The Argonian named Shuns-the-Knife does not use blade weapons, but only maces, bows, and staves. She also likes to throw mudballs at people under circumstances that give her plausible deniability. She's well practiced in throwing mudballs, having perfected the technique of throwing them around corners, or behind herself, and hitting her target every time!
"He went that
"It couldn't have been me. I'm afk and have been for some time."
"Just your imagination."
"Argonians have fat, scaly tails." —Rissa Manyclaws.
"Once upon a time there were three sisters: Delicious, Delightful, and Disgusting. Now, Delicious and Delightful were both very pretty girls..." —Brendalyn Jurarde.
"I smell to the nobility." —Indrasa Avani.
"A bargain with an animal is not a contract made." —Haderus Atrimus.
"Redguard makeup for sale. Free samples. Secret ingredients. Unique application method. Lots of satisfied customers." —The Mudball Goblin (aka, Cognac Vinecroft)
"Your armor looks like underwear." —Shuns-the-Knife.