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Please: Scamp Deconstruction Assistant

Tethilia
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Among all of the creatures in the Elder Scrolls, only one being is truly suited for the role of breaking down equipment. From the fires of the Deadlands, where Ash Titans rain terror down from the skies, and Daedric monsters fight in eternal combat, comes the humble brown scamp. "You break bones! I break stuff! Best Team!"

Please, consider a Daedric scamp as a Deconstruction Assistant because it would be the perfect companion. He won't help you fight, because your enemies would be too terrified of him. But he will help you BREAK AND SMASH the enemies stuff just to show them how great you actually are. He can even chew a whole sword with his teeth alledgedly. While he isn't smashing your opponents codpiece against the wall while screaming like a hyperactive toddler, he can life coach you with the spirit of ambition and greatness that you actually are.

Since we have a backpack scamp that is blue, maybe a brown assistant? That way you can have a purple brown and blue scamp out all at the same time if you want. My name suggestion is Flarpok, but maybe Mikget could fill the role on his quest for poetry?

Finally a Ruinach would make for a neat Armory assistant, and Clanfears would be cool mounts.
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    Dwemer - a cubic one, maybe kind of like wall-e, with an emote activation from a small brass cube/polygon. Lots of steam and gears and levers and rainbows and sparkles like a portable psijiic factory.

    That's what a deconstruction assistant should be.

    Instead we have Miss Bland from accounts.
  • Tethilia
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    Oh and the Dremora Butler from Skyrim would make a cool Banker.
  • Tethilia
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    A Dwemer or Clockwork one would be cool.
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