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What to do when maintenance occurs? Contribute to the story!

Veinblood1965
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Ok my friends, what to do when there is maintenance? Create a story and it has to be SET in the ESO universe!

The rules are simple, you are only allowed one sentence per post. I'm starting off with....drum roll sounds.....



I woke up in the city of Markarth, slightly dizzy and noticed about half a dozen dead skeevers tied to my belt.
  • VaranisArano
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    Maybe I can sell them to the butcher in the marketplace - the one with the questionable meat.
  • Lugaldu
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    Of course he's a Bosmer, just to have it noted.
  • Eirinin
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    I like Bosmers, as a rule, especially when they're drunk, but let's face it, they're certainly not the most discerning fellows on Nirn.
  • LalMirchi
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    The butcher is too drunk and lies in the corner sleeping it off. He snores like a hoarvor in heat.
  • TheImperfect
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    I wonder if he'll ferment this meat to make more rotmeth with exotic skeever tones or if he will give a reach person skeever stew?
  • Katahdin
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    Delete...didnt follow the theme. Too tired to think about it too much
    Edited by Katahdin on January 22, 2021 4:57AM
    Beta tester November 2013
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