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FART EMOTE

ZarkingFrued
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But for real tho, where's it at ZOS?
  • Veinblood1965
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    Oh I can see it now, the forum mods go to the next ZoS meeting saying we had a request for a fart emote. That would be a gas.
  • Elsonso
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    Isn't that called "crouch"? It is used a lot in PVP.
    Edited by Elsonso on February 7, 2020 5:19PM
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  • ccloyesb14_ESO
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    Ok, 5,000 crowns.
  • Salix_alba
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    you really want to unleash such a thing on the player base? we're lucky the spitting camel doesn't actually get anything on people otherwise that's all you would encounter in starter zones well that + all the normal shenanigans that really make you wonder how many people lied about their age to play the game.
  • Nestor
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    Farts are only effective if someone else smells them

    Just use /kissthis

    Edited by Nestor on February 7, 2020 6:59PM
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  • Elsonso
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    Nestor wrote: »
    Farts are only effective if someone else smells them

    Just use /kissthis

    I am smelling a new system for a future Chapter...
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  • HappyTheCamper
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    I think a Fart personality is more important
  • Tigerseye
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    Nestor wrote: »
    Farts are only effective if someone else smells them

    Just use /kissthis

    No, any comedy value is in the sound, surely?

  • Acrolas
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    There's an 'unsuccessful' variant of the Dragon Call emote that sounds more like a toot than a roar. You can test them by alternating emote previews in the Crown Store bundle.
    signing off
  • Inhuman003
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    Man I'm willing to pass some gas :D
  • Radiance
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    LOL I can't remember what game it was, Maybe Perfect World? Where the Fart emote would actually make capes and coattails fly up like there was a powerful gust of wind from a fanny burp. 😂

    Edit: Also the /KissThis Emote is a current personal fave of mine! :D
    Edited by Radiance on February 9, 2020 3:00AM
  • Banana
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    I thought a Nord would already have that one
  • Sephyr
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    I think we need to air this one out a bit more.
  • MagicalLija
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    This forum is so cursed :D
  • ZarkingFrued
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    Lol ty all
  • ZarkingFrued
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    Oh I can see it now, the forum mods go to the next ZoS meeting saying we had a request for a fart emote. That would be a gas.

    Bet
  • TheRealCherokeee3
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    I want a fart gap closer :D
  • ZarkingFrued
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    I want a fart gap closer :D

    Damn that's genius...
  • whitecrow
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    I want a fart gap closer :D

    What does that mean?
  • Opalblade
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    whitecrow wrote: »
    I want a fart gap closer :D

    What does that mean?

    I think it means the character farts so hard that it launches them towards the enemy. Could have one morph for ranged characters that increases the gap instead, either by blowing your enemies away or causing them to run from the smell. :D
  • Michae
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    What is this? Fable?

    Seriously though, forget about emote or personality. Fart race!
    Right? Riight?
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  • NordSwordnBoard
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    Banana wrote: »
    I thought a Nord would already have that one

    It's how "The Faceless" in Vahtacen got his name. The elves fed us beans to save money, unknowingly boosting Morihaus' thrust-to-weight ratio to allow sustained flight. The crop dusting was both horrific and glorious, adding aroma to the gore victorious!
    Fear is the Mindkiller
  • ZarkingFrued
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    Michae wrote: »
    What is this? Fable?

    Seriously though, forget about emote or personality. Fart race!
    Right? Riight?

    No this is ESO actually
  • LadyDestiny
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    And everyone would be standing around farting. Remember fable? :D
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