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Describe ESO with one song

  • Cundu_Ertur
    Cundu_Ertur
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaqC5FnvAEc
    Why troll you might ask? Cause each patch update I'm told something would be fixed or some new class/skill/system implemented but what really happens is nothing getting fixed and things getting broken instead.

    Not to mention replacing Bosmer stealth with stealth DETECTION and the reason for doing so was because NPC's DON'T stealth. What?!
    EwAx4j8.png
    Nice troll ZOS, can you can give Bosmer stealth back now?

    Along with the Bosmer situation, you have Argonian NPCs who repeatedly reference their poison resistance saving their lives (despite it no longer existing). AND they came out with their "We're gamers and we listen," video for some game convention right afterwards, despite not listening to ANY of the feedback for these lore-breaking changes.

    So I have to disagree with your song choice: they have gone for the full, unadulterated, unmitigated, and complete trololo:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM
    Taking stealth away from the Bosmer is like taking magic away from the Altmer, making Nords allergic to mead, or making Orcs pretty.
  • snoozy
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    i'm a mess - ed sheeran
    PC EU
  • Salvas_Aren
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  • Thevampirenight
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    To every season turn turn turn.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4ga_M5Zdn4
    Edited by Thevampirenight on March 2, 2020 12:29PM
    PC NA
    Please add Fangs to Vampires.
  • mateosalvaje
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    I've been wrong before, and I'll be wrong again.
  • Yuke
    Yuke
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    Save Us, Microsoft.

    Noricum & Kitesquad™
    YT-Channel
  • usmguy1234
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    Zaghigoth- Orc Stamplar
    Soul Razor- Altmer Magsorc
    Les Drago- Redguard Stamdk
    Eirius- Altmer Magdk
    Stormifeth- Altmer Magplar

    Disclaimer: My comments are a little sarcasm mixed with truth. If you can't handle that don't respond to me.

  • BooPerScOOper
    BooPerScOOper
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    After the last several patches

    https://youtu.be/jFF842sxMFI
    Edited by BooPerScOOper on March 2, 2020 4:11PM
  • Alienoutlaw
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    Edited by Alienoutlaw on March 2, 2020 3:53PM
  • Rowjoh
    Rowjoh
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    A Place to Crash
    Robbie Williams
  • ayu_fever
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    PS4 NA

    all characters are members of the ebonheart pact master race
    BLOOD FOR THE PACT

    main character:
    Rebekah Straight-Fire, breton templar healer: THE FATEBRINGER (dungeons, trials, pvp)
    —MERIDIA’S LUSTRANT— 1100+CP; alliance rank 21 (major grade 1); Rebekah is the most devoted and loyal follower of the lady of infinite energies and the highest ascendant of meridia’s purified legion and was forged from meridia’s brilliant radiance of purity.

    other meta toons-
    Alexa Straight-Fire, breton warden healer: THE ALCHEMIST (dungeons, trials)
    Sasha Straight-Fire, nord dragonknight tank: THE UNBREAKABLE (dungeons, trials)
    Freyja Straight-Fire, nord warden tank: THE ICEBERG (dungeons, trials)
    Ororo Straight-Fire, dark elf magsorc: THE SHOCKWAVE (dungeons, trials)
    Michonne Straight-Fire, redguard stamDK: THE EVISCERATOR (dungeons, trials)

    just for fun toons-
    Rhea Straight-Fire, wood elf warden stam healer: THE RANGER
    Shiva Straight-Fire, high elf warden ice mage: THE CRYOMANCER
    Morgana Straight-Fire, dark elf necromancer solo play: THE DEATHSINGER
    Lucille Straight-Fire, dark elf nightblade solo play: THE VOIDWALKER
    Diana Straight-Fire, nord templar tank: THE CLERIC
    Falsetto Straight-Fire, orc stamsorc werewolf: THE THUNDERHOWL
  • CritsTheBed
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    a
    Edited by CritsTheBed on March 2, 2020 4:51PM
  • adirondack
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    pretty much sums up all of Cyrodiil for me...
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUOtCLOXgm8
    Ray
  • CMDR_Un1k0rn
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1moUtxbREI

    Me when the guys get together to slay some giant monsters.
    Edited by CMDR_Un1k0rn on March 2, 2020 9:19PM
    In-game username: Un1korn | Happy member of the PCNA UESP guild (Resident Daggerfall Covenant enjoyer) | Main & basically only character: Crucian Vulpin, Imperial Dragonknight of the Daggerfall Covenant, and Undaunted Bulwark (I tank) | Mountain bike enjoyer and vulpine appreciator | If you know me from PCEU: No | To ZOS: THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME BRING MY HORSE INTO BATTLE!
  • Tabatha
    Tabatha
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    Got 99 problems, but a _____ ain’t one
  • xWarbrain
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    AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    -Whitney Houston.
    XB1 NA
    Your nerf suggestion is dumb. Learn to counter other players instead of having the game rebuilt to your ability level.
  • mabdastardseb17_ESO
    Tragedy bee gees adapted by daft

    Here I Sit
    In a lost and lonely loading screen
    Held up in time
    In a world of tears, I slowly drown
    Goin' home
    I just can't make it alone
    I really should re-login now
    login in now
    running with you, running with you

    Inventory
    Just looking around when me screen went down
    It's not Inventory
    When your character cries and you don't know why
    It's hard to bear
    With no one to help you, you're
    Goin' nowhere
    Tragedy
    When you lose control and you got no soul
    It's not Addon's
    When the server dies and you don't know why
    It's hard to bear
    With no one beside you, you're
    Goin' nowhere

    Night and day
    There's a yearning down inside of me
    Login on
    With a yearning that won't let me be
    Down I go
    And I just can't take it all alone
    I really should be re-login now
    login in now
    wanting to run with you, running with you

    Tragedy
    When the server's gone and you can't log on
    It's tragedy
    When the server dies and you don't know why
    It's hard to bear
    With no one to help you, you're
    Goin' nowhere
    Tragedy
    When you lose control and you got no soul
    It's tragedy
    When your character dies and you don't know why
    It's hard to bear
    With no one beside you, you're
    Goin' nowhere
    Oooohh
  • Neoealth
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  • CritsTheBed
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    For you pvpers out there

    https://youtu.be/tbNlMtqrYS0
  • ihazzit
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    If you are angry about anything in this game you are only punishing yourself.
  • BisDasBlutGefriert
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    Die without hope - by Carnifex

    From the view of the game talking to itself.
    ~There’s a positive in every negative. Sometimes the positive is harder to find than other times, but there is ALWAYS one there~
  • BisDasBlutGefriert
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    Or...

    Sterbehilfe - by suicide commando
    ~There’s a positive in every negative. Sometimes the positive is harder to find than other times, but there is ALWAYS one there~
  • xxthir13enxx
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    https://youtu.be/xbtaVEA3nw4


    Here I sit and watch my world come crumbling down
    I cry for help but no one's around
    Silently screaming I bang my head against the wall
    It seems like no one cares at all
    Always an emotion, but how can I explain
    How can I explain
    Kind of like the scent of a rose
    With words I can't explain
    The same with my pain
    Caught up in emotion-Goes over my head
    Goes over my head
    Sometimes I got to think to myself is this life or death
    Am I living or am I dead
    The clock keeps ticking but nothing else seems to change
    Problems never solved, just rearranged
    And when I think about all the times that I've had
    So few good-So many bad
    I search for personality and I look for things I can not see
    Love and peace flash through my mind
    Pain and hate are all I find
    Find no hope in nothing new
    Never had a dream come true
    Lies and hate and agony
    Through my eyes that's all I see
    If I'm gonna cry
    Will you wipe away my tears?
    If I'm gonna die
    Lord please take away my fear
    Before I drown in sorrow
    Last thing that I'll say
    How will I laugh tomorrow
    If I can't even smile today
    Today today, when I can't even smile today
    Today today, when I can't even smile today
    How will I laugh tomorrow, when I can't even smile today
    How will I laugh tomorrow, when I can't even smile today
    Edited by xxthir13enxx on March 5, 2020 9:12PM
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    Does anyone have a song called “completely broken and doomed if it isn’t fixed”? If so, that’s my pick
    2013

    rip decibel
  • ArchMikem
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    "It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you,
    There's nothing that a hundred bugs or more could ever do,
    I bless the Quests down in Tamriel,
    Gonna take some time to do the Dungeons we never had."


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    Edited by ArchMikem on March 6, 2020 6:55AM
    CP2,000 Master Explorer - AvA One Star General - Console Peasant - The Clan
    Quest Objective: OMG Go Talk To That Kitty!
  • worrallj
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    Or if you're PUGging vet DLC dungeons:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BllIODb81Q8

    This is really cool I want this album now but it's too obscure for the internet
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