Hi folks -- [Regression] is currently looking for more semi-casual, active members! We're a newly-formed guild with only a few members as of now -- however, we're hoping to recruit and adopt the seemingly-large number of players who are looking for a guild with less derp and more punctuation in guild chat.

Does this mean we're a bunch of snobby English-majors? Absolutely...maybe. I don't know. Mostly, we just talk about how horrible pigeons are, how amazing llamas would be if they could only speak with human words, and why 90s bands are still the coolest. We're a bunch of working adults with families and jerbs and half-empty liquor cabinets.

Interested in helping us grow? Send me a whisper in-game @Kordaine or message me here. There's no interview process -- we can tell if we'll find you incredibly annoying in one or two sentences, trust me.

P.S. I should mention now, before things get too far, that we use "bad" words in guild chat. If you can't stand an F-Bomb here and there, you should probably find an RP or family-friendly guild. ***.