novemberhhh wrote: »Players do that little dmg by just wearing random junk and being afk 90% of the time, and cant be bothered to put on any reasonable gear despite playing for hundreds if not thousands of hours apparantly. So of course the idea of using buffs, dots, and a spammable in any sort of pattern is way outside what they're willing to do.
But just for fun, heres a parse from my sorc with the left mouse button held down while i actually went afk...
If you pull less dps, congrats you just got outparsed by an inanimate object (my coffee mug handle, to be specific).
edit: typos
Grandchamp1989 wrote: »You're doing random normals, what do you expect?
Lol. I tanked vDoM the other day and we had cp 600ish dps in group wearing ebon and s&b. I asked if he queued for wrong role by accident or something but no, he said survivability matters to him lol. Group dps was barely 20k but we managed to clear it after 2 hours. Dont ask why I stayed coz I dont know lol.
It's a brutal dungeon for low damage. Same with Falkreath and Moonhunter.
Stonewatchers, hulking werewolves and Minotaurs hit like a freaking truck.
Just standing there taking hit after hit while the team dent their way through.... It's not fun!
Grianasteri wrote: »They are generally not wearing among the most powerful DPS sets in the game, like you are.
novemberhhh wrote: »yup and its not even difficult gear to acquire, just new moon (craftable) and mother's sorrow (overland), with slimecraw
Grianasteri wrote: »They are wearing trash. Not to mention the traits and enchants that you will have optimised, not to mention the purple/gold gear you will be using... all things the average, casual player is unlikely to have anywhere near to the same standard or degree.
Moon Hunter HM is one of the few HMs where high dps is actually worse if not directed at the adds. Bad example from Grandchamp. All add spawns in Moon hunter HM are boss HP % based and very close together too, like once every 5-10% of boss HP you get add waves. So this HM is a lot easier if you pace your dps on the boss. vDoM HM is the opposite, faster you burn it down, easier it is. vFL hm execute is the same. Not having high dps is very deadly in those dungeons as dangerous mechanics are timer based there, not HP% based. And ofcourse mechanics need to be followed in dlc hm. No one is saying otherwise.Grandchamp1989 wrote: »You're doing random normals, what do you expect?
Lol. I tanked vDoM the other day and we had cp 600ish dps in group wearing ebon and s&b. I asked if he queued for wrong role by accident or something but no, he said survivability matters to him lol. Group dps was barely 20k but we managed to clear it after 2 hours. Dont ask why I stayed coz I dont know lol.
It's a brutal dungeon for low damage. Same with Falkreath and Moonhunter.
Stonewatchers, hulking werewolves and Minotaurs hit like a freaking truck.
Just standing there taking hit after hit while the team dent their way through.... It's not fun!
We do moonhunter HM with only 2 of us me and tank.
It is not about dps, tactics let you do it even without a lot of dps.
Yup. 15k penetration in a solo environment without using any debuff skills is absolutely irrelevant in group content. A standard DD build only needs like 6k penetration without using any resistance debuff skills for group content. Tanks and/or healers are responsible for the rest of 12k penetration to reach the cap.Grianasteri wrote: »These kinds of gimmick parse posts are misleading


witchdoctor wrote: »Grianasteri wrote: »They are generally not wearing among the most powerful DPS sets in the game, like you are.
You must have missed this:novemberhhh wrote: »yup and its not even difficult gear to acquire, just new moon (craftable) and mother's sorrow (overland), with slimecraw
None of that is particularly difficult to acquire. At all.Grianasteri wrote: »They are wearing trash. Not to mention the traits and enchants that you will have optimised, not to mention the purple/gold gear you will be using... all things the average, casual player is unlikely to have anywhere near to the same standard or degree.
Whilst it is obviously absurd to expect Nefas-tier DPS from the rando in your dungeon PUG, the basic information required to unlock a starter, passing, decent build is not difficult to acquire. A basic interest and a simple Google search will give a person somewhere to start.
novemberhhh wrote: »Well since pvp cp and slimecraw are "cheese" to some heres more or less the same thing with actual pve cp.
17k this time (~+2k dps over the last)
Had to self ele drain as well since its early here and no one on the friends list is on, rip. So I didn't actually go afk this time.
Gear was still new moon (craftable), mother's sorrow (overland/buyable), and zaan since yes, healers should provide minor berserk
pve cp for those wondering:
and yes, a coffee cup could still hold down lmb as well as i could (but again, it's early so its still in use)
edit: To clarify, the point is that hitting practically zero dps is certainly a "put on actual dps gear, and dont be afk 98% of the time" issue.
Grianasteri wrote: »novemberhhh wrote: »Well since pvp cp and slimecraw are "cheese" to some heres more or less the same thing with actual pve cp.
17k this time (~+2k dps over the last)
Had to self ele drain as well since its early here and no one on the friends list is on, rip. So I didn't actually go afk this time.
Gear was still new moon (craftable), mother's sorrow (overland/buyable), and zaan since yes, healers should provide minor berserk
pve cp for those wondering:
and yes, a coffee cup could still hold down lmb as well as i could (but again, it's early so its still in use)
edit: To clarify, the point is that hitting practically zero dps is certainly a "put on actual dps gear, and dont be afk 98% of the time" issue.
Honestly, genuinly dont understand what you think you are proving with such parses. I think I have rebutted matters enough in my other comments. But, I mean, Zaan, a set completely and utterly out of reach for the vast majority of average, casual gamers, who are literally the folk were talking about here. Geez.
Grianasteri wrote: »novemberhhh wrote: »Players do that little dmg by just wearing random junk and being afk 90% of the time, and cant be bothered to put on any reasonable gear despite playing for hundreds if not thousands of hours apparantly. So of course the idea of using buffs, dots, and a spammable in any sort of pattern is way outside what they're willing to do.
But just for fun, heres a parse from my sorc with the left mouse button held down while i actually went afk...
If you pull less dps, congrats you just got outparsed by an inanimate object (my coffee mug handle, to be specific).
edit: typos
These kinds of gimmick parse posts are misleading
If you are a high CP player, with correctly allocated CP to buff you, wearing powerful meta sets, with optimised traits and enchants, correct mundas etc, yes you can achieve this kind of result. Ive done it myself out of interest.
But the average, casual player, the ones who are doing 5k, 10k, 15k dps etc, they often dont have anything like the additional buffs/power from CP you are benefitting from. Heavy attacks alone can be buffed by what, 25+% with CP? They are generally not wearing among the most powerful DPS sets in the game, like you are. They are wearing trash. Not to mention the traits and enchants that you will have optimised, not to mention the purple/gold gear you will be using... all things the average, casual player is unlikely to have anywhere near to the same standard or degree.
Grianasteri wrote: »novemberhhh wrote: »Well since pvp cp and slimecraw are "cheese" to some heres more or less the same thing with actual pve cp.
17k this time (~+2k dps over the last)
Had to self ele drain as well since its early here and no one on the friends list is on, rip. So I didn't actually go afk this time.
Gear was still new moon (craftable), mother's sorrow (overland/buyable), and zaan since yes, healers should provide minor berserk
pve cp for those wondering:
and yes, a coffee cup could still hold down lmb as well as i could (but again, it's early so its still in use)
edit: To clarify, the point is that hitting practically zero dps is certainly a "put on actual dps gear, and dont be afk 98% of the time" issue.
Honestly, genuinly dont understand what you think you are proving with such parses. I think I have rebutted matters enough in my other comments. But, I mean, Zaan, a set completely and utterly out of reach for the vast majority of average, casual gamers, who are literally the folk were talking about here. Geez.
Why Zaan is out of reach ? Because they do not have dlc ? Or it is hard for them ?
As an example, i think it will not be hard to find some people to farm it for money.
When some one as example say that he looks 2 people for run some vet dlc and pay some money for it - it was very good deal.
And i think that there will be a lot of players who will be happy go there if you give them 50 k - 100 k per run, per character, 20-30 minutes 100 k is a good deal.
They give you all sets from there and will be very happy.
It is not as hard as people say.
Didn't say it was cheese. Just didn't see the point of such a parse.novemberhhh wrote: »Well since pvp cp and slimecraw are "cheese" to some heres more or less the same thing with actual pve cp.
Wait, so do you usually have someone else draining the dummy?novemberhhh wrote: »Had to self ele drain as well since its early here and no one on the friends list is on, rip. So I didn't actually go afk this time.
Thank you very much! Now I get your point. I do agree that not attacking is why some people do extremely low dps. I watch DDs closely when I see super low group dps, some people don't attack the boss half of the time. They are just moving around and occasionally doing a light attack or two. Most just move around too much and have very mismatched weapons. Like 2 hander on 1 bar and the lightning staff on the other.novemberhhh wrote: »edit: To clarify, the point is that hitting practically zero dps is certainly a "put on actual dps gear, and dont be afk 98% of the time" issue.

novemberhhh wrote: »You really havent pointed out anything tho? It literally shows that even a shoe can pull more dps in extremely common, certainly -not- meta, gear. Im sorry so many "players" like you have less ability than a random inanimate object to actually do the dps role you signed up for when queueing into group content.
ForeverJenn wrote: »So I levelled a tank over the weekend. Several times, while doing my random normal dungeons, I'd get groups of 3 500+CP. These groups were pulling 5-8k dps as a group, with me doing about 40% as a tank. How is this even possible? I am asking because I only tank and heal and am 810+ and my friends range from 18k to 60k per person. How are ppl this high doing less dps then my lowbie tank? I just wonder how this is possible, as I'm not dps, but even if I do try, I can at least pull 18k without knowing what I'm doing. Bots maybe?
dd#1: so, you guys just hit 50th, too huh?
dd#2: yeah, still got my level 10 training gear, crap skills slotted for xp boost. no cp allocated yet
heal: me, too; levelling skills/passives just queued and figured I''d get carried.
all together: lol, well looks like the tank has got this xD
ForeverJenn wrote: »So I levelled a tank over the weekend. Several times, while doing my random normal dungeons, I'd get groups of 3 500+CP. These groups were pulling 5-8k dps as a group, with me doing about 40% as a tank. How is this even possible? I am asking because I only tank and heal and am 810+ and my friends range from 18k to 60k per person. How are ppl this high doing less dps then my lowbie tank? I just wonder how this is possible, as I'm not dps, but even if I do try, I can at least pull 18k without knowing what I'm doing. Bots maybe?
ForeverJenn wrote: »So I levelled a tank over the weekend. Several times, while doing my random normal dungeons, I'd get groups of 3 500+CP. These groups were pulling 5-8k dps as a group, with me doing about 40% as a tank. How is this even possible? I am asking because I only tank and heal and am 810+ and my friends range from 18k to 60k per person. How are ppl this high doing less dps then my lowbie tank? I just wonder how this is possible, as I'm not dps, but even if I do try, I can at least pull 18k without knowing what I'm doing. Bots maybe?
Possible whispered conversation between the other players:dd#1: so, you guys just hit 50th, too huh?
dd#2: yeah, still got my level 10 training gear, crap skills slotted for xp boost. no cp allocated yet
heal: me, too; levelling skills/passives just queued and figured I''d get carried.
all together: lol, well looks like the tank has got this xD
ForeverJenn wrote: »I took all my gear off. My naked tank stood there heavy punching a target dummy and pulled about 1k. If there were three naked tanks standing there heavy punching, the group dps would be 3k....the equalvency of the poor circumstance I started this thread for.
ForeverJenn wrote: »Possible. Out of three times this happened, I LEGITIMATELY asked, "why is the dps so low?" Only one ever responded, "OpPoSeD tO tHroWinG a TaNtRuM?!" Like, they got offended over a question. Which leads me to believe I'm not the first person to say something....
Altho....it happened again last night in WGT. They were doing about 6k dps, but luckily the dps were receptive to instructions and over doubled and we were able to get through eventually. The healer was clueless and heavy attacked the with their resto staff, never went to a back bar, never used a buff or any assist. Heavy resto and the occasional small heal. They were even attacking the invincible phase at last boss. They only said "Not English sry" lol
group/tank: why is dps so low?
group/dd#1: <remains silent>
group/dd#2: <remains silent>
group/heal: no english, sry
whisper dd#1: nice touch heal
whisper dd#2: maybe we should kick the tank; wasn't expecting a real one, maybe we can get a proper kiting 40k+ dps turkey-puncher?
whisper heal: nah, tank is doing 40% dps, we might end up with another wet noodle like us. anyway the salt could get entertaining
whisper together: lol