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Midyear Mayhem right around the corner

Togal
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We pvpers are gonna eat you casuals up like tofu, cry all you want I can't wait to spank you boys *grabs popcorn*
  • beer781993
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    When will it be? Sry too lazy to google 😅
  • Togal
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    beer781993 wrote: »
    When will it be? Sry too lazy to google 😅

    I think on the 24th, I could be wrong.
  • beer781993
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    Togal wrote: »
    beer781993 wrote: »
    When will it be? Sry too lazy to google 😅

    I think on the 24th, I could be wrong.

    Nice! Ty
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    Oh good, because Cyrodiil performance has never been better...
    So they raised the floor and lowered the ceiling. Except the ceiling has spikes in it now and the floor is also lava.
  • bmnoble
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    Hope you don't get stuck in the queue and miss out on all your fun.
  • VaxtinTheWolf
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    That's assuming they even bother acknowledging it exists.
    || AD - Rah'Jiin Lv50 Khajiit Nightblade (Damage) || EP - Generic Argonian Lv50 Argonian Nightblade (Tank) || DC - Zinkotsu Lv50 Breton Nightblade (Healer) ||
    || DC - Ja'Kiro Feral-Heart Lv50 Khajiit Dragonknight (Damage) || EP - VaxtinTheWolf Lv50 Redguard Templar (Tank) || AD - Velik Iranis Lv50 Dark Elf Sorcerer (Tank ) ||
    || EP - Einvarg The Frozen Lv50 Nord Warden (Tank/Healer) || EP - Keem-Ja Lv4 Argonian Necromancer (Healer/Tank) ||
    PC - North American Server (Champion 1300+)
  • joerginger
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    That's assuming they even bother acknowledging it exists.

    They sure do. That annoying event has always run twice in recent years. :(
  • Lady_Galadhiel
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    This is why I started doing IC and Cyrodiil quests already on several characters,so I have don't have to bother with going anywhere the first few days and can just turn them in.
    Total ESO playtime: 8325 hours
    ESO plus status: Cancelled
    ESO currently uninstalled.
  • OlumoGarbag
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    inb4 locked
    class representative for the working class, non-cp, bwb and Trolling
  • Celephantsylvius_Bornasfinmo
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    Togal wrote: »
    We pvpers are gonna eat you casuals up like tofu, cry all you want I can't wait to spank you boys *grabs popcorn*

    No you are going to get eaten by lag and spat out like Tofu. The server's gonna make us all cry, just you wait ;)
    (Jokes)
    Edited by Celephantsylvius_Bornasfinmo on June 20, 2021 1:37PM
  • JamieAubrey
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    Togal wrote: »
    We pvpers are gonna eat you casuals up like tofu, cry all you want I can't wait to spank you boys *grabs popcorn*

    If we can get past the 200+ queues

    Why do they have to flock the the campaigns where THEY WILL be killed on sight and then complain on the forums they can't do the quests
  • Alucardo
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    Togal wrote: »
    We pvpers are gonna eat you casuals up like tofu, cry all you want I can't wait to spank you boys *grabs popcorn*

    If by casuals you mean the pvers, I'd like to ask you.. have you ever been ganged up by a group of pvers before? They hit hard, and it's going to be even worse with damage being so nuts. So yeah, good luck with that. With queues, crappy performance, and ball groups shutting you down I think you'll be the one crying. I know I sure will.
  • Bobby_V_Rockit
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    Hehe, stage 4 vampire go brrrr!
  • Ergele
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    might come back just for this lol
  • jssriot
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    The only hope the "casuals" have against "hardcore" players who rely on automation/macros and builds that are nothing but stacking buffs is their sheer numbers. As a pvp'er who is tired of this BS, I'll be cheering the "casuals" on.
    PC-NA since 2015. Tired and unimpressed.
  • Ackwalan
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    If you just want to get reward boxes, make a new character now. Getting reward boxes at level 10 is much faster them at 50.
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    Hurbster wrote: »
    Oh good, because Cyrodiil performance has never been better...

    Excellent example of Irony. I look forward to MYM very much but all you can ever do is the dailies.

  • paulychan
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    I dont even want the quests. I just want to bomb the pretty people
  • orion_1981usub17_ESO
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    My nightblade can't wait to put on that sweet sweet vicious death that I haven't used since it was buffed by weapon damage scaling. It really interesting that stam has better dmg potential with the set than magicka.
  • SeaGtGruff
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    Togal wrote: »
    We pvpers are gonna eat you casuals up like tofu, cry all you want I can't wait to spank you boys *grabs popcorn*

    I'm looking forward to it! The event, not the being eaten like tofu. Not that I'm afraid to get killed by other players, but I'll try to avoid it if I can. :)
    I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than me!
  • Supertonicbaker
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    Togal wrote: »
    We pvpers are gonna eat you casuals up like tofu, cry all you want I can't wait to spank you boys *grabs popcorn*

    Oh no… Please gods nooooo!! I.. wait a minute, I never participate in this event anyways. Never mind then, have fun with the other tofu!
  • tonyblack
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    That's assuming they even bother acknowledging it exists.

    It’s last even to get new personality, so yes it will trigger a lot of players
  • kargen27
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    Togal wrote: »
    We pvpers are gonna eat you casuals up like tofu, cry all you want I can't wait to spank you boys *grabs popcorn*

    Must be a sad existence that you need an event that brings inexperienced PvPrs to the zone so you can get a few kills each year. Players that are good at PvP tend to leave the players doing quests alone.
    and then the parrot said, "must be the water mines green too."
  • FrancisCrawford
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    Togal wrote: »
    We pvpers are gonna eat you casuals up like tofu, cry all you want I can't wait to spank you boys *grabs popcorn*

    Not me, at least not very much. I already have my dailies done. Got farmed a few times when doing the IC ones. I never fought back. I hope the PvPers enjoyed that.

    I have 60 50-crystal geodes stashed way from previous versions of the event, which seems like enough to hold me for a while. I do have one character left who isn't Rank 6 in the skill lines, so maybe I'll take her into it for a bit. Mayyyybe I'll do something other than repair walls. :D
    Edited by FrancisCrawford on June 20, 2021 4:39PM
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    kargen27 wrote: »
    Togal wrote: »
    We pvpers are gonna eat you casuals up like tofu, cry all you want I can't wait to spank you boys *grabs popcorn*

    Must be a sad existence that you need an event that brings inexperienced PvPrs to the zone so you can get a few kills each year. Players that are good at PvP tend to leave the players doing quests alone.

    Give him a break. He spends the rest of the year getting rolled up by everyone, this is the one chance to win a fight.
  • nukk3r
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    Togal wrote: »
    We pvpers are gonna eat you casuals up like tofu, cry all you want I can't wait to spank you boys *grabs popcorn*

    Until you meet a real PvP'er who claps you in 2 seconds.
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    kargen27 wrote: »
    Togal wrote: »
    We pvpers are gonna eat you casuals up like tofu, cry all you want I can't wait to spank you boys *grabs popcorn*

    Must be a sad existence that you need an event that brings inexperienced PvPrs to the zone so you can get a few kills each year. Players that are good at PvP tend to leave the players doing quests alone.

    All's fair in love and war. I'm usually on the getting-killed end of things, but I'm not going to cry over spilt milk blood, even if it's my own blood. :)
    I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than me!
  • FrancisCrawford
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    My nightblade can't wait to put on that sweet sweet vicious death that I haven't used since it was buffed by weapon damage scaling. It really interesting that stam has better dmg potential with the set than magicka.

    How does that work?
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    Real PvPers will be taking keeps, flipping resources, and field fighting. Only the scrub PvPers will be camping town quest givers.
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    You won't even see me, let alone catch me *cackles in NB*
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