Why do I allways get a "fake tank"?!

  • MYWARCHILD887
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    Katahdin wrote: »
    Because none of the real tanks use group finder because all they get are fake dps or healers.

    ^ This is your definitive answer.
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  • Linaleah
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    zaria wrote: »
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    does anyone actualy see the spoiler section? bother to click on it?

    OP is humblebragging .

    and honestly? not a fan of "tanks" like OP either. that whole sprinting through the dungeon thing means people don't get as much time to loot - if they get to loot at all, cause god help you you slow down even for a moment, he's going to lock you out of a boss, god help you if you may want to do the quest, etc

    I've gotten a tank like OP and it was the WORST pug I've had and I'm counting pugs where we weren't even able to finish the dungeon in that estimation.
    Yes, now pulling large groups can be fun, try it doing nICP and nWGT for tickets.
    in wayrest 1 run up to slimecrawl or at least to the door and burn all the rats.
    Note that this require an plan all agree on and that you know the group is capable of it.
    listen. if you are in a premade group, and you all agree to a run strategy? you can do it however you please - its a premade, there are no rules other then the ones your group decides on. OP is doing this to PUGS.

    P.S. i'm not a fan personaly of pulling half a dungeon at a time, period. I don't like it and i don't deliberately chose to be in premades that run this way
    Edited by Linaleah on September 10, 2019 2:46PM
    dirty worthless casual.
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  • Linaleah
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    ugh, lag based tripple post, woops
    Edited by Linaleah on September 10, 2019 2:44PM
    dirty worthless casual.
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  • Linaleah
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    as above
    Edited by Linaleah on September 10, 2019 2:45PM
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  • InvictusApollo
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    @Jeremy @xWarbrain @Odovacar @El_Borracho @VaranisArano @Starlock @Skorro @Rastaman111 @EvilAutoTech
    Now please read the "Spoiler" in my first post.

    @Linaleah chill pls - I pull the mobs and then slaughter them. Everyone stays alive unles they do sth really stupid.

    To be honest I do not consider myself a "real tank". The point of this thread is to show that tanking in nonDLC dungeons, even vet - is very easy at least for people who run every single one of them more than 100 times.
    My intention here is to ask people to stop raging when they see an "unconvential" build for tanking. I had even ppl ragequiting or throwing insults just because I wasn't using a shield.
    Just wait untill the first boss and see if tank keeps taunt and survives.
    Also please stop healing the snake boss in Arx Corinium - I have to say that to every single pug group.
    And ofcourse don't use ice stave's heavy attacks on boss - it taunts the boss to you.
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    Jeremy xWarbrain Odovacar El_Borracho VaranisArano Starlock Skorro Rastaman111 EvilAutoTech
    Now please read the "Spoiler" in my first post.

    Linaleah chill pls - I pull the mobs and then slaughter them. Everyone stays alive unles they do sth really stupid.

    To be honest I do not consider myself a "real tank". The point of this thread is to show that tanking in nonDLC dungeons, even vet - is very easy at least for people who run every single one of them more than 100 times.
    My intention here is to ask people to stop raging when they see an "unconvential" build for tanking. I had even ppl ragequiting or throwing insults just because I wasn't using a shield.
    Just wait untill the first boss and see if tank keeps taunt and survives.
    Also please stop healing the snake boss in Arx Corinium - I have to say that to every single pug group.
    And ofcourse don't use ice stave's heavy attacks on boss - it taunts the boss to you.

    I read your spoiler. The first time, actually. As long as you hold boss aggro and don't die, that's fine.

    Please note that my comment was about face tanking on my healer (which I can do, but I dislike because if I'm gonna tank, I wanna be on my tank) or worse, someone who can't handle it ends up face tanking, and then the run gets painful.

    If you hold aggro so my healer or the DDs don't have to face tank, you can play whatever weird tank build you want.

    Hope that makes sense to you.
    Edited by VaranisArano on September 10, 2019 7:59PM
  • Jeremy
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    @Jeremy @xWarbrain @Odovacar @El_Borracho @VaranisArano @Starlock @Skorro @Rastaman111 @EvilAutoTech
    Now please read the "Spoiler" in my first post.

    @Linaleah chill pls - I pull the mobs and then slaughter them. Everyone stays alive unles they do sth really stupid.

    To be honest I do not consider myself a "real tank". The point of this thread is to show that tanking in nonDLC dungeons, even vet - is very easy at least for people who run every single one of them more than 100 times.
    My intention here is to ask people to stop raging when they see an "unconvential" build for tanking. I had even ppl ragequiting or throwing insults just because I wasn't using a shield.
    Just wait untill the first boss and see if tank keeps taunt and survives.
    Also please stop healing the snake boss in Arx Corinium - I have to say that to every single pug group.
    And ofcourse don't use ice stave's heavy attacks on boss - it taunts the boss to you.

    There is a big difference in a fake tank and then an "unconventional" one, though. Anyone who rage quits simply because you are using a staff is an idiot. If you are able to take on an entire heard of monsters + the boss in a Veteran Dungeon then there is definitely nothing wrong with your build and you are more than capable of tanking it. Actual fake tanks would melt in a situation like that.

    If people are rage quitting your groups my guess would be it has more to do with the fact you are sprinting through the dungeon and leaving everyone else behind. I doubt it's because you aren't tanky enough. But that's just a guess because I wasn't there.

    Edited by Jeremy on September 10, 2019 8:04PM
  • InvictusApollo
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    Jeremy xWarbrain Odovacar El_Borracho VaranisArano Starlock Skorro Rastaman111 EvilAutoTech
    Now please read the "Spoiler" in my first post.

    Linaleah chill pls - I pull the mobs and then slaughter them. Everyone stays alive unles they do sth really stupid.

    To be honest I do not consider myself a "real tank". The point of this thread is to show that tanking in nonDLC dungeons, even vet - is very easy at least for people who run every single one of them more than 100 times.
    My intention here is to ask people to stop raging when they see an "unconvential" build for tanking. I had even ppl ragequiting or throwing insults just because I wasn't using a shield.
    Just wait untill the first boss and see if tank keeps taunt and survives.
    Also please stop healing the snake boss in Arx Corinium - I have to say that to every single pug group.
    And ofcourse don't use ice stave's heavy attacks on boss - it taunts the boss to you.

    I read your spoiler. The first time, actually. As long as you hold boss aggro and don't die, that's fine.

    Please note that my comment was about face tanking on my healer (which I can do, but I dislike because if I'm gonna tank, I wanna be on my tank) or worse, someone who can't handle it ends up face tanking, and then the run gets painful.

    If you hold aggro so my healer or the DDs don't have to face tank, you can play whatever weird tank build you want.

    Hope that makes sense to you.

    Yeah it does. You know what? I also had to face tank once on my healer. It was at the very begining of ESO. I didn't even know that I should slot taunt back then. But I understand you completely.
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    Well at least they're herding mobs to the boss, which is brilliant, rather than just running past them, which is lame.
    Edited by Bladerunner1 on September 10, 2019 8:21PM
  • Hazurko_RaShan
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    For some time already, every time I queue through Dungeon Finder I allways get a "fake tank". Well it has to be a "fake tank", as he is not using sword and shield and he barely ever blocks, right?
    He is allways sprinting through the dungeon, herding most of the mobs to the boss, where he kills everything. Often times he is the last one standing as the rest of the team dies to red circles of stupidity - Even some max CP players. This happens even in veteran dungeons! The most bizzare thing is that sometimes he is doing more dps than the rest of his team!
    And when someone asks him about his build, he just says: "heh thats my tanky PvP build".

    How is that possible? Why do I allways get a "fake tank" in dungeons?!
    Oh... right... thats probably because it's me :D
    As you can see not all "fake tanks" aren't able to tank a veteran dungeon. For that reason you should not hate whisper someone who queued as a tank but is using a two-hander and bow.

    Well if they do that in a vet dungeon, like say vet cos they wind up with so many spiders that i can even see which direction to provide healing in because the mob of spiders clogs up my screen worse than the stupid orbs used to
  • xeha_arwen11
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    Katahdin wrote: »
    Because none of the real tanks use group finder because all they get are fake dps or healers.

    In my PERSONAL experience, I've gotten 99 percent fake tanks, 70 percent fake healers, and about 50 percent fake dps in pugs. Thats' normal mode. Vet i get 60 percent fake tanks, 40 percent fake dps, and 50 percent fake healers. So fake tanking has been much worse in my experience. I'm a healer, but I used to dps main, hence the other percentages.
    Edited by xeha_arwen11 on September 10, 2019 8:29PM
  • barney2525
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    For some time already, every time I queue through Dungeon Finder I allways get a "fake tank". Well it has to be a "fake tank", as he is not using sword and shield and he barely ever blocks, right?
    He is allways sprinting through the dungeon, herding most of the mobs to the boss, where he kills everything. Often times he is the last one standing as the rest of the team dies to red circles of stupidity - Even some max CP players. This happens even in veteran dungeons! The most bizzare thing is that sometimes he is doing more dps than the rest of his team!
    And when someone asks him about his build, he just says: "heh thats my tanky PvP build".

    How is that possible? Why do I allways get a "fake tank" in dungeons?!
    Oh... right... thats probably because it's me :D
    As you can see not all "fake tanks" aren't able to tank a veteran dungeon. For that reason you should not hate whisper someone who queued as a tank but is using a two-hander and bow.


    Its a hidden file in Settings / Options / Bad Ideas. It has a check box next to the statement ' request fake tank '. You have to uncheck the box if you don't want a fake tank to be brought in. Of course, since the file is hidden, you won't be able to actually See it. But its there. Just uncheck the box you can't see.



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  • Red_Feather
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    I hate instanced dungeons so much.

    They make you a hostage.

    Plus many other horrible game design fallacies.

    Edited by Red_Feather on September 10, 2019 11:09PM
  • resdayn00
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    Here’s my view on it:

    Most of the time when I met fake tanks it was in a random normal dungeon. And very often, it was a high/max CP, high DPS character. Quite often it was me. Why? Because once you reach a certain point, normal dungeons can be soloed. Whenever it happened in the way described above, it was a smooth run, as an endgame pve player can survive a normal base-game dungeon even as a DD tanking the bosses.

    In veteran? That’s a whole different issue. Fake tanking in vet dungeons is a big no-no. Simply leads to the group wiping.
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  • Hapexamendios
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    As long as the tank hold agro and survives, I don’t really care in most normal dungeons.

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    resdayn00 wrote: »
    Here’s my view on it:

    Most of the time when I met fake tanks it was in a random normal dungeon. And very often, it was a high/max CP, high DPS character. Quite often it was me. Why? Because once you reach a certain point, normal dungeons can be soloed. Whenever it happened in the way described above, it was a smooth run, as an endgame pve player can survive a normal base-game dungeon even as a DD tanking the bosses.

    In veteran? That’s a whole different issue. Fake tanking in vet dungeons is a big no-no. Simply leads to the group wiping.

    The issue is that it's smooth for us, that can handle face tanking without issues. A non experienced player will panic and die, and the run will finish without wiping but for that other player, the run was smooth, and wasn't fun. Even if they don't die, it can be stressful to play like that, instead of fun and smooth. Consider, for this purpose, that people running normals are not there for a challenging run... Specially the non dlc dungeons.

    The tank makes the run a lot safer for these people, by means of debuffing damage too, with maim. So between making inexperienced players die less, suffer less pressure, hit harder and take less damage, now THAT is a smooth run for them.

    This is the point... It's always about how other feel about the run with the fake tank, not how you feel about the run. It's a group activity, after all. If you wanna be selfish, don't queue, just port.
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    Same reason I always get fake DPS
  • daemonios
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    resdayn00 wrote: »
    Here’s my view on it:

    Most of the time when I met fake tanks it was in a random normal dungeon. And very often, it was a high/max CP, high DPS character. Quite often it was me. Why? Because once you reach a certain point, normal dungeons can be soloed. Whenever it happened in the way described above, it was a smooth run, as an endgame pve player can survive a normal base-game dungeon even as a DD tanking the bosses.

    In veteran? That’s a whole different issue. Fake tanking in vet dungeons is a big no-no. Simply leads to the group wiping.

    At that point, why even do the normal dungeons? If it's a pledge, you get better rewards from vet/HM. If it's a random, it's more fun/challenging to do random vet than a random normal you can faceroll. In the mean time you're going to alienate your group more often than not. They might actually be interested in learning dungeon mechanics, or taking their time with the story, or simply not rushing ahead to the point where they can't keep up.

    If you pull that sort of thing in a pug without discussing it, you're not the bomb. You're a self-absorbed, disrespectful person. Especially if you do it for the added advantage to yourself of faster queues. If you can solo it as you say, then do that.
    Edited by daemonios on September 10, 2019 11:49PM
  • Metafae
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    How is that possible? Why do I allways get a "fake tank" in dungeons?!

    You always get a fake tank in dungeons because you never queue as the tank. You're part of the problem.
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    Psst...

    He is the fake tank



    Or so he claims
  • DarcyMardin
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    Also..and this can happen even with real tanks, if part of the group is racing ahead...please don’t start fights in dungeons that lock players out who haven’t yet arrived in the boss room. (Like ICP). I’m usually on a magicka character and I don’t have the stamina to sprint after you continually!
  • Mr_Walker
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    For some time already, every time I queue through Dungeon Finder I allways get a "fake tank". Well it has to be a "fake tank", as he is not using sword and shield and he barely ever blocks, right?
    He is allways sprinting through the dungeon, herding most of the mobs to the boss, where he kills everything. Often times he is the last one standing as the rest of the team dies to red circles of stupidity - Even some max CP players. This happens even in veteran dungeons! The most bizzare thing is that sometimes he is doing more dps than the rest of his team!
    And when someone asks him about his build, he just says: "heh thats my tanky PvP build".

    How is that possible? Why do I allways get a "fake tank" in dungeons?!
    Oh... right... thats probably because it's me :D
    As you can see not all "fake tanks" aren't able to tank a veteran dungeon. For that reason you should not hate whisper someone who queued as a tank but is using a two-hander and bow.

    This sounds absolutely terrible, when you get a fake tank you should always get hapless and incompetent, so everyone dies, not someone who is capable of killing everything and you all complete the dungeon.
  • Bealeb319
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    I would rather get a fake tank in a normal dungeon than a fake dps! Why que up as a dps in a dungeon when you can't pull 5k dps? Where are the complaints about that?
  • Mr_Walker
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    Bealeb319 wrote: »
    I would rather get a fake tank in a normal dungeon than a fake dps! Why que up as a dps in a dungeon when you can't pull 5k dps? Where are the complaints about that?

    Because they're not fake dps, they're just people who are bad at dps, do you think folk are saying to themselves "you know what I want to do with my eso time today I really want to be in a dungeon queue for an hour"?
  • Austinseph1
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    If you are actually taking the aggro of bosses and survive without dieing multiple times you are technically a tank. If you aren't and a dps has to face tank and deal with your bad decisions you get the boot no questions asked. I don't really care as long as I don't tank bosses, I am not built like that and don't have jabs to carry me through content and just don't particularly want to. If you aren't doing that then you get kicked. I qued as dps and I can pull 45k self buffed, If i have to deal with you skipping in line and ruining it for everybody else you better do your job as well. I want to have fun and do what my build is made for, Not speed run death pulls and kiting a boss because somebody is impatient. Low expectations in group finder tho, I have kicked at least half of all the fake tanks in the last week with people running PvP builds that don't even do good damage. Maybe some of you guys pull it off but most tend to be bad. I do play all roles, I have 4 tanks, 6 dps (all classes) and 2 healers. All have cleared pretty much all content and fully built. I have never felt the need to que for a role I don't intend to fully preform. Some people feel like they are better than others and purposely do so in random groups. By far some of the biggest egos I have seen, and every time I cant help but feel sad for them.
  • jircris11
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    Lisutaris wrote: »
    Well.... 2 days ago i queued as a tank and 3 dds (fake heal) rushed through everything....

    After 15mins and dungeon finished... they told me something like "cool tank, nice to have you with us". They ignored me the whole dungeon (could not even try to do my job because of the rushing).
    That's why tanking is not fun in pug :).

    Pugs are the worst for tanks and healers it's like babysitting kids with major adhd.
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    Mr_Walker wrote: »
    Bealeb319 wrote: »
    I would rather get a fake tank in a normal dungeon than a fake dps! Why que up as a dps in a dungeon when you can't pull 5k dps? Where are the complaints about that?

    Because they're not fake dps, they're just people who are bad at dps

    I think alot of players would rather believe they are "just faking it" than admit they are just bad.
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  • Jhalin
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    I've been "fake tanking" for this event to get quick runs, the full shebang of taunt, AoE snare, pull, defensive ulti etc etc, just in med armor with Bow/DW.

    With four low/no damage abilities taking up my usual slots, i really shouldn't be doing 25-30% of group dps, and yet... to no one's surprise.

    Those runs with good players though, man it's so satisfying how fast everything melts. It tempts me to turn my main into a full on tank, but.. then i remember the bad runs and think, do i really wanna get stuck with <20k group dps? so "fake tanking" it remains

    now if only every Fake would turn to "fake", as in actually doing the bare minimum, life would be so much easier in a pug
    Edited by Jhalin on September 11, 2019 8:22AM
  • D3N7157
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    i have the best solution for you
    make a tank yourself
  • Grianasteri
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    Why does it always rain on me? >:)
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