You know you have played too much eso, when...

  • Ysbriel
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    When your PC desk becomes your dining table, pantry ect.
  • max_only
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    When you have eso dreams
    #FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
    #OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
    || CP 1000+ || PC/NA || GUILDS: LWH; IA; CH; XA
    ""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom
  • Knootewoot
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    You get out of bed 15 mins earlier because you are afraid you might get stuck in loading screens when trying to catch the train.
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    "I am a nightblade. Blending the disciplines of the stealthy agent and subtle wizard, I move unseen and undetected, foil locks and traps, and teleport to safety when threatened, or strike like a viper from ambush. The College of Illusion hides me and fuddles or pacifies my opponents. The College of Mysticism detects my object, reflects and dispels enemy spells, and makes good my escape. The key to a nightblade's success is avoidance, by spell or by stealth; with these skills, all things are possible."
  • Nemesis7884
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    you suddenly feel strangely attracted to your roommates pet lizzard
  • forwardbias83
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    When ESO is more important than hygiene and your arm pits smell like the fungal grotto.
  • deviousthevile
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    When your wife is constantly running up to you screaming for help and you have to stop yourself from yelling " Damnit Bera Moorsmith! I don't want to help the Fighter's Guild right now, I'm farming!"
    CP 1220
    Devious The Vile Lv 50 Stamblade
    The Elven Terror Lv 50 PvP Support Healplar
    Kintao Doombringer Lv 50 MagSorc
    Healz Ur Bum Lv 50 Healplar
    Toby the Fat Node Hunter Lv 50 Stamina DK (Farmer)
    Something Disgusting Lv 50 Stamden
    You Hit my Splodey Button Lv 50 Blazing Shield Templar Tank
    Kyo Kane Lv 50 Magblade
    Watch Me Burn Lv 50 MagDK
    R N Geesus Lv 50 Stamblade
    Rampage the Vile Lv 50 Stamblade
    Backslash Playdead Lv 50 Healcro
    Sallidadna of House Vile Lv 50 Stamcro
    Hand of the Night King Lv 50 Magcro
    Fróstβíté Lv 40 Ice Warden
    Bella av Cava Vile Lv 24 MagSorc
    Storc the Orc Stam Sorc Lv 50 StamSorc



  • Cirantille
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    When I had the urge to "streak" to kitchen...
  • rotaugen454
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    When you see some blue flowers and think "Oooh, cornflower!" and is about to go and pick it.

    Or when you see them and sprint to them to grab them before someone else does.
    "Get off my lawn!"
  • Aznarb
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    You think "where's the screen shot key" when you see a pretty sunset.

    I'm with you, can't stop SS all beautiful light scene !
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    Edited by Aznarb on October 14, 2019 3:34PM
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    [Crazy Gatherer & Compulsive Thief]

  • adirondack
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    When you start making threads about playing too much ESO.

    Or responding to them.
    Ray
  • rotaugen454
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    You divide your house pets into combat and non-combat buckets.
    "Get off my lawn!"
  • Gundug
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    When I bring in over 1 million gold just from doing writs on 54 characters from four accounts in two days of Elseweyr event, two of the accounts being well over 1000 CP, and the other two less than 70 CP from cap, with no non-champion characters.

    And I still have no idea what the majority of quests in this game are about, but maybe will someday, when I am done grinding my characters to get them ready for them.
  • adirondack
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    I am not worthy
    Ray
  • Jinxxy85
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    I looked up at the moon last night and wondered where the second one was. Took a few seconds to realise I've played way too much recently.
  • Veinblood1965
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    When you see some blue flowers and think "Oooh, cornflower!" and is about to go and pick it.

    Or when you see them and sprint to them to grab them before someone else does.

    That never works anyway, stupid Real Life Bots.
  • rotaugen454
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    Jinxxy85 wrote: »
    I looked up at the moon last night and wondered where the second one was. Took a few seconds to realise I've played way too much recently.

    That’s no moon, that’s a space station.....oops, wrong series.
    "Get off my lawn!"
  • January1171
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    When you see your fluctuating health bar when you close your eyes
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