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Hagraven Squeezings?
Almakor
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I did a Western Skyrim quest and heard a terminology I am unfamiliar with. What are Hagraven squeezings?
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Sylvermynx✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Avariprivateer wrote: »Sylvermynx wrote: »Maybe you don't really want to know?
I don't guano know.
ROFL! Yeah.1 -
Minyassa✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭What, you don't have a hagraven juicer in your kitchen? I know one-use gadgets are a no-no but seriously it will change your cooking experience!4 -
Almakor✭✭✭volkeswagon wrote: »Poop
I will believe it when Zenimax says it. There are too many gamers with potty minds to take that seriously.0 -
Shaie✭✭✭I took it to either be Hagraven pee or literally whatever comes out of a Hagraven if you squeeze one. Either way... LMAO I was like... WAIT WHAT???? I mean, I totally expected some ingredient to be off the wall (because Rigurt amirite?), but that was like... Off Jone & Jode's darksides!!! And up to that point I was totally like, "Well thankfully we're not giving them stanky stuffed animal carcasses this time, WTG Rigurt!"
"The Skald-King always says, 'You can always find Rigurt in the middle of a problem' because Rigurt is so good at solving them!" No... No Rigurt, that's NOT why Jorunn says that about you... What I don't get is WHY Jorunn keeps sending him out to do these things!2 -
Almakor✭✭✭I took it to either be Hagraven pee or literally whatever comes out of a Hagraven if you squeeze one. Either way... LMAO I was like... WAIT WHAT???? I mean, I totally expected some ingredient to be off the wall (because Rigurt amirite?), but that was like... Off Jone & Jode's darksides!!! And up to that point I was totally like, "Well thankfully we're not giving them stanky stuffed animal carcasses this time, WTG Rigurt!"
"The Skald-King always says, 'You can always find Rigurt in the middle of a problem' because Rigurt is so good at solving them!" No... No Rigurt, that's NOT why Jorunn says that about you... What I don't get is WHY Jorunn keeps sending him out to do these things!
Jorunn strategy is to send Rigurt to the other provinces, then they will send a message saying "WE SURRENDER! PLEASE TAKE HIM BACK!"4 -
Shaie✭✭✭That actually makes quite a bit of sense! And then Jorunn can write songs about the "battles" that were won in his behalf...
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MasterSpatula✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Let's just say that if Hagravens would eat more roughage, they wouldn't have to squeeze so hard."A probable impossibility is preferable to an improbable possibility." - Aristotle0 -
red_emu✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭I believe that's how they finish their emails?
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We are looking forward to the next board meeting, where we will discuss the need for human sacrifice in detail.
Kind Squeezings,
Hagraven
Director of Sacrificial Operations
PC - EU:
Falathren Noctis - AD MagNecro
Falathren - AD StamSorc
Falathren Eryndaer - AD StamDen
Falathren Irimion - AD MagPlar
Talagan Falathren - AD StamDK
Falathren Infernis - AD MagDK
Your-Ex - AD MagBlade5 -
RaddlemanNumber7✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Perhaps you just put a hagraven in a large press and squeeze, like an olive press, or like IRL Americans used to do with "witches"...
PC EU0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wIApDuZPdo