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Would you buy a Stuga Test dummy?

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  • SammyKhajit
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    Leave Stuga alone. She is literally the digital embodiment of the player’s conscience :D
  • Jaimeh
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    Starlight_Whisper wrote: »
    Jaimeh wrote: »
    You can, you know, just accept the quest, and she will stop looking, before resorting to homicide...

    ...test dummies don't die though
    Starlight_Whisper wrote: »
    Jaimeh wrote: »
    You can, you know, just accept the quest, and she will stop looking, before resorting to homicide...

    ...test dummies don't die though

    ok, before resorting to a beat-up, if you wanna be specific...
  • Athan1
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    Though she's too ugly for beautiful estate, ngl.
    Athan Atticus Imperial Templar of Shezarr
  • Sue_D_Nim
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    Maybe ... to have the pleasure of killing her over and over.
    "If danger doesn't find her, she'll seek it out and invite it home to dinner." ~ Prince Naemon
    "Such despair! Richer than a cheese sorbet!" ~ Sheogorath
  • ApoAlaia
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    Yes, but only if it was pre-nerf Stuga, when she had the ability to morph into duStuga, triStuga and quaStuga.
  • Elusiin
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    Starlight_Whisper wrote: »

    I'm honestly stunned that anyone could vote no or be unsure about this.
  • Fennwitty
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    Elusiin wrote: »
    Starlight_Whisper wrote: »

    I'm honestly stunned that anyone could vote no or be unsure about this.

    Well are we talking a 3m dummy, 6 or 21?
    PC NA
  • ApoAlaia
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    Fennwitty wrote: »
    Elusiin wrote: »
    Starlight_Whisper wrote: »

    I'm honestly stunned that anyone could vote no or be unsure about this.

    Well are we talking a 3m dummy, 6 or 21?

    Yes
  • L_Nici
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    As long as she is silent aside from cries of pain on any strike.
    PC|EU
  • Izanagi.Xiiib16_ESO
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    If we could finally get a character stats based dummy with impen and ideally that can hit back with light attacks in melee range i'd get it.
    @Solar_Breeze
    NA ~ Izanerys: Dracarys (Videos | Dracast)
    EU ~ Izanagi: Banana Squad (AOE Rats/ Zerg Squad / Roleplay Circle)
  • Everstorm
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    You forgot the "take the darn quest and quit your whining" option.
  • DinoZavr
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    Cruel, cruel people.

    The Orsimer cutie is your only true follower. Just look around. Who else is stalking you so desperately?

    Greedy, greedy gals and guys.
    Just accept her quest. This takes only a minute of your precious (srsly?) time.
    You can do it during the upcoming (postponed in May, 2021) ESO+ trial. And she is gone. Forevah.
    You ll feel emptiness, you senseless. :(
    PC EU
  • Vanathil
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    Ippokrates wrote: »
    Or maybe Dragon? In your own home... XD

    Can you believe it? Dragons!! In your own home! What will you gonna do?
    This one does not know, but he hopes he can tame it and fly to Riverhold.
  • Seminolegirl1992
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    Starlight_Whisper wrote: »

    And be forced to hear that blasted voice as she complains while I'm whaling away at her face for all the annoying stalking of my characters? Gods no
    @Seminolegirl1992 PC/NA CP 2400+ PVE, PVP, RP, Housing: Tel Galen, Fair Winds, Moon Sugar, Grand Psijic, Forsaken, HOTLC, Bastion, Ravenhurst, Gardner, Alinor, Hakkvild's, Gorinir, Kragenhome, Hundings, & more- feel free to come see! Wish list
    Misery's Master | Mindmender | Planesbreaker | Swashbuckler Supreme | Godslayer | Gryphon Heart | Immortal Redeemer | Tick Tock Tormentor | Dro-m'athra Destroyer | Dawnbringer | Former Empress
  • Kiralyn2000
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    Ignoring the "I don't use test dummies" thing...

    I've never really been into that whole "Character X is annoying, so I kill them!" Bethesda meme. Never killed Nazeem, or Heimskyr, or the Adoring Fan, or Moira, or whoever people decide is the Annoying Character of Game X.

    /shrug
  • shadyjane62
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    I would buy one for Gathwen in Khenarthi's Roost. Just last night I told my husband I would like to put her on the moon.
  • Oreyn_Bearclaw
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    I want one for Cadwell that randomly just fills to full health mid fight. Mostly, I want John Cleese to make fun of me while I parse.
  • Erelah
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    The real question is how badly do you want Stuga as a companion. Once you summon her for a quest she can call out, Do you know how long I been looking for you? Then off to adventure!
  • Starlight_Whisper
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    DinoZavr wrote: »
    Cruel, cruel people.

    The Orsimer cutie is your only true follower. Just look around. Who else is stalking you so desperately?

    Greedy, greedy gals and guys.
    Just accept her quest. This takes only a minute of your precious (srsly?) time.
    You can do it during the upcoming (postponed in May, 2021) ESO+ trial. And she is gone. Forevah.
    You ll feel emptiness, you senseless. :(

    🤣 She was og companion.

    Note: I hope they never nerf her
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