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How to Properly Fake Tank

WiseSky
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1. Have the Jester Personality
2. Unslot any Taunt and Unequipe all weapons
3. Fist fight the mobs
4. Run Circles around the bosses with Jester Personality with Weapons Sheated

That way everyone knows you are a clown.
Edited by WiseSky on March 30, 2020 2:58AM
  • Malkiv
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    Now I have to spend Crowns to fake tank? Thanks, ZOS.
    PC-NA | PvP (Gray Host & BGs) | PvE (vTrials & vDGs)
  • Aznarb
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    Malkiv wrote: »
    Now I have to spend Crowns to fake tank? Thanks, ZOS.

    See ? They listen to player :>
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  • Lisutaris
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    When I am seeing the "vote to remove from grp button".... because other 2 grp members are already hating the fake tank/heal.

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  • GeorgeBlack
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    How to not make boring topics:
    1)Find a guild
  • Kalixte
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    WiseSky wrote: »
    1. Have the Jester Personality
    2. Unslot any Taunt and Unequipe all weapons
    3. Fist fight the mobs
    4. Run Circles around the bosses with Jester Personality with Weapons Sheated

    That way everyone knows you are a clown.

    I do appreciate the time you spent making a guide for us noob fake tanks! Thank you, will definitely be used! :)
    PC/EU server
  • WiseSky
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    How to not make boring topics:
    1)Find a guild

    r/Wooosh
  • OlumoGarbag
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    Im mean except for dlc dangos or harder vet dungeons its perfectly okay to fake tank if you hav at least taunt and survivalbility. And if you, on top of that, pull 70% of the group dps why should i stop doing that.

    https://en.m.uesp.net/wiki/Special:EsoBuildData?id=222950

    This is by far the best fake tank build in the game. Even when both your dds and your healer are just light attacking bowbuilds you carry them thru almost any non dlc dango.
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  • Curious_Death
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    WiseSky wrote: »
    1. Have the Jester Personality
    2. Unslot any Taunt and Unequipe all weapons
    3. Fist fight the mobs
    4. Run Circles around the bosses with Jester Personality with Weapons Sheated

    That way everyone knows you are a clown.

    How to be a fake DD: do less dmg than 10k/sec - 90% of DD's are waste of time. I rather like fake tank soloing dungeon.
  • juhislihis19
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    The feeling when you're doing vet dungeons with PUGs and get ready to tank ie. Direfrost and the "dps" does about 5k dps..
  • juhislihis19
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    WiseSky wrote: »
    1. Have the Jester Personality
    2. Unslot any Taunt and Unequipe all weapons
    3. Fist fight the mobs
    4. Run Circles around the bosses with Jester Personality with Weapons Sheated

    That way everyone knows you are a clown.

    How to be a fake DD: do less dmg than 10k/sec - 90% of DD's are waste of time. I rather like fake tank soloing dungeon.

    Exactly. 90% of the non-DLC vet dungeons are doable even with a fake tank but NONE of them are doable with fake DPS'.
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