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How do you feel about unprofessional comments in patch notes?

VoRaVeLi
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I find the random jokes and corny things that are posted in patch notes to be extremely cringey and unprofessional. Does anyone else agree?

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Edited by VoRaVeLi on October 26, 2019 10:11PM
  • furiouslog
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    Nope, fine by me. Learn to chill.
  • BackAndAngry
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    I love them. They go very well with quality EU servers. Ty Zos.
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  • ChunkyCat
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    i think they’re unprofessional
  • NoodleESO
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    Yes human behavior and emotion should be discouraged beep boop
  • cyclonus11
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    I prefer unprofessionalism in all my patch notes.
  • Gnome_Saiyan
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    With all the *** they have to put up with from us, I say let them have fun with it.

    To be clear, I am not talking about the people making patches, but the people who have to write the notes.
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  • Raideen
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    VoRaVeLi wrote: »
    I find the random jokes and corny things that are posted in patch notes to be extremely cringey and unprofessional. Does anyone else agree?

    Appears to me that the entirety of ZO$ is unprofessional, that is my observation at least.
  • Amiliana
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    I completely love them and I can even hear Gina's voice in my head as I read them! <3
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  • maboleth
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    I think you have no life, nor any sense of humour. You're probably extremely boring and dull person.

    Are you an accountant perhaps?
  • Katheriah
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    The servers are burning and you're bothered by jokes?
  • croninjoshua
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    Nope, not an issue. This forum is already censored in ways. Any more censoring would only provide negative impact.
  • Skorro
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    I like them, don't like the dead server though...
  • cyclonus11
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    It's a game forum not a business meeting, lol
  • Erraln
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    Strikes me like a middle-aged white guy who's trying to meme at his little nephews and nieces who had to give up their allowance to visit him.
  • Kadoin
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    I think it is meant to be lighthearted because the tone of the forums is so dark these days. As long as I can get the information I need, I don't really care. Plus I loved the "boom baby" thing in templar notes. That is an accurate description of how it feels when light gets stacked on me and explode at once from a ballgroup.

    "Boom baby!" is right...but "I will survive; I will not die."
  • Eldartar
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    VoRaVeLi wrote: »
    I find the random jokes and corny things that are posted in patch notes to be extremely cringey and unprofessional. Does anyone else agree?

    https://imgur.com/X9Dz5ck

    You gotta be kidding me with this!! Take a chill pill and get your head out of your A*s
  • Sylvermynx
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    Doesn't bother me, I have a sense of humor unlike some.
  • Elsonso
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    VoRaVeLi wrote: »
    I find the random jokes and corny things that are posted in patch notes to be extremely cringey and unprofessional. Does anyone else agree?

    https://imgur.com/X9Dz5ck

    I am totally fine with this, and the others that have appeared previously.
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  • Gnortranermara
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    I find petty, humorless, hypersensitive control freaks who want to silence others to be far more offensive than any joke. This is a video game forum, not a medical journal or a city council agenda.

    The only thing unprofessional about the patch notes is the combat balance decisions.
    Edited by Gnortranermara on October 26, 2019 9:54PM
  • Minyassa
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    What, it would be better to have them be soulless and unfunny? With all the crap that's going on in the game right now? We need MORE signs that people in this company have not been replaced by robots, not fewer.
  • Rain_Greyraven
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    If threads like this are a representation of humanity we are doomed as a species.
    "Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.”

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  • Reverb
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    I’ve got no problem with them, and often I appreciate the humor and the reminder that the people behind the work are part of the community too

    Edit - what bothers me is people who use links to prove their point instead of bothering to embed content.
    Edited by Reverb on October 26, 2019 9:53PM
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  • themaddaedra
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    i Am OfFeNdEd!1!1!

    no, jokes are jokes and they are fine.
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  • Kolzki
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    I like a bit of cringe with my patch notes.
  • FierceSam
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    They are very minimal, are in keeping with the game and do no harm

    There’s a world of things out there worth more worry
  • I_killed_Vivec
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    The "unprofessional" throw away comments in the patch notes pale in comparison to the frustration caused by not being able to log in.
  • Nifty2g
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    Only thing that pisses me off is when they used to joke around with this sort of thing with game breaking bugs. They even joked about server lag once and wrote an apology about it. Kinda depends on the context I guess, don't mind them adding jokes in but don't joke around about the bugs or server lag that should be concerning not a joking matter.
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  • fierackas
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    Not funny to anyone over the age of 12, I'd rather they expend more energy fixing the *** game
  • Zliryu
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    I don't give two flying cheese wheels about that. Honestly, patch notes? They should be professional when it comes down to fixing bugs/errors and maintaining servers, which they are clearly not.
  • MehrunesFlagon
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    I don't give a rat's ass about sounding professional.What I do care about is that it is well written,which in my opinion they are not.
    Edited by MehrunesFlagon on October 26, 2019 9:58PM
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