What to do when maintenance occurs? Contribute to the story!

Veinblood1965 · January 2021

Ok my friends, what to do when there is maintenance? Create a story and it has to be SET in the ESO universe!

The rules are simple, you are only allowed one sentence per post. I'm starting off with....drum roll sounds.....

I woke up in the city of Markarth, slightly dizzy and noticed about half a dozen dead skeevers tied to my belt.

VaranisArano · January 2021

Maybe I can sell them to the butcher in the marketplace - the one with the questionable meat.

Lugaldu · January 2021

Of course he's a Bosmer, just to have it noted.

Eirinin · January 2021

I like Bosmers, as a rule, especially when they're drunk, but let's face it, they're certainly not the most discerning fellows on Nirn.

LalMirchi · January 2021

The butcher is too drunk and lies in the corner sleeping it off. He snores like a hoarvor in heat.

TheImperfect · January 2021

I wonder if he'll ferment this meat to make more rotmeth with exotic skeever tones or if he will give a reach person skeever stew?

Katahdin · January 2021

Delete...didnt follow the theme. Too tired to think about it too much