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Funniest Character Names You've Seen
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InaMoonlight✭✭✭✭✭Oh yeah, i think I may still have a char on Eu named Bound-Storage. A manacled, drunk and cyro gown dressed argonian.Edited by InaMoonlight on April 14, 2020 12:18PMEdit = Typos ... as usual. <;D1 -
hasi✭✭✭✭A Necromancer called 'Low Carb', I think it's really funny in connection with the Skeletons they summon. Yk, cause no flesh.😆Edited by hasi on April 14, 2020 12:25PM0 -
Kel✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Saw a Nightblade running around named Quarantine Dream the other day.
Gave me a sensible chuckle3 -
MjolnirVilkas✭✭✭✭Twerking Scamp takes the cake, no doubtSick liaisons raised this monumental mark
The sun sets forever over Blackwater Park1 -
rotaugen454✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭I used to have an Argonian named Poops-in-Armor, but someone complained so I had to change it to Soils Armor."Get off my lawn!"1 -
starlizard70ub17_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Most of best names are Argonian like;
Runs-With-Knives
Stands-In-Red
Etc."We have found a cave, but I don't think there are warm fires and friendly faces inside."3 -
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✭✭one of my buddies has ReadyPlayerJuan (his name is Juan, lol) still makes me and others chuckle.2 -
Lysette✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭starlizard70ub17_ESO wrote: »Most of best names are Argonian like;
Runs-With-Knives
Stands-In-Red
Etc.
My Argonian is called Shower or Two. Need to keep things moist.1 -
JamieAubrey✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Some I've had/have
[snip]
Tail-or-Swift
Growls-at-the-Badger
Streaks into Load Screens
Came in like a Wrecking Blow
Warden Antivirus
[edited for inappropriate content]
Edited by ZOS_FalcoYamaoka on April 14, 2020 8:16PM1 -
D0PAMINE✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭CleymenZero wrote: »
It wasn't my character name, it was a friend of mine. I don't blame the mods for editing it, it's quite inappropriate.1 -
InaMoonlight✭✭✭✭✭Hahaha may be a little careful about posting the risque names here, you might have played it for ages without trouble, but listing here looks like it will earn you a forced namechange...Edit = Typos ... as usual. <;D2
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kargen27✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭I wanted to name one of my characters Drinks-Like-Fish but that was taken. I tried some similar types of names and finally had to settle on Swims-Like-Nord. I was able to name one Drunk-Like-Skunk though.
One of my very early characters is called Shirley I Jest.and then the parrot said, "must be the water mines green too."0 -
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✭✭✭✭SidraWillowsky wrote: »I saw a Blames-the-Healer the other day and had a good laugh.
Oh goodness I've seen that one too!
Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis0 -
InaMoonlight✭✭✭✭✭I wanted to name one of my characters Drinks-Like-Fish but that was taken. I tried some similar types of names and finally had to settle on Swims-Like-Nord. I was able to name one Drunk-Like-Skunk though.
One of my very early characters is called Shirley I Jest.
Try Smokes-Like-Chimney
Released name on both servers I think
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ArchangelIsraphel✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭One of my necromancers is named He's-Dead-Jim, because Star Trek XDEdited by ArchangelIsraphel on April 14, 2020 11:32PMLegends never die
They're written down in eternity
But you'll never see the price it costs
The scars collected all their lives
When everything's lost, they pick up their hearts and avenge defeat
Before it all starts, they suffer through harm just to touch a dream
Oh, pick yourself up, 'cause
Legends never die7 -
InaMoonlight✭✭✭✭✭ArchangelIsraphel wrote: »One of my necromancers is named He's-Dead-Jim, because Star Trek XD
NOOOO! You didn't! That's re-traumatizing!! BAHD BAAAAAHD! Edit = Typos ... as usual. <;D1 -
ArchangelIsraphel✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭One of my necromancers is named He's-Dead-JimInaMoonlight wrote: »ArchangelIsraphel wrote: »One of my necromancers is named He's-Dead-Jim, because Star Trek XD
NOOOO! You didn't! That's re-traumatizing!! BAHD BAAAAAHD!
Yes, yes I did Bwahahahaha >: DLegends never die
They're written down in eternity
But you'll never see the price it costs
The scars collected all their lives
When everything's lost, they pick up their hearts and avenge defeat
Before it all starts, they suffer through harm just to touch a dream
Oh, pick yourself up, 'cause
Legends never die1 -
ThePedge✭✭✭✭✭Few of mine, not hilarious but I like them.
Jabby The Hutt
Meta Chaser
Nerf Magsorc (Volunteer title)
Elder Sweeps Online1 -
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✭✭✭✭starlizard70ub17_ESO wrote: »Most of best names are Argonian like;
Runs-With-Knives
Stands-In-Red
Etc.
I was exactly going to mention Stands-In-Red.
For sheer absurdity, I also always got a chuckle out of "Ned Stark's Head", who used to PvP on the DC side on PC/NA.
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Hapexamendios✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭SidraWillowsky wrote: »I saw a Blames-the-Healer the other day and had a good laugh.
I saw a healer named "Heals-for-Coin". They probably wouldn't get along well.0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Ivanna Tankya
Bandit Scum
Heals for Sweetrolls
Grand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!0 -
Mayrael✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭NB with nick:
Fart in the dark
Necro:
Late HealerSay no to Toxic Casuals!
I am doing my best, but I am not a native speaker, sorry.
"Difficulty scaling is desperately needed. 9 years. 6 paid expansions. 24 DLCs. 40 game changing updates including A Realm Reborn-tier overhaul of the game including a permanent CP160 gear cap and ridiculous power creep thereafter. I'm sick and tired of hearing about Cadwell Silver&Gold as a "you think you do but you don't"-tier deflection to any criticism regarding the lack of overland difficulty in the game." - @AlexanderDeLarge1
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