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Saihung423
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Is there a forum for my inane ramblings and oral diarrhea?

I would hate to leave my verbal droppings in the new player questions forum.

Maybe....a forum called...I dunno...off topic chat? Social Sinkhole?

I need a place to prop my feet up on my desk at work here and complain about my fellow employees.

I have one driver who has a "million dollar idea". We deal in scrap cars on the side, and he has taken CAR speakers and a CAR radio and put them in a backpack. To power these devices he has installed a CAR battery. This is his million dollar idea...

I don't have the heart to point out that 1) they already make these backpacks 2) They use modern technology like...ipods and ipod minis to generate the music 3) the existing product weighs less than 5 pounds while his weighs about 30+ lbs.

  • trinta
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    But his idea is LOUDER.
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  • Saihung423
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    Also, I've put food dishes for the ferals and stray cats out near my employees cars and trucks.

    The birds have a tendency to eat the dry cat food an poop like there is no tomorrow on cars near it.

    I predict their cars will be covered in poo within hours of this posting.
  • ZiRM
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    Off Topic posts!? Feel free to post in my profile.
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  • Shimond
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    For some reason, people have decided this forum suits that purpose.
  • Saihung423
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    trinta wrote: »
    But his idea is LOUDER.

    I just get visions in my head of his son "L'il Eddie" hunched over with 30lbs of radio strapped to his back trudging home from school to the sounds of Huey Lewis and the News.

    I wonder if he is thinking about attatching an antenna so they can pick up local stations....

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  • GLaDOS
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    Can we post funny pictures of cats in this thread? :D
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  • Saihung423
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    I see no reason not to:)
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    I give you... Banana Cat!

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  • PBpsy
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    Saihung423 wrote: »
    Is there a forum for my inane ramblings and oral diarrhea?
    Everywhere on this forum apparently. It is as bad on the non English forums as well.
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  • Saihung423
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    PBpsy wrote: »
    Saihung423 wrote: »
    Is there a forum for my inane ramblings and oral diarrhea?
    Everywhere on this forum apparently. It is as bad on the non English forums as well.

    Fan-tastic.
  • LIQUID741
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    oral diarrhea...I laughed.
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  • ZiRM
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  • PBpsy
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    Alfiqs all over the place.
    Edited by PBpsy on April 22, 2014 1:48PM
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  • GLaDOS
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    Omg! The cuteness!
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  • Saihung423
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    PBpsy wrote: »
    Alfiqs all over the place.

    I...I don't know how to respond.

    What's this mean?



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  • Orizuru
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    Saihung423 wrote: »
    Is there a forum for my inane ramblings and oral diarrhea?

    I would hate to leave my verbal droppings in the new player questions forum.

    Maybe....a forum called...I dunno...off topic chat? Social Sinkhole?

    I need a place to prop my feet up on my desk at work here and complain about my fellow employees.

    I have one driver who has a "million dollar idea". We deal in scrap cars on the side, and he has taken CAR speakers and a CAR radio and put them in a backpack. To power these devices he has installed a CAR battery. This is his million dollar idea...

    I don't have the heart to point out that 1) they already make these backpacks 2) They use modern technology like...ipods and ipod minis to generate the music 3) the existing product weighs less than 5 pounds while his weighs about 30+ lbs.

    It's called Reddit.

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  • dolmen
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    Added my "votes" on the kitty images.
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  • ZOS_AlanG
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    We do not have a section for off topic discussion.

    With the original question answered, and this thread primarily being about funny cats now, we're going to lock this as off topic. Doing so may perturb the internet gods, but we can have Razum-dar put in a good word for us.
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