The bookies are now open - please place your bets!

Rowjoh · June 2020

here we go again, so lets have a little bit of fun while we wait for the inevitable.

Latest odds:

NA server up before EU: 1/100

Patch manifest error: 1/3

Launcher failure: 1/2

Nonsensical error messages: bets closed/no bets

Infinite loading screen at login: 1/33

Infinite loading screen at Character Select: 1/12

Random crash to desktop: 1/16

Random infinite loading screen in play: 1/5

Group finder bugged: evens

Sound issues: 10/11

UI issues: 1/2

Major graphics issue: 11/10

Inexplicable lag (PVE only): 1/33

Emergency maintenance within 2 hours: 1/10

Servers taken down 2+ times within 48 hours: 8/11

Minor issues only, fixed within 24 hours: 1/1000

Cyrodiil

Book closed/no bets.

grkkll · June 2020

why is the book closed? Please open it and take my 10,000,000 gold on random crash to desktop...its a banker

Crimsonwolf666 · June 2020

Lol Cyrodiil closed huh? Cuz you know that's the buggiest place in the whole bloody game :P

finehair · June 2020

Emergency maintenance for PC EU in 2 hours of opening the servers.

thorowdin · June 2020

Servers taken down 2+ times within 48 hours: 8/11 ...... All in

ZaroktheImmortal · June 2020

How about all of the above?

MartiniDaniels · June 2020

I bet 10k on random crash to desktop.

Rowjoh · June 2020

Damn, forgot to add: NA server up before EU: 1/100

Now added.

Hotel6 · June 2020

I'm trying to log in and it says servers are still in maintenance.

chess1ukb16_ESO · June 2020

This is actually quite funny but also quite sad.

Mayrael · June 2020

10k on emergency maintenance within 2h! Come on ZOS, don't disappoint me!

Alienoutlaw · June 2020

server down before 6pm