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The 42k horse is a ripoff

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skatness
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Standing still on my mount i decided to hit spacebar and noticed something. Mine has huge michael strahan gap teeth. I paid 42k for this? It should be 40k at most. This is what i get for buying a horse in hillbilly shadowfen. I erect the spine of dissapointment.
  • Laura
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    never buy a horse without looking at its teeth first. This is common knowledge marsh-brother.
  • WhiteQueen
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    It's not a bug, it's a feature! For immersion. It serves to differentiate this game from all the other WoW clones! You want a perfect mount? Go play WoW! Stop complaining, it's a new game, there are bound to be ugly horses. Give it a few months and it'll have gone to the dentist! QQ more!
  • eNumbra
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    Remember Oblivion's horse armor?

    Coming Summer 2014: Horse Orthodontics. 200 gold every 24 hours to have the braces tightened. Upon reaching level 50, your horse will have that million dollar smile you've been waiting for.
    Edited by eNumbra on April 14, 2014 11:37AM
  • skatness
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    Maybe i can craft a golden tooth ;) or a full sapphire encrusted grill
  • Asava
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    eNumbra wrote: »
    Remember Oblivion's horse armor?

    Coming Summer 2014: Horse Orthodontics. 200 gold every 24 hours to have the braces tightened. Upon reaching level 50, your horse will have that million dollar smile you've been waiting for.

    Shouldn't you horse turn into Sarah Jessica Parker or is that the same thing?
  • Artis
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    What's so bad about it? The game is playable without a mount. The expensive mount is like a privilege. Besides, there's a cheaper mount that you can use.

    Edited by Artis on April 14, 2014 9:00PM
  • Mulk
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    uh, Artemis? Pretty sure this is a sarcasm/funny thread...

    Can I just say that I love Argonians?
  • WhiteQueen
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    @Artemis: This all just flew over your head, right?
  • Artis
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    If you can't afford 2k, go find jobs, you. Or take a credit.
    Argonians don't care about horses, why would you even buy it in Shadowfen?

    The master race just swims everywhere. If there's no water, they pour it and swim there.
  • Artis
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    By the way, do you know the old saying?(c)
  • Gwarok
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    skatness wrote: »
    Mine has huge michael strahan gap teeth....This is what i get for buying a horse in hillbilly shadowfen. I erect the spine of dissapointment.

    h7954142B;)
    Edited by Gwarok on April 15, 2014 6:02AM
    "Strive for balance of all things. When the scales tip to one side or the other, someone or somethings gets short-changed. When someone gets short-changed, unpredictability and strife unbalance the world around us...To achieve freedom from greed, from want, and from strife, all parties in any exchange MUST find balance." -House Hlaalu's Philosophy of Trade

    "I am ALWAYS very busy, so I KNOW what's best. You need to stay away from the waterfall. TRUST ME, you're better off keeping busy than playing in the stream....Do you know how to swim, Little Scrib?"

    "I am but a simple farmer". -Rags'nar LodesBroke

    #SKOOMA!

    (Juliet):
    ...it is nor hand, nor foot,
    Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part
    Belonging to a man.
    O, be some other name!
    What's in a name?
    That which we call a rose?
    By any other name would smell as sweet.
    Retain that dear perfection to which he owes...
    (Act II, Scene II -William Shakespeare's: Romeo & Juliet -1595 A.D.)



  • Matrinka
    Matrinka
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    Indeed, the best horse costs 1 gold and requires Imperial Edition. Other horses just look different.
  • Nybling
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    Matrinka wrote: »
    Indeed, the best horse costs 1 gold and requires Imperial Edition. Other horses just look different.

    LOL, no.

    The max level a horse can be is 50, thus the 42k gold horses are always going to be have better statistics at max level than the Imperial horse.

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