Bugs, bugs glitches and potatoe

Grandchamp1989
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Finally it's weekend. Been a rough week, time to sit back and relax having some FUN!

Boot up ESO

Hey.. Okey.. Dungeons.. Random Vet lets goooo

Ready check! Yay!.... Okey wait on tank to accept that's fine! Hmm I've waited 2 minutes for him to accept but it should only be 40 seconds?
3-4 minutes go by... Ahhh It's bugged.

Relog - start dungeon finder again.. Get thrown back in que line.

Wait... Wait...

Ready check again... Okey.. Lets goooo! Wayrest 2 eh? Okey okey.... COME GET IT B.... I'm crashed? ffs...

Okey okey it's fine Group content is messed up. Let me try that new Vateshran Solo Dungeon!

VET lets gooooo

Gather all the orbs, kill all the bosses awesome first run.. Final portal - Red portal - final boss lets GOOOO!

Death bug (crash on death)... Okey okey I'll just restart ESO and go back into the dungeon it'll surely remember where I'm at...

Whaaat? I have to kill ALL the adds on my way to the boss again?

Okey I'll just run past them...
I run through all the adds and they follow me through the Lava.. then I realize I can't go through the fire door and enter final boss arena again...
Okey okey I'll let my character die at the gate and try again... WRONG

I get ported INTO the Arena, but the boss is gone and the game insta kills my character Over and Over and OVER every time I press the revive. Finally for a short while he stops having a heart attack in the bugged lava boss Arena so I port to my house.

Go back in... All my buffs are now gone, 2 hours of "fun" wasted trying this new content.

Thx Zos... Was great fun wasting my friday evening playing your broken game.
Appreciate it.

  • scorpius2k1
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    Do you not realize all of what you described is just a new mini-game mechanic that was implemented?

    Working. As. Intended.

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  • Ashenkin
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    they murdered my appetite to start the game client and click play with this patch
  • Thechuckage
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    Everyday I'm vindicated in not buying greymoor and dropping ESO+
  • NEMESIS_97
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    Finally it's weekend. Been a rough week, time to sit back and relax having some FUN!

    Boot up ESO

    Hey.. Okey.. Dungeons.. Random Vet lets goooo

    Ready check! Yay!.... Okey wait on tank to accept that's fine! Hmm I've waited 2 minutes for him to accept but it should only be 40 seconds?
    3-4 minutes go by... Ahhh It's bugged.

    Relog - start dungeon finder again.. Get thrown back in que line.

    Wait... Wait...

    Ready check again... Okey.. Lets goooo! Wayrest 2 eh? Okey okey.... COME GET IT B.... I'm crashed? ffs...

    Okey okey it's fine Group content is messed up. Let me try that new Vateshran Solo Dungeon!

    VET lets gooooo

    Gather all the orbs, kill all the bosses awesome first run.. Final portal - Red portal - final boss lets GOOOO!

    Death bug (crash on death)... Okey okey I'll just restart ESO and go back into the dungeon it'll surely remember where I'm at...

    Whaaat? I have to kill ALL the adds on my way to the boss again?

    Okey I'll just run past them...
    I run through all the adds and they follow me through the Lava.. then I realize I can't go through the fire door and enter final boss arena again...
    Okey okey I'll let my character die at the gate and try again... WRONG

    I get ported INTO the Arena, but the boss is gone and the game insta kills my character Over and Over and OVER every time I press the revive. Finally for a short while he stops having a heart attack in the bugged lava boss Arena so I port to my house.

    Go back in... All my buffs are now gone, 2 hours of "fun" wasted trying this new content.

    Thx Zos... Was great fun wasting my friday evening playing your broken game.
    Appreciate it.

    And to add...for me any vetdung or vettrial crashes after 2-5min...but random normal never crash.....on below lvl50 char...clap clap clap zos
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