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Honest Classes: Templar Edition

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In-Game Description: “These traveling knights call upon the powers of light and the burning sun to deal massive damage to their enemies while restoring health, magicka, and stamina to their allies.”

Honest Description: “Welcome to the house that Wrob..uh, some guy whose name I am not allowed to say on the forums… built. Respect the power of the mods.
Enjoy the class that encourages you to be the stereotypical static American who never moves, while you... stand in your Ritual, stand in your Rune, and stand in your Rite of Passage. Only by channeling your inner priest and casting prayer-themed and blessing-themed heals will you truly become the healer your allies respect. But certainly don’t call this the healing class or ZOS will shove the ‘any class can fulfill any roll,’ and ‘play the way that you want’ lines down your throat. Okay, okay ZOS, we get it already.

Unleash the power of the sun with a skill line that is actually pretty funny to use. Drop Nova ultimates on your enemies, burn them with sun fire, launch solar flares at them from afar, attach an explosive beam of light to them, envelop them in darkness, and once again, channel your inner priest by calling forth the power of the Jesus beam to smite your foes. Then, take said Jesus beam into PVP, join a zerg, and cross beam streams with fellow allies for an arousing time.

Speaking of arousing, if you are into poking then the Aedric Spear skill line is for you. Puncture, jab, and pierce your foes with pointy light sticks, or lend a perfectly erect stick to an ally in need of energetic invigoration -- your tank will be left satisfied, trust me. Embrace the power of the sun once again, but this time in the Aedric Spear skill line for some reason, as you put on a sun shield that almost no one uses, except for the people who decide to tank on the healing class…[cough].”

Templar Class: The Elder Scrolls Online
“Play the way that you want.”
  • MartiniDaniels
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    Ha-ha-ha. You start reading with a thought "what a load of BS" but then, closer to the end you understand deeper irony and start laughing :D
  • Valykc
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    Lmao!
  • rexagamemnon
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    Ok ya some of this is pretty funny😂. Templar is my favorite class and it is upsetting to see templars seem to be the first to get nerfed and the last to get buffed.
  • HappyLittleTree
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    Thuu chakkuth lod Hajhiit c’oo? Hajhiit gortsuquth gorihuth thuu gooluthduj thdeitoluu!

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  • Iccotak
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    I mainly tanked with my Templar main but I am making him a healer for the truly Endgame Dungeons and Trials because let's face it - the Templar is the healer class and wasn't made during the time ZOS started making "multi-use" classes like Warden & Necromancer.
    Edited by Iccotak on January 7, 2020 7:39PM
  • NordSwordnBoard
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    Ha, beat me to it...

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    Fear is the Mindkiller
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