Funny nicknames you've heard during your lifetime

pod88kk · November 2020

How are ya getting on?
I am a man who enjoys the simple side of comedy, none of your high brow comedy for me thank you fairly much.

I'm looking for the funniest nicknames either your guild guild mates have for you or you have for your guild mates. A little explanation of the nickname is encouraged just to increase the levels of hilarity we're going for here.

I'll start,
Spider- because he admitted to having 4 pairs of jeans (8 legs)
Chilli - his name is Connor Kearney aka Con Kearney aka Chilli Con Carne

Feel free to amuse and delight but keep it PG folks.
Be safe 😊

pod88kk · November 2020

Also I have 2 others, not ESO relate because I know them IRL but I still think they're funny

Pockets O' Holohan - a lad I used to work with who always came into the office and have his hands in his pockets

Clock Foley- we were off out on a lads holiday with the boys and one of the lads moved around so much in the bed when he was asleep you could tell the time by what way he was sleeping in the bed

Seminolegirl1992 · November 2020

Nolegs. Because my former guild master is from Brazil and wasn't familiar with the football team Florida State Seminoles so he read it as "Semi No Leg IRL" and the nickname stuck ever since. It's always an interesting convo when someone refers to me as that and there's new people in the guild or we happen to be in a different mutual guild chatting.