M'aiq Secret Message, help translate bad handwriting

Aliyavana · September 2021

The new M'aiq the liar houseguest has a paper he holds with cursive handwriting. I am having trouble reading it, can someone help me? Also for anyone interested, his dialogue has been listed here at the bottom of the page

https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Online:M'aiq_the_Liar

Nirntrotter · September 2021

This may very well be just squiggles.

Aliyavana · September 2021

nvm, someone stated that it was just a signed contract furnishing that he was holding, it is not unique

SilverBride · September 2021

I thought I could pick out a few words here and there. I think he said something about cake in the 3rd line from the bottom.

dinokstrunz · September 2021

Must be a thin piece of paper, look at those claws! They've gone straight through.

RaddlemanNumber7 · September 2021

The claw on his right thumb is pointing at the word "plot".

I always knew he was up to no good.

UglyTriangle · September 2021

Something to do with calipers.

SeaGtGruff · September 2021

It's all lies, every word of it!

phaneub17_ESO · September 2021

It's an assassination order written in code, it has been a long time waiting for this moment. He needs to strike soon before he realizes he is infatuated with the target, but the opportunity keeps slipping through his fingers.

Lonestryder · September 2021

Looks like hastily signed signatures or initials...perhaps the dev team members?

aaisoaho · September 2021

I think it is an elder scroll and now I'm blind. Thank you.

runa_gate · September 2021

I've seen that before, but it's usually 1/10th the resolution, always wanted to see it clearly

Lumsdenml · September 2021

Everyone knows that M'aiq is actually Lorkhan...

SeaGtGruff · September 2021

Aliyavana wrote: »

nvm, someone stated that it was just a signed contract furnishing that he was holding, it is not unique

When interacted with while he's reading the signed contract:

"M'aiq saw this on the desk and thought it was his. He did not mean to read through your personal papers. M'aiq promises he will never do this again!"

Aliyavana · September 2021

SeaGtGruff wrote: »

Aliyavana wrote: »

nvm, someone stated that it was just a signed contract furnishing that he was holding, it is not unique

When interacted with while he's reading the signed contract:

"M'aiq saw this on the desk and thought it was his. He did not mean to read through your personal papers. M'aiq promises he will never do this again!"

liar

deleted221106-002999 · September 2021

Isn't that a first draft of one of Maiq's vanishingly rare commentaries promising to fix the servers on pc:eu?

I'm pretty sure that's a '108' half-obscured by the left hand digit six lines down. I may be mistaken but I think I can also make out "...crown store..." and possibly "we're killing it" towards the end.

There was probably a lot of skooma-smoke in the air when it was drafted, judging by the brown colour of the parchment.

Fascinating.

Roztlin45 · September 2021

Reganald, while.you were away and your wife had kittens.....I understand the plot on my life it is wrong. However I asked you I never soiled her or her honor. The kittens do not bare my resemblance. Maiq the...

OutLaw_Nynx · September 2021

aaisoaho wrote: »

I think it is an elder scroll and now I'm blind. Thank you.

Best comment lol

Sheezabeast · September 2021

Maiq has found the fabled natch potes

Saxhleel · September 2021

M'aiq is actually the Godhead. This is him telling us that the Tribunal are false gods.

ZOS_Adrikoth · September 2021

aaisoaho wrote: »

I think it is an elder scroll and now I'm blind. Thank you.

DaiKahn · September 2021

Confirmed: M'aiq is a Doctor

That piece of paper is the furnishing signed contract and not necessarily related to M'aiq