer. They act all high and mighty until you leave them in a pool of their own blood." -Blademaster Owyn
  • Jadakin
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    I'm sorry. I can't hear you. I'm too busy contemplating important matters that the Bosmer and Khajiit couldn't understand if they got the audio book version.
  • Artemiisia
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    im the worst kind of High Elf, im a high elf vampire sorcerer :D muahhh haaaa
  • Jadakin
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    edited- I tried to make a funny. Isn't really that funny in retrospect.
    Edited by Jadakin on May 1, 2014 6:28PM
  • Jeremy
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    Not all High Elves are like this :)
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