The fact that:
- there's no infini-pie memento, just consumables, and
- there's no Jester Jorunn sumo/chest-wiggle emote
IS A TRAVESTY
ALL HAIL SNUGGLORR THE MAGNIFICENT, KING OF THE RNG AND NIRN'S ONE TRUE GOD! Also, become a Scrub-scriber!
SJ Scrubs: Playing games badly to make you feel better about yourself.