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Can I please slap my companion?

FlopsyPrince
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Mirri for griping about catching a bug that flew in front of a resource.

Bastion for standing in the way and asking how he can help?
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  • Everest_Lionheart
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    Both of them for roll dodging into stupid…
  • Nomadic_Atmoran
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    For yelling at me about blocking while simultaneously not blocking and forcing me to continuously heal them.
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  • Zephiran23
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    Or either of them for telling me combat is over when the dragon is quite definitely not dead, just flying overhead instead of on the ground.
  • wishlist14
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    Bastian for getting excited when I harvest ' stinkhorn'. 😲
  • Gythral
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    Both of them for roll dodging into stupid…

    or out past the reset range!
    “Be as a tower, that, firmly set,
    Shakes not its top for any blast that blows!”
    Dante Alighieri, The Divine Comedy
  • DinoZavr
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    if this ever implemented there would be no silent place on Nirn.
    everywhere you go there would be only SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!!! :D
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  • Zenzuki
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    Can you slap your Companion?

    I think it should be an Endeavour!
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    Worms EVERYWHERE!
  • fizl101
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    DinoZavr wrote: »
    if this ever implemented there would be no silent place on Nirn.
    everywhere you go there would be only SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!!! :D

    It would sound like a flip flop race
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  • Hapexamendios
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    You could always strive for permanent banishment. I did and am less irritated for it.
  • Athan1
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    Why pay money for these pets? idgi :D
    Athan Atticus Imperial Templar of Shezarr
  • Lady_Galadhiel
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    If you don't like your companions,don't use them,it is that simple.
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  • Everest_Lionheart
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    If you don't like your companions,don't use them,it is that simple.

    They are actually quite good until you try to solo any vet content. Then they look like look like a fresh healer or tank straight out of Coldharbour. Losing taunt, standing in stupid, forgetting to heal. We just did this on normal Mirri, the monsters only got a few extra HP, keep it together please 🤣
  • wishlist14
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    If you don't like your companions,don't use them,it is that simple.

    They are actually quite good until you try to solo any vet content. Then they look like look like a fresh healer or tank straight out of Coldharbour. Losing taunt, standing in stupid, forgetting to heal. We just did this on normal Mirri, the monsters only got a few extra HP, keep it together please 🤣

    I think OP meant for this to be humourus...just a bit of fun 😂😉😊
  • Fennwitty
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    Zenzuki wrote: »
    Can you slap your Companion?

    I think it should be an Endeavour!

    Weekly Endeavor
    Slap any summoned companion 200 times.
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  • CSose
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    Can I please have the ability to slap the companions of others? Seriously. They get in the way.
  • Fennwitty
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    CSose wrote: »
    Can I please have the ability to slap the companions of others? Seriously. They get in the way.

    Note how I worded the above Endeavor :wink:
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  • vms11934
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    I would like to slap your companions too, just for existing.
  • TheImperfect
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    I hope we aren't all like this in real life, unfortunately I do have moments when I feel like slapping people silly.
  • Grizzbeorn
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    Gythral wrote: »
    Both of them for roll dodging into stupid…

    or out past the reset range!

    OMG, she does this to me every time at the first boss in Arx Corinium.

    But, to be fair, I COULD, *someday*, remember to switch her to greatsword from bow for that fight.
    Edited by Grizzbeorn on August 19, 2021 7:57PM
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    • FlopsyPrince
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      Fennwitty wrote: »
      Zenzuki wrote: »
      Can you slap your Companion?

      I think it should be an Endeavour!

      Weekly Endeavor
      Slap any summoned companion 200 times.

      ...within 5 seconds of them doing something stupid or really annoying...
      Edited by FlopsyPrince on August 19, 2021 11:00PM
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    • Sheezabeast
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      I would never slap Bastian....unless it was on his bum. He's a thicc boi.
      Grand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!
    • LadyLethalla
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      Adventuring in Coldharbour, Bastian says that line about how the Divines really must have been inspired "when they made this place"... Seriously?!
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    • Luke_Flamesword
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      Oh, that's a great idea! Slaping should be implemented as option to tune down frequency of companions dialogs. When companion is saying anything and you want that specific line to occur less often - you have 30 seconds to slap companion into face. For every slap you tune down frequency by 5%

      It would be sa great option to customize your companion :D

      Bastian's face will be red every time when we are in the city :D
      Edited by Luke_Flamesword on August 20, 2021 9:37AM
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