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My Magnificent Palomino Horse
Aluluei
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So I ponied up (feel free to applaud... I'll be here all night) the money for a palomino horse. Eager to meet my new mount, I logged into the game and sprinted to the nearest stable. I paid my 1g, and entered the stable. And -- behold! -- there was my noble steed, glossy and golden and gorgeous. I fed him... and then noticed that his name was... Fishysticks.
Awesome. ;-)
Awesome. ;-)
IRL: Elizabeth. AD: Aluluei, Eiledh, Yreshi, Zabetheli. DC: Lededje, Pilun, Safket-Abwy, Semley. EP: Ieulula, Tenarha, Tisaarwat, Veralia.
CP 2200+, playing since beta.
CP 2200+, playing since beta.
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Aluluei✭✭✭Fish-fried Horse Nibblies?IRL: Elizabeth. AD: Aluluei, Eiledh, Yreshi, Zabetheli. DC: Lededje, Pilun, Safket-Abwy, Semley. EP: Ieulula, Tenarha, Tisaarwat, Veralia.
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Seraseth✭✭✭✭Pretty sure you can rename your horse at the stable. But fishysticks is pretty awesome
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cromica81_ESO✭✭✭Is it just me or do the horses feel cluncky? I never even use mine because I just can't stand it.0 -
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I'm not sure what that even means.cromica81_ESO wrote: »Is it just me or do the horses feel cluncky?
fishysticks is an awesome name tho
Kiki Dickson ~~~ Dixmanian Devil ~~~ Cornelius Buckshank Jr.
Histy-Fitz ~~~ Boozemer ~~~ Chace X'expo
Lluvia De'Fuego ~~~ Shakes Spear
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I renamed mine to Manure Factory....3 -
lordspyder✭✭✭✭✭cromica81_ESO wrote: »Is it just me or do the horses feel cluncky? I never even use mine because I just can't stand it.
I love my horse, and it's so much smoother and more intuitive than riding a horse in Skyrim. So I think it's just you.1 -
InF13RNo✭I prefer my brown-black horse with current 30% speed.Never underestimate the power of human stupidity...0 -
Ummaguma✭✭✭what are the stats on Horse nuggets?
I may or may not be spending too much time with Sheogorath, but I cant help it... He makes the BEST Nachos!
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Aluluei✭✭✭
Why would I want to do that? Are you implying that "Fishysticks" lacks the requisite gravitas for a noble warhorse? Harrumph. Fishysticks and I take exception to that notion!Pretty sure you can rename your horse at the stable.
Well, okay then. We won't challenge you to a duelBut fishysticks is pretty awesome
IRL: Elizabeth. AD: Aluluei, Eiledh, Yreshi, Zabetheli. DC: Lededje, Pilun, Safket-Abwy, Semley. EP: Ieulula, Tenarha, Tisaarwat, Veralia.
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reggielee✭✭✭✭fishysticks is a most awesome name.Mama always said the fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest.1 -
Aluluei✭✭✭what are the stats on Horse nuggets?
The palomino horse and the Imperial horse have the same starting stats as the cheapest, basic horse you can buy at the stables. The only difference is their appearance.IRL: Elizabeth. AD: Aluluei, Eiledh, Yreshi, Zabetheli. DC: Lededje, Pilun, Safket-Abwy, Semley. EP: Ieulula, Tenarha, Tisaarwat, Veralia.
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Aluluei✭✭✭xloritb16_ESO wrote: »I prefer my brown-black horse with current 30% speed.
Nice! I didn't even realise that the effects of feeding were cumulative until the other day. However, if I'd been feeding my Imperial horse from day 1, I probably wouldn't have bought Fishysticks, so it's all good.
What was your horse's default name? Do all horses (except the Imperials, all of which are called Diamond) come with silly names?IRL: Elizabeth. AD: Aluluei, Eiledh, Yreshi, Zabetheli. DC: Lededje, Pilun, Safket-Abwy, Semley. EP: Ieulula, Tenarha, Tisaarwat, Veralia.
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Brown cheap horse is named Sweetroll.
Edited by PBpsy on April 13, 2014 6:08PMESO forums achievementsProud fanboiElitist jerkTrollHaterFan of icontested(rainbow colors granted)0 -
If I buy a black horse I'm naming it Katy Perry.
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poodlemasterb16_ESO✭✭✭✭✭My Witches Imperial is up to 22 11 0 and is definitely faster than it was. Smoked a stock one, I think, the other day, just ran away from him.
At 250 a feed it's a real cheap way to get a nice horse. Well there was $20 involved I guess.
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cromica81_ESO✭✭✭lordspyder wrote: »cromica81_ESO wrote: »Is it just me or do the horses feel cluncky? I never even use mine because I just can't stand it.
I love my horse, and it's so much smoother and more intuitive than riding a horse in Skyrim. So I think it's just you.
I hated the horses in skyrim also and never used them.0 -
Ashigaru✭✭✭✭xloritb16_ESO wrote: »I prefer my brown-black horse with current 30% speed.
Thats called a Dun horse and yes it is sexy
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Aluluei✭✭✭My palomino horse was also called Fishysticks. I renamed him to Runs-Kinda-Slowly.
Great name!
I'm a little sad to hear that my Fishysticks is not unique, but amused to realize that since the name wasn't randomly generated, Zenimax must have made an Official Corporate Decision that this was the ideal name for this product. Or maybe their focus groups were just messing with them.
IRL: Elizabeth. AD: Aluluei, Eiledh, Yreshi, Zabetheli. DC: Lededje, Pilun, Safket-Abwy, Semley. EP: Ieulula, Tenarha, Tisaarwat, Veralia.
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Sarenia✭✭✭✭✭cromica81_ESO wrote: »Is it just me or do the horses feel cluncky? I never even use mine because I just can't stand it.
Actually it's the smoothest mount usage I've seen in any game to date. The audio syncs beautifully with it too.
They just need to fix that auto-unmount bug where you summon it and it disappears right after. I noticed this is much more likely to happen if you're running forward and/or sprinting while you summon it, instead of stopping.[beta_group_85b_9]0 -
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✭I prefer the white horse but hey...GRATS!Want to become Vampire? 5k @ZiRM in game.ESO Server Status. ( ^_^)o自自o(^_^ ) SkåL!!!!!0 -
Kemono✭✭✭
Fishystick -was a no-brainer choiceMy palomino horse was also called Fishysticks. I renamed him to Runs-Kinda-Slowly.
Great name!
I'm a little sad to hear that my Fishysticks is not unique, but amused to realize that since the name wasn't randomly generated, Zenimax must have made an Official Corporate Decision that this was the ideal name for this product. Or maybe their focus groups were just messing with them.
This is in fact one of inside Bethesda easter egg, cos you know -its 2014 and they STILL giving FishyStick away
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/General:Fishy_Stick1 -
WyeVxndzz✭✭✭I got the palomino, was named Fishystick and agree - what a giggle on the part of the designers and whomever approved that.
I've renamed mine
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When you're feeling under pressure, do something different. Roll up your sleeves, or eat an orange.
Be on the look out for things that make you laugh. If you see nothing worth laughing at, pretend you see it, then laugh.1 -
Aluluei✭✭✭Kemono, thanks for the back story Now I'm even more fond of Fishysticks
IRL: Elizabeth. AD: Aluluei, Eiledh, Yreshi, Zabetheli. DC: Lededje, Pilun, Safket-Abwy, Semley. EP: Ieulula, Tenarha, Tisaarwat, Veralia.
CP 2200+, playing since beta.0
