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Funniest Character Names You've Seen

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RachaelTheThicc
RachaelTheThicc
Soul Shriven
I have a Nord, Argonian, Dark Elf, Wood Elf and Brenton with some interesting names.. Here they are in order:

Rachael The Thicc
Makes-Panties-Drop
Your Mans Ex
Huntress of Man Meat
Twerking Scamp

What have you guys seen or come up with?
Edited by RachaelTheThicc on April 14, 2020 12:16AM
  • Ximinetto
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    The Twerking Scamp nickname killed me.
  • D0PAMINE
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    George W Ambush

    Vigormortis

    [snip]

    [edited for inappropriate content]
    Edited by ZOS_RogerJ on April 14, 2020 12:45PM
  • SosRuvaak
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    a friends toon name is Whip-me-harder

    apparently inspired after my own Lusty Argonian Nightblade

    read below for further information
    For the Pact!
    ~Sump Scales~
    Lusty Argonian Nightblade
    ~Baron Humbert von Gikkingen~
    Smokes-His-Greens
    ~Ruvaak~
  • DamenAJ
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    Shattered but Whole
    Icewallow Come
  • Ximinetto
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    I once see a nickname called camila cabello,but was on another game. Also brad pit on the same game,funny tho,because was on a first person shooter game.
    Edited by Ximinetto on April 14, 2020 1:32AM
  • Deathlord92
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    D0PAMINE wrote: »
    George W Ambush

    Vigormortis

    [snip]
    [snip] had me in stitches 🤣🤣🤣 😭🤣
    Edited by ZOS_RogerJ on April 14, 2020 12:45PM
  • BackStabeth
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    I have a tank named "Aggro Phobia"

    A sneaky nightblade, named "Back Stabeth", I like to listen to Black Sabbath while I sneak up behind NPCs and steal, steal, blade of woe.

    I saw an Argonian healer recently with the name "Heals With Hist Stick" or something along those lines
  • SidraWillowsky
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    I saw a Blames-the-Healer the other day and had a good laugh.
  • Ximinetto
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    SidraWillowsky wrote: »
    I saw a Blames-the-Healer the other day and had a good laugh.

    Everyone blames the healer,that is not new. But is funny to see that nickname.

  • Cirantille
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    Valkyn Skooma
  • Mindcr0w
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    Argonian named Gua-Kaoc-Amole.
  • tsaescishoeshiner
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    "Borat Voice My Forge Wife"


    i honestly think about this one every day since seeing it a few weeks ago
    PC-NA
    in-game: @tsaescishoeshiner
  • oXI_Viper_IXo
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    Edward Sizzlehands, an overload sorc.
  • Ratzkifal
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    Stands-in-stupid
    This Bosmer was tortured to death. There is nothing left to be done.
  • MrBrownstone
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    An Argonian named Doctor-Curt-Connors
  • Monte_Cristo
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    Orcson Wells was a good one. And an Argonain called Makes-Deliveries-At-Back-Door.
    Also saw someone who had Beligerant Homeless Man (how do you spell beligerant?), Hotel Maid and Very Concerned Citizen for playing silly buggers in Daggerfall.
  • Sephyr
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    An Argonian Necro that's named "Takes-Many-Dirt-Naps".
  • thedoc1381b14_ESO
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    My breton named "Yurinal" I liked a few of these names. Blames-the-healer I laughed the most.
  • kargen27
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    A guild mate named his Necromancer Seplo Fobya. It is an alternative spelling for Seplophobia - the fear of decaying flesh.
    and then the parrot said, "must be the water mines green too."
  • Toanis
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    Stores-my-Stuff :p
  • big_ear_midget
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    A friend of mine has the following toons:

    Edited by big_ear_midget on April 14, 2020 6:09AM
  • InaMoonlight
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    My attempt at a mag-warden is Flings-Yellow-Snowballs :D
    Edit = Typos ... as usual. <;D
  • Czekoludek
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    SosRuvaak wrote: »
    a friends toon name is Whip-me-harder

    apparently inspired after my own Lusty Argonian Nightblade

    read below for further information

    I have a dk char called Whip Me Harder, don't know if you are talking about mine char tho as inspiration was from completely different place :smiley:
  • Lysette
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    One of my khajiits is named "Seriously flawed" - and he certainly is. Goes well with my khajiit warden "Seriously no worries", she isn't worried about anything, not even about standing in red and taking the damage.
    Edited by Lysette on April 14, 2020 9:11AM
  • Saubon
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    I've seen a sorc named Budget Zeus
  • Bucky_13
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    Sällskapsbajsaren. It sounds more fun in Swedish than is does when translated, but it basically means Company pooper or crowd pooper.
  • Danikat
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    Toanis wrote: »
    Stores-my-Stuff :p

    My mule is called Holds-All-Stuff. :D
    PC EU player | She/her/hers | PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    "Remember in this game we call life that no one said it's fair"
  • ProfessorKittyhawk
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    Right after Elsweyr was released I saw My Chemical Necromance. As a fan of MCR, I appreciated it.
  • ThePedge
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    "Rodney you plonk er"
    Absolute British classic.
    Needed a space, that's censored on forums??
    Edited by ThePedge on April 14, 2020 11:04AM
  • Universe
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    "Modest Person" :)

    I probably saw even funnier char names, but this one I saw just a few weeks ago.
    Some videos I recorded for fun:
    I Soloed Saint Llothis the Pious(Trial Boss)
    My Youtube channel: Universe ESO
    Main character:
    PC EU main: Universe - AD magicka Sorcerer, Former Emperor, Grand Overlord, The Merciless, Trial Bosses Solo Champion
    Top alts: Genius(stamina/sagicka Dragonknight) The Force(stamina Nightblade) and other chars.
    PC NA main: The Magic - AD magicka Sorcerer
    Started playing ESO in beta & early access
    User_ID: Daedric_Prince
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